What is he terrified of Sup Forums?

What is he terrified of Sup Forums?

Got cucked by his adopted son

As if she isn't the one at fault.

That she is actually an alien sent to secretly judge humanity.

If humanity finds out then it's an automatic fail because they would alter their behaviour to pass the test instead of being 'true' humans.

Really makes the noggins nog

this reminds me of when they said there was evidence of trump molesting some girl

He took it up the ass from Clooney a couple times.

That he swapped lives with the Brad from the Berenstein timeline thinking he'd gotten the better deal wife-wise

Nothing, she's just talking out of her plastic ass.

He's supposedly an "abuser". I bet Angelina thinks even yelling once at your kids is literally child abuse.

That he raised a degenerate

>literally beating the shit of your wife's son
>someone thought it was a good idea for this woman to adopt kids

Pitt's Alter ego ran 'Project Trump'.

He had no idea. Jolie's dad got to him.

What kind of surgical procedures has she had to make this possible?

>he is terrified the public will find out he was made to sit in a cupboard and watch as john voight and her brother doubleteamed her every night

Anyone who says something like that about someone else without providing proof is unstable.

Shiloh is a cute! take that back

>"my old husband is afraid of me", says ex-wife with no bias or ulterior motive

this

They started their relationship from cheating previous partners, whatever it is, they both deserve it

She had the vocal cords of an Afikan child installed in her anal cavity