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pretty chinese weeaboo seduces a duck edition.

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Black and Milds are a legit substitute for cigarettes.

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noice desu

requesting a chinese speaking person to give provide some details on this chinkc slut

weibo.com/misafighting

Unironically my type of girl

Got damn unhealthy fashion thots

misa

>she isnt japanese
wtf

what did she mean by this

youtube.com/watch?v=PSFvTgp7MFQ

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>unpaid internship

lol Americans are silly

We're doing it, dudes

I can't wait to invade Canada from the north.

Deus VULT

>Lawrence
Fucking hate that place

i like long toes!

>Fitzpatrick
Fenian mick scum got what was coming to her

At Starbucks right now buds
Just heard some thot order an incredibly long named meme drink

Asians will rule the world

W*ites will go extinct

whoops, forgot to refilter germany

I know her. But I won't give you her information.

Does that mean I can come now?

Whites won't go extinct, Asians will rule the world tho

I showed you my dick please respond

your mom will go extinct after i fucker her too hard lmao

You should never send dick pic's

The gf

wtf? chill

I really don't fit in with anyone at the office. I'm kind of a weirdo and they're all sports bros. Half of them don't even acknowledge me.

My original job was to image computers for new departments. Since there's no more computers to image all I'm doing is waiting around until the tell me what offices to move to. I've done everything above and beyond up until now but they never give me extra work when I ask.

The only extra work I've gotten on my own was reorganizing their supply closet... It feels like slave labor....

I sent one time to a female friend

she still mentions it sometimes and compliments me on my penis

>feels like slave labor
well nigga it IS you're not even getting paid LOL

>disposing shitty apple products
I can't put a ring on that grabber fast enough.

Are you going to post it?

Maybe she shouldn't have voted illegally

8 ducks an hour mein proximizer. I'd be making more if I stuck to delivering

Who needs that many phones and tablets.

haven't jerked off in like 5 days.

might die.

one of my exes loved seeing my penis and I even made an animated sticker of my cock on wechat which she often used

o-oooh
well then just sneak around them all the time and get on their nerves until they give you something else to do
ask dumb questions and shit

I completely forgot we were there
hi guys

sweatshirt weather is back
thanks jeff bezos & bill gates

now you'll just have to edge for like 45 min and your cummies will shoot up to the ceiling

here is the type of view I see on a daily basis

why not

You don't hoard technology?

might wanna move to Clackamas just so I can use tinder and put "Clackamas more like clack my ass" in the profile

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Tfw lived in New Mexico as a kid
>Huge forest on one side of town
>Open desert on other side
>Mountain range right inbetween

No I have a phone and a computer thats the only thing I need

don't steal my catchphrase
nice man

why r u so tiny

was just about to post the video

>Alaska
Holy cow

Greetings from Sinaloa, it's hell on earth right now

DON'T be rude please

Based chinks btfo dumb tax dodging liberals

>Thanks to a little-noticed auction sale, a South Bay couple are the proud owners of one of the most exclusive streets in San Francisco — and they’re looking for ways to make their purchase pay.

>Tina Lam and Michael Cheng snatched up Presidio Terrace — the block-long, private oval street lined by 35 megamillion-dollar mansions — for $90,000

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By Matier & Ross
August 7, 2017 Updated: August 7, 2017 12:23pm

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Tina Lam and Michael Cheng have bought Presidio Terrace, a private street lined with expensive homes. Residents apparently had no idea the common spaces were up for sale. Photo: Nicole Boliaux, The Chronicle
Photo: Nicole Boliaux, The Chronicle
Tina Lam and Michael Cheng have bought Presidio Terrace, a private street lined with expensive homes. Residents apparently had no idea the common spaces were up for sale.

Thanks to a little-noticed auction sale, a South Bay couple are the proud owners of one of the most exclusive streets in San Francisco — and they’re looking for ways to make their purchase pay.

Tina Lam and Michael Cheng snatched up Presidio Terrace — the block-long, private oval street lined by 35 megamillion-dollar mansions — for $90,000 and change in a city-run auction stemming from an unpaid tax bill. They outlasted several other bidders.

>Now they’re looking to cash in — maybe by charging the residents of those mansions to park on their own private street.

>Past homeowners have included Sen. Dianne Feinstein and her financier husband, Richard Blum; House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi; and the late Mayor Joseph Alioto

>“We just got lucky,”said Cheng, a real estate investor.

>The homeowners, however, are crying foul and want the Board of Supervisors to negate the sale.

>The couple’s purchase appears to be the culmination of a comedy of errors involving a $14-a-year property tax bill that the homeowners association failed to pay for three decades.

me 2nd or 6th from the left

Canada is ok with me

Should I keep watching Ozark?

You were SO BIG!
You had IT ALL!
But now you're SO TINY! IT'S SO PATHETIC!

fascinating

how many fucking times did you have to put the headline in there?
we know they bought it and the others had no idea

*purchases your street*

wanna order a pizza but I don't wanna talk to the driver

what a bargain too!

Can you fucking off yourself you pathetic piece of shit? Thanks a bunch, love /cum/

>>The couple’s purchase appears to be the culmination of a comedy of errors involving a $14-a-year property tax bill that the homeowners association failed to pay for three decades.
Serves them right

It's never late to do well
one day Nouvelle-France will be reestablished

Its fairly warm here 75 probably

heh...a lil embarrassed about your slip up there?
don't worry i was just JOKING

Its already 90 in socal

You surrendered us for some small islands in the Caribbean

and then they revolted and you lost that too
Stop you're making me so wet

Ketchikan looks like it doesnt receive much snow

Are you a sociopath?

hahahahahahahahahaha

Should i join the military after college if I have nothing lined up and no aspirations or goals to speak of?

Only on Tuesdays

yes
but only navy or chairforce

>64 degrees
Valleyians BTFO

yea

rate my ex

yah well

at least we dont have miles of traffic whenever we try to go anywhere

Absolutely not. Have you such little regard for your own life?

It's gonna rain
>Its fairly warm here 75 probably
Freezing temps

we needed that damn sugar

Yes. Be a man and serve your country.

Not like I'm going to die in the military
Just need something to do

Only retards drive.

...

It's average for snow. Its worse Seattle here with rain though.

Pretty sure the death rate for a person in the military is negligible compared to the average for regular citizens

Famous last words

>take BART
>get hassled by homeless people
>take muni
>get let off with an inch of space in fornt of a parked car
>take commuter bus
>carpool lane still just as slow as any other lane

>not walking
What are you, fat?

test driving a 4runner tonight. getting excited and nervous

Ive walked all the way from embarcadero at the ferry building to the GG bridge, civic center to the mission, and market st to the park. Walking SF sucks ass

Is this kind of negro rare to find?

One that does not adhere to the "black" stereotype?

One with a white circle of friends and mild black accent?

youtube.com/watch?v=ejtWXDm5uNI

yeah but you lost it all

it's like pouring gold down the drain, I can't imagine how frustrating that must feel! You could have kept the best colony in the world~

WAGGAWEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Look for a black person with a white single mom
About a 30% chance imo