What's the worst James Bond movie?

What's the worst James Bond movie?

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QoS, if it even counts as a Bond movie

if not, The Man with the Golden Gun

My man.

QoS was literally "pollution is bad" the movie

Diamonds Are Forever is underrated

I liked it more than Goldfinger tbqh

Did you even watch it?

Spectre
Skyfall's second half
the one where they went to the moon
the one where roger moore dressed up like a clown
the one where pierce brosnan papasurf away from the killsat laser

in that order

>The Man with the Golden Gun
>worst

I am upset.

The last one

all of them

Chris Lee aside, it's pretty terrible

something about oil and water supplies

Bond makes the villain drink oil at the end.
Might as well be called "The Tree Hugger Chronicles"

rewatch it, and stay off your phone this time, kid.

One of the Welsh ones?

Who cares about movies?
What is important though, is that Eva Green is best Bond girl.
I'm glad we all agree on this.

>better than Solitaire
>better than Pam
>better than Elektra
lolno

Never Say Never Again is a giant waste of time and not even legit.

The most underrated Bond girl.

the video game contest scene is hilarious though

They're all pretty fuckin' bad but they all have some redeeming quality to them.

>better than christmas jones

saved

and yeah she was hot, and it was hilarious watching her pretend to be a physicist

>''I thought Christmas only came once a year''

Was a cracking little bit of banter from are Piers aswell.

But it has Chris Lee, and thus is not terrible.

It's "western imperialism is bad" and "privatization of water is bad" user
apply yourself

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Moonraker
Octopussy

nah

It's hard to even qualify what the WORST Bond movie is. Many movies in the series have been bad for vastly different reasons. A couple of examples being;

View to a Kill had the worst romance with a 60 year old Roger Moore hooking up with a 19 year old.

Die Another Day had the worst special effects with a terrible CGI Bond parachute surfing a tsunami.

Quantum was just overall terrible and forgettable. I dare you to tell me the bond girl or what she was going without looking it up.

Spectre was the worst at name dropping and pointless contrivances for the sake of the plot.

Moonraker was awful. It's got the same fucking plot as The Spy who Loved me to boot, except in space.

Shitty film.

the one with clowns

good times

He's the silver lining, but even he couldn't save that turd

unironically my favorite bond movie

going to re-watch it right now

Hey, Moonraker had one of the best sex lines

>I believe he is attempting reentry

both have the same plot as You Only Live Twice

All three are good movies, Gilbert is a great director

View to a Kill is up there but it has one of the best title sequences

john barry tho

While Goldfinger is one of my favorites.
Diamonds are Forever is indeed underrated.

>le Skyfall is bad meme
>d..do I fit in yet?

If you think Skyfall is a bad Bond movie you clearly haven't watched many of them. Spectre was utter shite tho

define worse because in some ways Moonraker can be both the worst and the best James Bond movie

Quantum and Spectre are at least competent action movies, Die Another Day looks absolutely atrocious.

It's by far the worst.

Olga played the girl who got saw her family die and was stuck in a house fire.

I don´t know
I liked the solar powered space lazer
it seemed really powerful

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Spectre, it's not even close.

agreed, the Skyfall hate was always a meme.

You can dislike it, but to call it the worst when DaD and Moonranker exist is just a load of contrarian crap.

>Eva Green

Spectre is 5x the movie Die Another Day is.

>inb4 it's fun!!
reddit.

Just start listing off Moore films and you'll hit two or three eventually.

anything with Moore is a load of bullocks.

I love red heads and all the purple combined with the bright red makes me diamonds.

Octopussy has Bond dress like a clown to disarm a bomb and it's not even bad.

Octopussy is basically Goldfinger except that Pussy Galore knew Bond from before.

this. unironically moonraker was the most entertaining because of the space station battle.

>identifying villain by his third nipple

Man With the Golden Gun and DaD are I deed the worst Bond Movies in existence

Kill yourself

That piece of shit with Halle Berry

Anyone mentioning any Moore or Dalton movie in this thread needs to delete their posts and leave immediately.

this

It's like they wanted to do Thunderball's underwater fight scene in space but it looks even more retarded.

Moore was aggressively mediocre, even in his best films.

Dalton was fantastic in both of his movies.

>Dalton
Dalton is GOAT

>bond girls

Alright, time to talk about serious business

>Asian midget sidekick

QOS, DAD, Moonraker, Spectre

The worst

>>better than Elektra

As cheesy as that is it's nothing compared to the Pierce Brosnan films. He was a parody of Bond.

Can't believe they considered they could ever make anything with Barry in more movies.

I like Rosamund Pike in that outfit at the end whooping Barry's ass and the first time I tried watching DaD I literally turned it off from hearing the theme song. Second time I finally watched it amd it's shit.

Even a piece of shit like Die Another Day at least has a well-done pre-credits sequence. Octopussy is the one most bereft of anything good or interesting.

Connery: Diamonds are Forever
Moore: A view to a kill
Dalton: License to kill, dece movie tho
Brosnan: Die Another Day
Craig: QoS

this is amazing though

>le die another day sucks!

It's, at worst, just another bad Bond film. It's CONSIDERABLY better than several Moore turds and I would say better than boring nonsense like Quantum and Spectre.

>not Never Say Never Again

Come on now Diamonds has murder montage after OHSS and I like Blofeld in it.

What a beautiful woman

Classic q.t.

Nick Nack is the best henchmen literally pushes Scaramanga to be a better person and loyal until the end.

I'm biased though since I love Mini Me.

You mean stephen harper?

>one of the most laughably impractical weapons in cinema
>requires custom 4.2 mm bullets made of gold that come from a single traceable source

it's terrible

Here's the thought process behind the making of the movie summed up in one webm.

Dude Jane Seymour was smoking hot back in the day. Makes you revisit her scene in wedding crashers with a massive hard on.

>not having a massive hard on each time during the diamond commercials
>not having a hard on now
>not having a hard on when she blows Joy from My Name is Earl out of the water that one episode when she wants diamonds

Jane is best

Why is that man just holding a gun barrel
How did bond shoot through the gun barrel

I don't really get all the harsh hate for Spectre
Ya the opening was weak, Waltz's Blofeld was a bit flat, and Bond came off as more of a psychopath but everything else was ok.

Despite mediocre reviews You Only Live Twice has the first sexy Asian I can remember seeing in film/tv. There for it is good.

Octopussy wasn't good.

>Bond took her virginity and cucked Kananga in the process
I love it

she was a pathetic excuse for a character though, Aki was better

It's better than QoS

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

It wasn't terrible either, it was just boring. Amazing opening scene though

it's more watchable than any of the Craig films IMO

>better than several Moore turds
wrong

Jesus Christ I love Jane.

Alright, alright..

But, what's the best Bond theme and why is it A View To A Kill?

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Ehh
If Sliva could do all the shit he said he could do in Skyfall and have the audience believe it, I don't see how Blofelds worldwide crime illuminati couldn't be behind the events of Casino Royal, QoS, and partially Skyfall.

This is the same organization that able to capture Russian and U.S. Spavecraft out of orbit in You only Live Twice

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Spacecraft*

It's gotta be a View To a Kill or Nobody Does it Better.

I'm not going to defend View but I love that movie and Walken is just so fucking cheesy it makes it a guilty pleasure. Tanya Roberts would be great if she didn't scream like a banshee but I still like her and the women's lib joke Bond makes when infiltrating the mine.

>ehh

no it was fucking stupid

It's a well made action movie.

The only problem is the script.

I prefer the '60s sexy lounge/jazz themes but new wave does go well with Bond.

I wonder if anyone has thought about dropping edgy Daniel Craig style for a retro '80s Bond.

retro 50s Bond would be better

spectre

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