Eternal /trb/ Guess who's back

Previous thread: >FM18 info:
fmscout.com/a-what-we-know-about-football-manager-2018.html

>Facepack (scroll down for torrent):
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>Real names and German/Japanese NT fix
sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/29149/fm2017-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-beta-v11-for-fm17-beta-20102016

>Logos
fmscout.com/c-fm17-logos.html

>Hairpack
fmscout.com/a-debski-newgen-hairstyles-fm17.html

>Pastebin: FAQ, guides and extras
pastebin.com/qwvspy9X

>Macca's official /trb/ database 2015
pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
>2016
pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR POCKETS SO FULL OF SPAGHETTI?

1nd for israel btfo

*literally unsheathes katana* edition

3rd for drunk

wayols year

>a 1-0 thrashing at the hands of in-form italy

wow, is there literally a day when you're sober?
you fucking look like me, stop that mike

>4-4-2
>Tontolivo
>Belotti and Immobile pairing
It's like Ventura wants to get sacked

not since like summer 2013 desu

it was 4-2-4 again, tontolelvo came on in the 88th minute, those two just fucked shit up

wow, curious how you're still alive tbH, but that's what they used to tell me too so

tolerance and moder8ion

Jean taking over from Chill as being our resident alcoholic?

yeah probably only the former

i think yeh

I meant to say harm reduction in leiu of moderation desu

nah i just wanna od and die, no harm reduction pussy

if i die whos gonna see my regens thru to greatness?

>Playing Brighton U23's in the EFL Trophy Southern Quarter or Semi Final
>This cunt is playing for them
>Scores the winner a few seconds after I take the screenshot

What's the point in calling it the Under 23's if any old fuck can play for them. Livid

>it was 4-2-4 again
I try to imagine it's 4-4-2 because there's no excuse for thinking Verratti and De Rossi can hold the midfield on their own (Lorenzinho PBUH and Candreva can't defend)

>tontolelvo came on
He shouldn't even be in the team

I've seen enough vs Spain desu. It's one of those games where you can clearly see how good you are. Having lesser players than top teams and Ventura casually committing tactical suicide will end up as a fucking disaster in not so distant future

my ex's pc is still logged in on my steam account i noticed, so maybe i'm set on that matter
i'll write on my suicide note how to play fm and what are the dos and don'ts

Will he be good enough to play in the PL one day?

I've had him since the first youth intake in the Conference North so I hope he'll be good enough to play and start in every tier with us.

Not with that marking or quickness

Same story with this guy, but I think the Championship will be about his limit.

While I'm at it I'll post the other two first team regulars I got in the first intake..

Not bad for a single intake in the Conference North eh

Also every single one of them is handsome, white and not deformed looking like FM17 regens. Makes me proud

tops. absovlutely fucking tops

I've had worse. He'll be sufficient for a mid-table team, at least. Attributes is pure ideology imho.

>player wants to discuss asking why i left him out of the NT
>go on his profile
>34yo winger
just fuck off wtf

>missed penalty
fucking furious

goddamn he is terrible. is that an option in the chat? "you suck, guy"

i just declined to chat :^)
he didnt even deserve to talk to me

>2535
jesus
ive always wondered, does your original manager die and get replaced by a son or something, or are you just ageing infinitely?

i just change manager, but they dont die, they cap at 100 forever

neato thanks

>but they dont die, they cap at 100 forever

Man, every game we play solidly defensively, something like this happens.

anybody else in this thread like the band weeen

Does it matter if he is 34 in the 26th century?
They are probably mostly machines anyway, all he needs to do is spend his future credits on some new legs and become a pacebabby again.

thats on your keeper honestly, shit angle

the mollusk was goat, the others were meh

the mollusk is def a 9/10 but i also love godweensatan, the pod, and chocolate and cheese

i might have to listen to those again, havent listened to them in years

godweensatan and the pod especialy are not easy listens, like, only go into those if u like Sun City Girls too.

also dan do you like animal collective?

>anco
kind of, some of their albums (and solo albums like Person Pitch and Sleep Cycle) i like, some of the others like Painting With and Sung Tongs that i don't really fuck with

thats a respectable opinon, sleep cycle was GOAT, Deak is based as fuck.

I loved the new AV too

Fight and win pls

8-1 incoming friendo

This is going well

it took me years to understand Spirit They're Gone etc, that is one interesting record
Strawberry Jam is godtier tbH

also what is your opinion on the front bottoms?

Can't say I'm personally a fan in the least but I def see the appeal.

STGSTV is one of hte most unique and strange records ive ever heard and it holds a v special place in my heart

yeah, top tier tribbling background music, and tungsten hates me for this

at least you got your CL money, 10/10 would lose 5-0 again

>PSG

>the absolute state of united states

literally nothing wrong with what is happening

>

Watched their match against Costa Rica and they were basically using Michael Bradley as their playmaker. Why would one do that is beyond me...

my FM simmed two days in 30 minutes
i'm so close to off myself

get a new computer

but it's kinda new and also no money
it's just too slow to load since it's so far into the future i guess

ready to get my ass rammed btw

Who's the GOAT Bosnian?

What is Markus Amelsberger doing in Bosnia?

Is Arsene still managing Arsenal?

literally the only player able to score in bosnia

he plays in iceland, he's a not too bad target man, but really shit at everything else

It always annoys me that strikers are >wingers on their strong foot, and not IFs on the opposite side. The AI never trains them like that, and whatever your opinion on the matter it makes no sense that every wide AM is a winger.

Decent player though, Dortmund look shite though

Bradley thinks he's one.

we're being dominated like bitches but the FM Gods are with me guys

this
and the strikers who are competent-accomplished on the opposite side are always mentally challenged pacebabbies with terrible long shots

HE MISSED OF FUCKING COURSE

>posting mid-match
you got what you deserved 2bh

Its ogre mane

hold on
concacaf refeering, remember. anything can happen

i really deserved this draw

oh yeah they hit the bar in the last second

W O O D

>switzerland
>a neutral score

>unexpected draw
oh just fuck off, when is my team going to start trusting me?

maybe when you win a game?

true post

At least in FM 17 you'll occasionally see a regen who's a natural IF. I remember in FM 15 where natural IF's would go extinct after some time.

USA WINS 1-1

R.I.P., Wayne's body.

>Argues with officials
Does that ever reap any benefits ingame?

>decisions: 14
That sounds a little high after last week

Yeah, the ref changes his mind 80% of the time if someone disagrees with his decisions.
No, not really. He picks up a few yellow cards, I guess.
... after the last 3-4 years, imo.

>per month
absolutely end your life

I'm sure he'll have plenty left by the end of the month, so don't worry about him.

STEVE SIDWELL LAD

Guys, did I find a bug? I set my salary preferences to per annum but I'm still paying a lot of money every month on player wages... Shouldn't it be coming out of my accounts in one lump sum at the start of every season now?

...

it's per annum not per season retard
it comes out on the 1st of january

bait

...

What? I'm trying to save money because during the season we normally go into debt because of wages...

...

...

The real trick is to spread transfer payments out across 48 months

hi guys
i'm getting buttfucked
how are you?

>he doesnt pay his players once a millenium

Winning lots of matches, but no trophies. I'll have a look at imp. matches during the summer.