DIAMONDBACKS @ DODGERS GAME THREAD

Stop the bleeding edition

Lineups:
1. Chris Taylor (R) CF
2. Enrique Hernandez (R) LF
3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
4. Cody Bellinger (L) 1B
5. Austin Barnes (R) C
6. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
7. Logan Forsythe (R) 2B
8. Charlie Culberson (R) SS
9. Rich Hill (L) P

1. David Peralta (L) LF
2. Kristopher Negron (R) SS
3. A.J. Pollock (R) CF
4. J.D. Martinez (R) RF
5. Brandon Drury (R) 2B
6. Jake Lamb (L) 3B
7. Adam Rosales (R) 1B
8. Chris Herrmann (L) C
9. Robbie Ray (L) P

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YES Goldjew is out

Dodgers win

At least maeda isn't fucking this one up

If the Dodgers actually choke this season anybody want to get in on a suicide pact?

Should be a good pitcher's duel tonight

Going to the game on Wednesday with Maeda pitching. How fucked am I?

ye

Rich Hill is on point tonight. I don't see the diamondbacks winning this tonight.

Stop jinxing it

So is Ray, will probably come down to the bullpens

Yeah and the dbacks bullpen is absolutely wretched. Anytime the game is on the line and our starter is leaving the mound, I automatically assume we are about to lose.

How's the rotting of your brain due to porn going?

God I just want Alana Rizzo to beat me up and choke me

What are you on about?
>2.64 strikeout-to-walk ratio, fourth in the league
>3.76 ERA ranks fourth
>percentage of inherited runners scored, is 24.2, best in baseball.

FUCK

LEFTY KILLER DOES IT AGAIN

welp

Thus begins tonight's downfall

>Falling numbers

You are a true dumbass.

This team just can't find it.

Oh, I get it, you're just a retarded doyers shitposting false flagger. Got it.

>doyers

Is it true that beating the Dodgers is like winning the WS for the Diamondbacks?

when turner hit the first pitch he saw for some dinky out in the 1st you knew it was over

No because unlike the dodgers, diamondbacks actually have a championship in the last 20 years.

Beating them only feels good because their fans are complete faggots when the come to chase field.

>dodgers can't even get a hit

>>No because unlike the dodgers, diamondbacks actually have a championship in the last 20 years.
who would have known that conditions i deem fair would be used unironically , dg would be proud to see how many fans he's amassed

Wtf hahaha barely hit him

You mean the championship you took away from a suffering New York in 2001?

Lol fuck New York.

At least I'll get to see Buehler

mlbdailydish.com/2017/9/4/16253206/dodgers-call-up-walker-buehler

buehler??

Wait have the Dodgers had a single base hit so far

Nope

Robbie on another level tonight

puig literally the only guy in the lineup who remembers what a meaningful at bat is

why are di*mondb*cks uniforms so fucking ugly?

Who can stop them bros...

they decided to spend their time playing professional baseball rather than in the closet thinking about fashion lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A dodger is actually on base

>hurr durr im a dumb expansion team faggot thats only accomplishment is beating the dodgers in a meaningless game

>forsythe ruins a perfect game

Walk?

Single

Rich Hill always looks like he's just about to commit suicide

>its another "dodgers leave runners on base" episode

That was a funny inning

Big birb

>Baez
GG Dbags we'll get you next time

JUST

>Baez

>baez

fuck this game

FUCKING BAEZ STOP

>9 pitches
>2 hr

>le take 60 seconds to throw the same pitch every time man

Lol he better not be in postseason

I TOLD YOU ABOUT BAEZ BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

Why is Baez doing this to us?

I always thought the baez shitposting was just a meme, but this guy really is fucking horseshit

GO SNEK

He was so elite in the first half of the season and now he's back to his old self

fuck Baez, why does Roberts insist on using him so much?

baez getting

C H E W E D O U T
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Stay vigilant, dbacks... bullpen and Rodney can still fuck this up in one inning.

Bases loaded no outs lol

>inb4 triple play or grand slam

GO SNEKS!

what if the dodgers are losing on purpose to fall into the #2 spot behind the
>nast

in the play offs on purpose?

roberts playing 25D underwater inverted chinese chess?

Quality outfielders

Dodgers season is over.

Damn I just feel bad at this point

Roberts is literally Mattingly v2.0, so no he isn't doing anything clever.

is there even a reason to keep watching

>need a double play to go down by 4 points

to maybe see Bellinger hit a dinger, after that fuck this shit

>all these literal whos that people think are hot shit for some reason because they sometimes shit on terrible triple-A pitchers in their ABs playing like Dickson, Segedin, Verdugo, and Culberson
>used up Gonzalez and Ethier starting over jew Hernandez, Bellinger, Granderson, or Taylor
>Utley is barely staying relevant
>Darvish drops the fucking ball and is going to be gone after October
>who knows which Kershaw is going to show up in the playoffs

>the 2001 Mariners, part 2

and I'm a dodgers fan

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>win a Dodgers trash can
are they serious

i wish

Wtf happened to my Dodgers? :(

they were shilling hard over a fucking barbecue glove all last week

3 HRS FOR THE LEFTY KILLER

>it begins again

Can someone explain how the Dodgers went from winning practically every game to losing basically every game for the past two weeks? I haven't been paying close attention recently.

ok fuck this

if there is some spectacular comeback i can just watch highlights

See

This is insane

SNEK BOIS

>all these empty seats
Sad!

STAY AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE ITS GOOD FOR YOU

>were gonna keep the same losing lineup after going 1-3 with the dads, no it'll be better this time i swear, baez is awsome!

C R I C K E T S

the lineup stopped harassing pitchers and being selective and reverted to hacking.

pitching is something different. i don't know what that's about.

>I hope they fire roberts after this season.

kek those fucking commentary bantz, savage

They have some minor leaguers batting and pitching while some starters are getting time off.

SEETHING

fuck off and enjoy your exhibition game wins cockscuker

>dodgers w/ their complete A-team batting lineup
best team of all time
>dodgers w/ even 1 guy missing
worst team in the league