/heem/: war machine edition

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*GADOOOSH*

They after me cause I'm the package man

a gentle heeminder that there were some """people""" on heem that wanted Faber to replace RDA for 196 cuz for sure he can give Conor trouble with his wrestling my man

>“I’m 24, man. There’s nothing to lose going into this fight,” Borg said. “In all honesty, I’m a real person, I’m not going to be over here yelling out stupid sh*t like ‘I’m going to f*ck DJ up’ or anything like that. Honestly, I’m going to go in there and fight my heart out and, win or lose, I’m going to keep coming. I’m going to keep coming and there’s nothing that’s going to stop me.

Going into a title fight with a 'meh nothing to lose' mentality kek

*gets 30-26'd by justin scoggins*

>I’m going to go in there and fight my heart out
No one who says this ever goes on to win

How would I do in the UFC?

Nothing to lose except for the weight

I like DJ but I would laugh eternally if Borg came in over and they made it a non-title bout

>His head is too small

HEEMINDER:

If Conor was wearing 4oz gloves he would've slept Floyd in the first round. The only reason Floyd was still standing is because the giant boxing glove grazed against Floyd's chest sapping away all the energy behind this beautiful uppercut.

You made back that 8k yet famlad?

Holy SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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FORCE AMPLIFYING GLOVES MY GUY

for me it's Jessamyn

Surprised they'd do this now and not for Wrestlemania and all that
Unless she's sticking around long time. Guess we can properly rule out MMA now, at least for a while. Think she'll have fun there

This is the start of the build for Mania

Also Jinder Mahal is walking out one of the fighters at 215

who's the blonde

she's an even bigger girl desu

what are some good fights to rewatch?
particularly interested in MW but also WW and LHW

potentially cards too I guess, but it'd have to be really good

This. It's the seed.

War machine did nothing wrong

How far back are you talking
Rockhold/Bisping 2 is always a good watch buddeh

...

Why are you surprised by this when it's been stated like over a dozen times in the past month?

this is true. Would have been over in the first in MMA via punches and we would have had a nother Buschinger tier gif. If not slept, rocked and tapped at least. Boxing gloves are fake.

hope solo esque

That's Ric Flair's daughter m8

Yeah but

I'm still waiting for someone to tell me what her tattoo says

Just fatigue la

>rockhold throwing a retarded jab and dropping his arm to expose his chin entirely
sure, Bisping really worked hard for that one

Just wondering if there are any gems I hadn't heard of before

Not sure if all-time great ref or just used to shitty MMA refs.

*gets punched dozens of times without retaliating for a minute straight*

For sure I was just tired my guy

You're at a party in the favelas and these 2 walk up to you and grope yourbund

>Oicutcheboy you havey one very nicebunda, come lets go makingsexowith ustogethers

What do you do?

> survive behind fake boxing gloves
> wait for the EPO to kick in
Garbage sport.

Rockhold sucks at boxing. Watch him vs Pukeare where he gets dropped 5 times almost all of which doing the same thing

100% just playing possum for the final 2 rounds

looks like a man

Got one of Conor's uppercut?

>Just wondering if there are any gems I hadn't heard of before
Well, again, how far back are you talking? I could throw pretty much any of Lawler's last couple of fights at you, but they're pretty recent. Lawler/Condit and Lawler/Rory 1 and 2 are pretty great for example

LHW I'd just recommend watching Jones' run. It's fantastic. Gus/Jones and Gus/DC are good too, and in very recent memory Gus/Glover was pretty good.

>Be 10 years younger, 20 lbs heavier, longer reach
>Still hit and punch like a little baby
>Get stopped by a 40 y/o man with glass hands
>This is the best MMGAY has to offer

you are so gay

Cung Le is a better striker than Romero

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>abandon family and bring home 0 (ZERO) belts
>be a dishonorable roider and cheat
>get BTFO by Bisping
AND
>have your entire home country wiped off the globe

The country of Yoel right now kek

Ronda shook

For sure CB Dolloway was a good test my guy

I'm telling you, boxing should replace gloves with socks then have backhands, hammerfists, and strikes to the back of the head made legal.

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Well I want to root for Rockhold, but it's still funny though so I'll watch that

I guess I'll watch Lawler since I can't stand Jones' boxing

canada being insecure as usual

>where he gets dropped 5 times
This didn't happen you ming and if it did, tell me which rounds.

reply in brazilian
>mumugaidebubugai, sempre si

fugg

>party in the favelas

kek Rockhold go get ready for Branch ffs

Imagine faking injury for over a year just to avoid fighting the lineal contender

WWE is such an embarrassing thing.
Why do adults, ADULTS want to watch something that is flat out scripted?
To watch dull fucking storylines with pretty girls and the same moves over and over and over again.

And it's a multi-million dollar franchise.

HOW?

Jorge and Yoel btfo

Rockhold never got dropped by Jacare once let alone 5 times and I'll more than happily eat my words if you can prove me wrong cause from what I remember of the fight Jacare only won rounds by laying on top of Luke, not by outstriking him. But please, go ahead and prove me wrong.

Is that Jon Jones and Jose Aldo?

some people like to hold onto their childhood longer than its healthy, can't imagine adults enjoy watching this horrible fake drama and finding excitement out of it.

When Bisping beats GSP does Whittaker stop being interim champ or does Bisping have to beat Whittaker in order to become the undisputed champ?

Lol you clearly never watched the fight he got thrown around like a sack of potatoes the first couple rounds

Go train Luke

...

Remember when Conor tried to pick a fight with an 8 year old?

youtube.com/watch?v=I_i7HU54yS0

Worked

He was using the Rcky technique, come on the ref fucked up there

Comfy Aldo and Comfy Silva. Some Russian outdid himself ages ago, you can even see their reflections.

>he got thrown around
He got pressed against the cage and taken down for the first two rounds, he never got dropped by strikes, and when the fight was on the feet Luke was winning mostly cause of his kicks and he had Jacare wobbled at some point.

Good to know that this is all just bait by some mandrama loser though

LITERALLY not him

Worked

what?

This looks like a really bad remake of Mean Girls

No. It wouldn't. Regardless of the gloves that punch was worthless in comparison to a lifetime boxers punch. Most of his punches had poor usage of his kenetic chain and ones like webm related were straight up arm punches since he isn't used to someone fighting inside.

It was his best punch though.

>he never got dropped by strikes

Absolutely howling.

Would Cody Garbrandt have done better than Conor?

Don't let him WORK you again

>He got dropped 5 times
Like I said, tell me which round(s) it happened in since you clearly watched it and remember it so well. The controversy surrounding the fight is that it could have gone either way but if Luke really got dropped 5 times then it should be easy to prove eh moron?

No, because getting dropped isn't a 10-8 moron

>Younger
>Faster
>Actual boxing ground

Yes, but he'd have lost by TKO as well.

I never said it was you idiot, but please tell me which rounds he got dropped 5 times in.

>abandon family and bring home 0 (ZERO) belts
that's irrelevant, he left to find a way to bring home alot of money (he has done so)
>be a dishonorable roider and cheat
tainted suppliment
>get BTFO by Bisping
how does this happen if Mike ducked him?
>have your entire home country wiped off the globe
all english fighters are bums

>i never said it was

That's exactly what was implied. Sorry you're so stupid LOL

LOL

>Why do adults, ADULTS want to watch something that is flat out scripted?
most forms of entertainment are scripted, plays tv shows movies lol

>the same moves over and over and over again
one of the biggest complains you'll hear about mma is it's boring

literally never watch fake wrestling, your "i'm better than the people who watch it" attitude is childish, wgaf if someone in their 30s or 40s with a wife and kids and a job watches it

>idiot
>stupid

hey guys unfortunately you cant talk like that on heem

If I was to make a list of top MMA to Boxing carry over Cody wouldn't be on it.

Conor had a chance due to his unorthodox style and the fact he is a southpaw which makes Floyd unable to fully utilize the Philly Shell. Also Floyd has stupid reach for someone 5'8 same with Conor at 5'9".

I'd say the next best person would be Nate since hes got a decent reach advantage, is far more fluent in traditional boxing, and his cardio is amazing.

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>Cody wouldn't be on it

>but Nate would

cute

>if someone in their 30s or 40s with a wife and kids and a job watches it
They're watching it WITH and FOR their kids.

>Being proud of enjoying an objectively inferior form of entertainment

It's like being proud of watching Housewives of Hollywood.

what does this look convey?

Cody is a way better boxer than Nate though.

Stifling surprise at those mongs who put money on MConner

>Twice the reach
>Better cardio
>Much better at boxing
>Weight advantage also

Cody is ok but you need literally every advantage possible to be fighting against Mayweather. Also, I haven't seen nearly as much of Cody as I've seen of Nate.

Keith Jardine

>be me
>adult
>mma is the only sport i care about
>mma fans unironically look down on pro-wrestling
just stop it's embarrassing

>tfw unheemable

>pro-wrestling
It's called mandrama

For sure I was just a lil bit tired

Sean Sherk

never down never out