Name something big and long that women just can't get enough of

Name something big and long that women just can't get enough of.

Cucumber

Fruit by the foot

Scorsese films

ALIMONY

Master and Commander

titanic unedited director's cut

dicks :D

BWC

What the hell man, that is uncalled for!

The Twilight Saga

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dude LOL

ASIAN PENIS, STEVE!

Beat me to it

dude...

>You remember when Family Feud wasn't hosted by a black man and didn't have 2-3 innuendos per episode

A MAN'S TALLYWACKER, STEVE!

>it's a white family with short fat men vs a black family with tall muscular men

it's better this way

My paycheck.

Who is the target audience for this show?

cat tails

Shitposters like us who want good reaction faces

The patriarchy

culturally repressed poor families

people who just got done watching judge judy or judge mathis

This is a Christian board user

non autistic people.
most people love to watch it just for the crazy shit the stupid fucks on the show say.

THIS!!!

no white women can resist the big ASIAN schlong

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uuuuh me

String cheese, Steve!

middle america normies and black people

Black people, mostly.

Just like Wheel of Fortune is for old people and Jeopardy is for nerds.

YOU ARE OF AN IMPRESSIVE LENGTH

The price is right is game show kino for old people
Source: I work at a nursing home

>he wipes abandoned old peoples asses for a living
lmao get a load of this loser

it really isnt

I never said I liked the job

Name something you put in your mouth but don't swallow!

Toblerone

>he does it even though he doesn't even like it
hahahahaha how low can you get hahahaha
do you cry when one of them dies?
hahahahahaha

40 posts and no one said BBC im impressed

B-BBC STEVE!
*audience erupts into laughter for 10 straight minutes*

>5 seconds apart

government

>every Steve Harvey episode is a black family vs a white family

OOOOHHHHH LAAAWWWDDD

oh for crying out loud, this is a family program

Jesus Christ user!

MUH DIK
(Audience chimps out)

THIS IS A FAMILY BOARD!

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON HERE!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

>The price is right is game show kino for old people
I guess I'm old. It really is game show kino

My family and I watch it together after Sunday dinner. Its the best family-tier show. Watching rednecks and diddnt-dos go at it is the best.

what a flattering angle.

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