pretty chinese weeaboo seduces a duck edition.
/cum/
Black and Milds are a legit substitute for cigarettes.
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youtube.com
noice desu
requesting a chinese speaking person to give provide some details on this chinkc slut
Unironically my type of girl
Got damn unhealthy fashion thots
misa
>she isnt japanese
wtf
what did she mean by this
...
>unpaid internship
lol Americans are silly
We're doing it, dudes
I can't wait to invade Canada from the north.
Deus VULT
>Lawrence
Fucking hate that place
i like long toes!
>Fitzpatrick
Fenian mick scum got what was coming to her
At Starbucks right now buds
Just heard some thot order an incredibly long named meme drink
Asians will rule the world
W*ites will go extinct
whoops, forgot to refilter germany
I know her. But I won't give you her information.
Does that mean I can come now?
Whites won't go extinct, Asians will rule the world tho
I showed you my dick please respond
your mom will go extinct after i fucker her too hard lmao
You should never send dick pic's
The gf
wtf? chill
I really don't fit in with anyone at the office. I'm kind of a weirdo and they're all sports bros. Half of them don't even acknowledge me.
My original job was to image computers for new departments. Since there's no more computers to image all I'm doing is waiting around until the tell me what offices to move to. I've done everything above and beyond up until now but they never give me extra work when I ask.
The only extra work I've gotten on my own was reorganizing their supply closet... It feels like slave labor....
I sent one time to a female friend
she still mentions it sometimes and compliments me on my penis
>feels like slave labor
well nigga it IS you're not even getting paid LOL
>disposing shitty apple products
I can't put a ring on that grabber fast enough.
Are you going to post it?
Maybe she shouldn't have voted illegally
8 ducks an hour mein proximizer. I'd be making more if I stuck to delivering
Who needs that many phones and tablets.
haven't jerked off in like 5 days.
might die.
one of my exes loved seeing my penis and I even made an animated sticker of my cock on wechat which she often used
o-oooh
well then just sneak around them all the time and get on their nerves until they give you something else to do
ask dumb questions and shit
I completely forgot we were there
hi guys
sweatshirt weather is back
thanks jeff bezos & bill gates
now you'll just have to edge for like 45 min and your cummies will shoot up to the ceiling
here is the type of view I see on a daily basis
why not
You don't hoard technology?
might wanna move to Clackamas just so I can use tinder and put "Clackamas more like clack my ass" in the profile
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Tfw lived in New Mexico as a kid
>Huge forest on one side of town
>Open desert on other side
>Mountain range right inbetween
No I have a phone and a computer thats the only thing I need
don't steal my catchphrase
nice man
why r u so tiny
was just about to post the video
>Alaska
Holy cow
Greetings from Sinaloa, it's hell on earth right now
DON'T be rude please
Based chinks btfo dumb tax dodging liberals
>Thanks to a little-noticed auction sale, a South Bay couple are the proud owners of one of the most exclusive streets in San Francisco — and they’re looking for ways to make their purchase pay.
>Tina Lam and Michael Cheng snatched up Presidio Terrace — the block-long, private oval street lined by 35 megamillion-dollar mansions — for $90,000
>
By Matier & Ross
August 7, 2017 Updated: August 7, 2017 12:23pm
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Tina Lam and Michael Cheng have bought Presidio Terrace, a private street lined with expensive homes. Residents apparently had no idea the common spaces were up for sale. Photo: Nicole Boliaux, The Chronicle
Photo: Nicole Boliaux, The Chronicle
Tina Lam and Michael Cheng have bought Presidio Terrace, a private street lined with expensive homes. Residents apparently had no idea the common spaces were up for sale.
Thanks to a little-noticed auction sale, a South Bay couple are the proud owners of one of the most exclusive streets in San Francisco — and they’re looking for ways to make their purchase pay.
Tina Lam and Michael Cheng snatched up Presidio Terrace — the block-long, private oval street lined by 35 megamillion-dollar mansions — for $90,000 and change in a city-run auction stemming from an unpaid tax bill. They outlasted several other bidders.
>Now they’re looking to cash in — maybe by charging the residents of those mansions to park on their own private street.
>Past homeowners have included Sen. Dianne Feinstein and her financier husband, Richard Blum; House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi; and the late Mayor Joseph Alioto
>“We just got lucky,”said Cheng, a real estate investor.
>The homeowners, however, are crying foul and want the Board of Supervisors to negate the sale.
>The couple’s purchase appears to be the culmination of a comedy of errors involving a $14-a-year property tax bill that the homeowners association failed to pay for three decades.
me 2nd or 6th from the left
Canada is ok with me
Should I keep watching Ozark?
You were SO BIG!
You had IT ALL!
But now you're SO TINY! IT'S SO PATHETIC!
fascinating
how many fucking times did you have to put the headline in there?
we know they bought it and the others had no idea
*purchases your street*
wanna order a pizza but I don't wanna talk to the driver
what a bargain too!
Can you fucking off yourself you pathetic piece of shit? Thanks a bunch, love /cum/
>>The couple’s purchase appears to be the culmination of a comedy of errors involving a $14-a-year property tax bill that the homeowners association failed to pay for three decades.
Serves them right
It's never late to do well
one day Nouvelle-France will be reestablished
Its fairly warm here 75 probably
heh...a lil embarrassed about your slip up there?
don't worry i was just JOKING
Its already 90 in socal
You surrendered us for some small islands in the Caribbean
and then they revolted and you lost that too
Stop you're making me so wet
Ketchikan looks like it doesnt receive much snow
Are you a sociopath?
hahahahahahahahahaha
Should i join the military after college if I have nothing lined up and no aspirations or goals to speak of?
Only on Tuesdays
yes
but only navy or chairforce
>64 degrees
Valleyians BTFO
yea
rate my ex
yah well
at least we dont have miles of traffic whenever we try to go anywhere
Absolutely not. Have you such little regard for your own life?
It's gonna rain
>Its fairly warm here 75 probably
Freezing temps
we needed that damn sugar
Yes. Be a man and serve your country.
Not like I'm going to die in the military
Just need something to do
Only retards drive.
...
It's average for snow. Its worse Seattle here with rain though.
Pretty sure the death rate for a person in the military is negligible compared to the average for regular citizens
Famous last words
>take BART
>get hassled by homeless people
>take muni
>get let off with an inch of space in fornt of a parked car
>take commuter bus
>carpool lane still just as slow as any other lane
>not walking
What are you, fat?
test driving a 4runner tonight. getting excited and nervous
Ive walked all the way from embarcadero at the ferry building to the GG bridge, civic center to the mission, and market st to the park. Walking SF sucks ass
Is this kind of negro rare to find?
One that does not adhere to the "black" stereotype?
One with a white circle of friends and mild black accent?
yeah but you lost it all
it's like pouring gold down the drain, I can't imagine how frustrating that must feel! You could have kept the best colony in the world~
WAGGAWEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Look for a black person with a white single mom
About a 30% chance imo