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what the fuck

yeah, season 2 finale totally jumped the shark. I had to drop it. Its total shit now.

bravo lucas

pottery

It's canon, all of it.

At least the old EU knew that it was always second rate and never movie canon, so they could make up any kind of shit they want because it's not "what really happens." Disney just allows it all, don't they, how long before they start constantly retconning themselves and then need to reestablish the canon levels?

shut up its cool

>made for kids
>looks dumb and cartoonish

wow

we're going to see rey or kylo eventually do this, aren't we?

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starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kyber_crystal

>Kyber crystals were inherently attuned to the light side of the Force, and would attempt to resist any effort by dark side practitioners to utilize them in lightsabers. To this end, the only way a Sith, or other darksider could make use of a kyber crystal was to use the Force to dominate the crystal, bending it to their will. This process would cause the crystal to "bleed", as if it were a living organism, resulting in the distinctive crimson-bladed lightsabers synonymous with the Sith. However it was also possible to "heal" a kyber crystal corrupted in this way. The only known instance of purifying a corrupted kyber crystal was when Ahsoka Tano purified the two crystals she retrieved from the Sixth Brother's lightsaber following his defeat. In this case, the crystals turned white.

the lightsabers look like dildos and they even flop around like them too hahahahahahaha.

The fact that people begin threads with caps-locked laughing offends me more than anything they could ever possibly imply

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wew

>spinning AND high ground both in one attack

How can you even counter this? It's literally impossible.

bravo lucas

>This is canon

Soon

>implying this isn't worse

>This is 100% canon

that's fucking stupid.

How in the fuck does a spinning laser/plasma beam generate lift?

This is beyond idiotic.

The Force.

>They retconned Kyle Katarn for this

why not just shoot them

why didn't sheev fly like a helicopter in this scene

>sith with helicopter lightsabers
>it ain't me starts playing

He does in the LEGO(tm) version

shit im a star wars faN and im in tears right now

LOOK AT ME

I'M YOUR STAR WARS CANON NOW

>lightsabres are round
>someone spinning them generates lift

pottery levels off the charts