Be american

>Be american
>Live on a ticking time bomb

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I hope you know that if this goes off the whole world is pretty much fucked

the good part is that it will kill Canada too

No i'm not )

Yeah, you are as well. The ash cloud will block out the sun.

I'm not :^)

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I don't know what this is or does, but like most things in the new world it's probably dangerous and might explode for no good reason. Also based on the location it probably hates Mormons.

at least millions of yanks will be instantly vapourized for the trouble

But you will die first.