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WAS: RB Chris Thompson signed to two year extension
DAL: Schefter: No 4pm deadline for Zeke suspension
NYG: Brandon Marshall (shoulder) says he is ready to go for week one
MIA: Still no decision on Bucs-Dolphins game
LAR: McVay will not rule out Aaron Donald playing in week one
OAK: Raiders, K Sebastian Janikowski in contract standoff
FA: Ex-Bills RB Jonathon Williams not claimed on waivers

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>implying anyone watches handegg anymore

Does your team have 2 elite QBs?

See this faggot Jags fan spamming his retarded meme for the 80th time?

See this??? I'm not going insane over it because I know it's a joke, even if it's unfunny.

I'm not freaking out at him and calling him delusional. As if Blake Bortles is in any position to exact revenge for anything.

This is what you people sperging at Cowboys related posts don't understand because you're probably mentally ill and have autism.

My team has 4.

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Ha, ha! Almost time for 49ers

In franchise history? No

>he isn't buying the NuJags hype

4,600 yards, 40 TDs, 12 INTs

>depth
What is this feeling Lionsbros? I'm not used to it?

>below 100 rating
>elite
Slightly above average. My nigga Cooper Rush was the best QB in preseason

THANK YOU BASED QUINN

People don't sperg out over the jags because they know it won't happen. They freak out over cowboys predictions because they know they are true

See you in the owl

It's cute how you Lions and Jags fans think your team will amount to anything. Kiss the five rings of Dallas, boy.

>reminder

>Dallas, Detroit, and Jacksonville have been to the same number of Super Bowls since 1996

It's time to grow up and stop living in the past

That doesn't mean anything to me because I was born in 1997. Cowboys rule!

You'll be seeing your first Cowboys Superbowl win soon enough young one!

>unironically thinking that that the Cowgirls will win an Owl again
They wouldn't beat Seattle or Green bay in the playoffs

>your team
>your team's record
>most underrated player in the NFL

aints
7-9
matthew stafford
and before any of you faggots say it drew brees is not underrated

Chiefs
19-0
Alex Smith

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jelly 2bh

Because apparently people still don't know, an I, the laziest fucker, has to be the one to remind them last minute

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So Moore is still the 2nd string qb?

Raiders
11-5
Virtually every offensive lineman that isn't on the Raiders or Cowboys (only exception I can think of is Joe Thomas)

Dak Prescott will be benched for Cooper Rush by week 5.

#prayforFlorida

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Seriously why the fuck haven't they decided what's happening with this game yet? It's clearly not happening on Sunday.

That's like saying Tom Brady will be benched by Garapahoe by week 5

>the kiss the rings poster is back

Chargers
9-7 (hopefully 10-6)
Rivers is perennially underrated, but Keenan Allen is uncoverable when healthy...he just can't seem to stay healthy

Anyone who doesn't realize he's the best QB in the new millennium is underrating him.

Your retarted if u think the Chargers are going to win more than three games, puto. Go Rams!

If he's so good, why hasn't he played in a Super Bowl?

>defense
>run game

Stafford is winning an owl in the next couple years

I can't believe Roger Goodell actually needs to have a conference whether or not to cancel the game on Sunday between the Dolphins and the Bucs with a Category 5 Hurricane.

The only thing they should've talked about is relocation for the game.

It's hitting us by Friday/Saturday and moving to South Florida by Sunday.

>mfw the Browns go 19-0 this year then suck ass for the rest of eternity

>@APMarkLong One interesting change on Jaguars depth chart: WR Keelan Cole and Dede Westbrook ahead of Allen Hurns

Looks like Allen Hurns is being traded. Dubs picks where he's going

Just have the Bucs-Phins game Thursday night

You really are here 24/7 just refreshing the catalog sorted by creation date, aren't you? Are you going to keep it up all season?

As a Browns fan, I will gladly accept that outcome.

>tfw had another nightmare about the Super Bowl

Should I see a therapist, or is this normal?

Me too.

You and your nigger city deserve it. You are a blight upon my state.

at least all the spics became rasm fans

>Racistskins
>9-7
>Mike Evans

I'm no spic, I'm El Salvadoran.

anything south of the USA is a spic

The week 1 matchups are Tolzien-Goff, Bortles-Savage, and probably Peterman-McCown.

This is why the NFL is dying. The quality of quarterback has progressively declined year after year.

Good answer.

NORTHIE GIT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not my fault your team is an embarrassment.

I'm sure he will if you keep giving him (You)s. Just ignore it ffs.

Can't go a day without suffering ptsd flashbacks.

I was laughing my ass off at you guys. You had a 99% chance to win, and STILL lost.

My favorite part was all the retards on twitter having a meltdown because they projected their race politics onto a football game and got BTFO.

listen here, niggers. the kansas city chiefs are going to the AFCCG and there's absolutely nothing any of you can do about it.

Planning on losing to the Pats twice, then?

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I don't doubt it. Andy Reid is a fine coach. Just don't ask him to run a two-minute drill.

I'm just thankful you guys made being a saints fan a little less depressing

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I live in Georgia, but I'm glad you guys shut up those Falcon fans. 99% of them didn't even cheer for that team until the Owl.

>God literally sending hurricanes to Texas and Florida just to drown Cutler
>omnipotence can't even into good timing

this is the last year of drew brees on your team and you will immediately fall back into the basement once he leaves for a contender

Are you from Georgia? Are you another one of those faggots who bandwagons whatever team is the flavor of the month?

>scheduling games in Hurricane Alley during peak hurricane season

Hell no. I root for the team geographically closest to me, which is the Titans. The only Atlanta team I like is the Braves because it's the only baseball team around. I just really hate the city of Atlanta.

I'll be the first to admit that I don't know much about statistics, but how do you determine win probability on something like the superbowl? Doesn't it changing every play completely undermine the point of having odds?

Current score + time left

Saskatchewan

BiLLs

da burrs

Last digit of this post is how many td's Stafford will throw for against the Cards

Holy shit, they'll be calling for Bruce Arians' head on a pike.

>Pats
>13-3
>Andrew Luck

New England

jesus. last four digits determine final score

>What is this feeling Lionsbros? I'm not used to it?

Its called delusion
Just because you paid stafford like an elite QB, doesnt make him so.

Matt Stafford is wholly undeserving of his contract. He is an overpaid bum.

The fault lies with both college ball and the NFL.

>YASS QUEEN

Did you know, if he had a better team around him he could win some playoff games and even a superbowl!

Did you know, if he had a better team around him he wouldn't be on the Lions!

You can determine odds based on past games. Something like, in 93% of every NFL game played, the team with a 14 point lead with 5 minutes to play wins. I just made those numbers up but the point is you can look at the history of the sport to make odds.

Patriots, because fuck you

>I'm no nigger, I'm fron the Congo

Are we seeing/have we seen the peak of the passing game?

No. With the concussion issue lingering and Fantasy football's revenue growing, we will witness many more rule changes that will pacify NFL defenses. In our lifetime, we will see a 6,000 yard passer.

If I make a fantasy league, will any of you faggots join and fill it before tomorrow? Would be 12man NFL standard.

we already have like 10 Sup Forums leagues going, why do we need another

Fantasy fags, you have a fucking general:
Stay in it.

Asking for the niggers not in leagues obviously, can't be only 100 people that browse this board interested in fantasy.
I'm happy if my leagues, but I wouldn't mind making a last second one for those not in one.

boo hoo

You know that's futile, you will have fantasy players in this general until the end of season bro. Just like how Tripfags live here.

i DEMAND that the football be started

I demand that you post your qt butt

Colts
Anywhere from 7-9 to 11-5 depending on when Luck gets back
Luck