If the Dodgers actually choke this season anybody want to get in on a suicide pact?
Cameron Sullivan
Should be a good pitcher's duel tonight
Jordan James
Going to the game on Wednesday with Maeda pitching. How fucked am I?
Lincoln Hughes
ye
Lincoln Adams
Rich Hill is on point tonight. I don't see the diamondbacks winning this tonight.
Anthony Reyes
Stop jinxing it
William Davis
So is Ray, will probably come down to the bullpens
Jace Nelson
Yeah and the dbacks bullpen is absolutely wretched. Anytime the game is on the line and our starter is leaving the mound, I automatically assume we are about to lose.
How's the rotting of your brain due to porn going?
Anthony Garcia
God I just want Alana Rizzo to beat me up and choke me
Michael Collins
What are you on about? >2.64 strikeout-to-walk ratio, fourth in the league >3.76 ERA ranks fourth >percentage of inherited runners scored, is 24.2, best in baseball.
Brayden Powell
FUCK
Luis Thomas
LEFTY KILLER DOES IT AGAIN
Michael Wilson
welp
Jack Nguyen
Thus begins tonight's downfall
Isaiah Butler
>Falling numbers
You are a true dumbass.
Jeremiah Collins
This team just can't find it.
Blake Miller
Oh, I get it, you're just a retarded doyers shitposting false flagger. Got it.
Sebastian Anderson
>doyers
Brody James
Is it true that beating the Dodgers is like winning the WS for the Diamondbacks?
Robert Ward
when turner hit the first pitch he saw for some dinky out in the 1st you knew it was over
Asher Stewart
No because unlike the dodgers, diamondbacks actually have a championship in the last 20 years.
Beating them only feels good because their fans are complete faggots when the come to chase field.
Blake Collins
>dodgers can't even get a hit
Jeremiah Lewis
>>No because unlike the dodgers, diamondbacks actually have a championship in the last 20 years. who would have known that conditions i deem fair would be used unironically , dg would be proud to see how many fans he's amassed
Ryan Myers
Wtf hahaha barely hit him
Logan Gray
You mean the championship you took away from a suffering New York in 2001?
Wait have the Dodgers had a single base hit so far
Kayden Wilson
Nope
Bentley Harris
Robbie on another level tonight
Landon Watson
puig literally the only guy in the lineup who remembers what a meaningful at bat is
Nathan Fisher
why are di*mondb*cks uniforms so fucking ugly?
Wyatt Bell
Who can stop them bros...
Samuel Cox
they decided to spend their time playing professional baseball rather than in the closet thinking about fashion lol
Jayden Wilson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angel Jackson
A dodger is actually on base
Nolan Sanchez
>hurr durr im a dumb expansion team faggot thats only accomplishment is beating the dodgers in a meaningless game
Jaxson Rodriguez
>forsythe ruins a perfect game
Leo Peterson
Walk?
Jonathan Cook
Single
Adam Kelly
Rich Hill always looks like he's just about to commit suicide
Leo Lopez
>its another "dodgers leave runners on base" episode
Nicholas Miller
That was a funny inning
Chase Smith
Big birb
Jacob Morris
>Baez GG Dbags we'll get you next time
Leo Hernandez
JUST
Benjamin Torres
>Baez
Brayden Gomez
>baez
Isaiah Parker
fuck this game
Austin Lewis
FUCKING BAEZ STOP
Adrian Anderson
>9 pitches >2 hr
Daniel Gutierrez
>le take 60 seconds to throw the same pitch every time man
Owen Adams
Lol he better not be in postseason
John Wood
I TOLD YOU ABOUT BAEZ BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
Jordan Stewart
Why is Baez doing this to us?
Henry Reed
I always thought the baez shitposting was just a meme, but this guy really is fucking horseshit
Benjamin Bell
GO SNEK
Logan Hughes
He was so elite in the first half of the season and now he's back to his old self
Jack Brown
fuck Baez, why does Roberts insist on using him so much?
Luke Rogers
baez getting
C H E W E D O U T E W E D
O U T
Liam Peterson
Stay vigilant, dbacks... bullpen and Rodney can still fuck this up in one inning.
Anthony Foster
Bases loaded no outs lol
William Mitchell
>inb4 triple play or grand slam
Alexander Bennett
GO SNEKS!
Evan Perry
what if the dodgers are losing on purpose to fall into the #2 spot behind the >nast
in the play offs on purpose?
roberts playing 25D underwater inverted chinese chess?
Jaxson Mitchell
Quality outfielders
Xavier Jones
Dodgers season is over.
Jose Lee
Damn I just feel bad at this point
Jordan Thompson
Roberts is literally Mattingly v2.0, so no he isn't doing anything clever.
Caleb Cooper
is there even a reason to keep watching
Liam Davis
>need a double play to go down by 4 points
Easton Jackson
to maybe see Bellinger hit a dinger, after that fuck this shit
Bentley Baker
>all these literal whos that people think are hot shit for some reason because they sometimes shit on terrible triple-A pitchers in their ABs playing like Dickson, Segedin, Verdugo, and Culberson >used up Gonzalez and Ethier starting over jew Hernandez, Bellinger, Granderson, or Taylor >Utley is barely staying relevant >Darvish drops the fucking ball and is going to be gone after October >who knows which Kershaw is going to show up in the playoffs
they were shilling hard over a fucking barbecue glove all last week
Colton Harris
3 HRS FOR THE LEFTY KILLER
Lincoln Carter
>it begins again
Alexander Parker
Can someone explain how the Dodgers went from winning practically every game to losing basically every game for the past two weeks? I haven't been paying close attention recently.
Ian Price
ok fuck this
if there is some spectacular comeback i can just watch highlights
Jordan Price
See
Julian Cox
This is insane
Eli Morales
SNEK BOIS
Michael Barnes
>all these empty seats Sad!
John Morris
STAY AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE ITS GOOD FOR YOU
Jace Wood
>were gonna keep the same losing lineup after going 1-3 with the dads, no it'll be better this time i swear, baez is awsome!
Adrian Davis
C R I C K E T S
Luke Adams
the lineup stopped harassing pitchers and being selective and reverted to hacking.
pitching is something different. i don't know what that's about.
Jeremiah Scott
>I hope they fire roberts after this season.
Jackson Reyes
kek those fucking commentary bantz, savage
Brayden Green
They have some minor leaguers batting and pitching while some starters are getting time off.
Samuel Diaz
SEETHING
Nathaniel Long
fuck off and enjoy your exhibition game wins cockscuker
Brayden Green
>dodgers w/ their complete A-team batting lineup best team of all time >dodgers w/ even 1 guy missing worst team in the league