>hacker scene
>quickly types on a keyboard for 3 seconds
>"i'm in"
Hacker scene
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Someone post the NCIS dual keyboard hacking
>Sex scene
>Quickly thrusts penis into vagina for 3 seconds
>"I'm done"
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Childhood is thinking Hollywood got it wrong, adulthood is realising Hollywood got it right.
>youtube.com
The best one
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>cyber nuke
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I know right? Who can even make it that long. Immersion ruined.
>tfw I last for 2 minutes
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Tfw I can't even orgasm
>hack into corporate e-mails
>find list of people they're going to fire
>anonymously send list to employees on the list
>sit back and enjoy the ensuing chaos
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>hacking
>uses black hoodie
I'M IN
omg
>hack into politicians' e-mails
>find consistent proof of fraud, pedophilia and conspiracy
>release information to the public
>sit back and enjoy the meltdown of their entire campaign
Death grip syndrome?
Quit masturbating.
Get more testosterone.
Use fleshlights if you ever masturbate.
>hacker is a woman, black or a chad
Not always ;^)
>mfw using this on a plane next to a nosy passenger
no I can't have good/sad cums when I'm with a bitch
>visitng porn sites without adblock turned on
Egyptians are black
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>"people" watch network TV
youtube.com
youtube.com
ACCESSING THE MAINFRAME NOW
>youtube.com
oh woah woah
this is too good to be true
CRASHING THIS FIREWALL
I GOT BOGEYS ON MY SIX
>not pulling the ethernet cable out
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>they don't know how to restart the motherboard and decrypt the RAM modules in cyberspace
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Based hack bro, what should we do next?
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>he's chasing me in the cyber world!
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>tfw can't cum faster than 10 minutes
in summer I get tired in half way
Why do they only type the keys in the centre of the keyboard?
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Subtle Simpsons thread?
Favourite episode/season go
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