/sino/ - 中文

The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world

Chatting over LINE with a 台妹 Edition

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ8mn5fS5_M

>Learning resources
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9

>Recommended Movie/TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels
qidian.com/

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reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/6rg4bb/my_girlfriend_doesnt_believe_me_when_i_say_she_is/
youtube.com/watch?v=7NN4RlKspW0&index=20&list=RDBMSofOz-1Vg
ipsos.com/sites/default/files/2017-08/What_worries_the_world-July-2017.pdf
google.com/amp/m.scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2104406/china-has-reached-turning-point-its-history-xi-says?amp=1
blackjackapprenticeship.com/card-counting-training-drill/
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>posted resources in the OP

>talk to both Taiwanese and Mainland Chinese
>constantly have to switch between simplified and traditional characters

lies

请问…中国和日本和韩国。你最喜欢哪一个?

为什么?

sexpats

thread music
also when China will become multiculti?
youtube.com/watch?v=PMgIhYE7iC8

喜歡什麼? 文化, 食物, 音樂, 還是妹子?

TRADITIONAL CHINESE VAMPIRE SLUTS

腿, 腳

女生

中国
不为什么

>talk

You're telling me when asians speak the subtitles don't just pop up in mid air?

Talk as in mostly chatting through text. When we speak, it's usually in English since my 中文 is still too basic.

你肯定是那些喜愛三寸金蓮的人吧?

traditional and simplified represent the same character, there is no loss of information

>三寸金蓮

If you're sending paragraphs it might be appropriate, but for short messages you don't really have to switch.

中國女生, 很好 很強大

Good, good, so you do know what the fuck that is.

I hate these shitty tabloid articles.
A polling on thousands of issues with only one being "traditional morals" isn't a reflection of public trust. Mexicans and Venezuelans don't report that as the biggest issue because half their people get murdered and the economy is collapsing. Those are their biggest issues.
These retards always need some clickbait title when it comes to China though.

I still prefer switching as a courtesy to whomever I'm having a conversation with.

Literate Chinese on both sides of the straight understand nearly everything in simplified and traditional.
About 40% of PRC Chinese learned with traditional, and many "simplifications" go back to the Han dynasty.

Traditional is so much more difficult to learn fluently for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=0J-AHS11S80

中國女生好美
((中國女生的腳好吃))

foot fetish and bound foot fetish are 2 very different things

bff is very much like the japanese crooked teeth fetish (being shy), the image of the fragile woman is given in her grimace in absolute pain

這 (THIS)

>largely overestimated the nation's income
Lmaooooooo

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>saudi arabia

when was the survey conducted? South Koreans believe their country's going in the right direction and their president was sacked by the Congress and constitutional court only a few months ago. I can't really relate to that result as a Korean

Chinese are best jews.

What do you guys think? :)

reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/6rg4bb/my_girlfriend_doesnt_believe_me_when_i_say_she_is/

My compliments aren't free.

How would you know a person on /sino/, with foot fetish, would or would not like tiny crooked feet if you don't ask? So I asked, nothing else implied.

It's from a month ago

Moon has 80% approval. Mostly just desperation after Park tbf, but it's from Pew Polls.

because bff is not about the object itself but the girls' reaction
in an ideological way, bff was the traditionalist fetish as a girl should be, it has to do with behavior
much like the japanese about being shy about appearance

ff on the other hand is just modern body-part perversion, also with another parallel japanese perversion the zettai ryouiki

t. knower

youtube.com/watch?v=7NN4RlKspW0&index=20&list=RDBMSofOz-1Vg

Xi, smiles??

>ff on the other hand is just modern body-part perversion
appreciation of the female foot is an ancient pastime of the highly educated men with refined taste

would slam her but not listen to the song a second time

ipsos.com/sites/default/files/2017-08/What_worries_the_world-July-2017.pdf

Only when inspecting his troops.

I mean, I would too if I was him.

Yeah, whatever. Cool knowledge btw, but you still need to read what other people saying.

Is he the SEXIEST President ever?

sorta shit taste.

because they are opposing ideologies

all fetish has some kind of ideology btw

Military parades must be so fun, honestly wish we had them here

He is photogenic unlike the last three

I'm gonna miss him when he's gone

We do

In 2002, 2003, 2007 and 1991. You can guess why. Also, airshows are pretty much parades
t. Airman

Trump can and will make it a reality.
Little Mac DeMacron made him jealous.

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been away for a while, anything fun happen in these threads lately?

check the archives we had a china flag female poster drop some naughty pics

google.com/amp/m.scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2104406/china-has-reached-turning-point-its-history-xi-says?amp=1

how do they come up with those names

Is this a good mask to wear while heisting a casino?

no just give me your scam money and be done with it

Hong Kong chinese are weird cultural bastard children

If you are heisting you can smear shit and get away with it

>naughty pics
Interesting, gonna have to take a look

also I'm sending a birthday gift to a taiwanese grill, but don't know what to send
ideas? she's cute and I think she kinda likes me

>Nectar
kek

A Russian user I played chess with on /Sino/ ages ago told me I was clever.

We will see if I really am that when I pay the pit boss and his dealers a visit in the upcoming weeks.

You're stupid there have been no leaked lewd pics of Chinese girls here on /Sino/.

He's lying to you.

>my parcel still hasn't arrived

what are her interest?
only you know...maybe send her a love letter. confess your feelings and marry her.


btw those naughty pics...they were never posted...

>He's lying to you.
I guess I should've known better

>what are her interest?
Err, don't think she has a lot of interests actually. Sometimes I think she may have assburgers or something (as do I) because she's always staying at home and loves when it's calm and quiet. I mean... she sleeps with earplugs. Anyway I know she likes Harry Potter, nature, UK, and her favourite type of food is meat. That's about it. I can't really send anything related to that.
>only you know...maybe send her a love letter. confess your feelings and marry her.
I would, but we've never met so it'd be weird
>btw those naughty pics...they were never posted...
I trusted you, Heinrich :(

idk send her a little trinket with some scandi embroidery on it and a condom with a note saying "we might need this one day ;-)"

>a condom with a note saying "we might need this one day ;-)"
Top kek

china apparently doesn't know what a vampire is

来人,把那个足控纳粹叉出去!

I agree he is scum.

should be raped by a million turks.

But she is talking about you. Should I call the Turks?

>she

proofs.

They are blood-sucking cum guzzling semen demons. What else is there to know?

Seras is my favorite vampire

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>vampire
>reflection

Good point.

I don't know if you all know this, but I waited a full decade before watching the final season of Hellsing (Ultimate) because I didn't want the series to end when I was a kid.

I was not disappointed.

>doing 120-hour TEFL course at a top 30 university so I can get a decent job in China
>looks like a shitty make-money-online course 40-somethings buy because they saw an ad on Facebook
>going to finish it in less than half the time with a 100% score
>mfw

Did I just waste my fucking kuai on this?

are there even 30 universities in canada?

>how to teach your native language
What did you expect?

Actual English teachers need a degree in education, which is usually between 3~4 years minimum.

Top 30 in the world.

Considering how many people who take these courses are also native English speakers, I was expecting a little more.

>when one of your students starts getting you into Daoism

blackjackapprenticeship.com/card-counting-training-drill/

Go to this link and practice your Blackjack card counting. Can you do it without making mistakes?

recomend me some good chinese tv series

does such a thing exist?

Of course, if the American has never heard about it it can't be worth anyone's time.

There was this Chinese Transformers TV show that I liked as a kid. But alas, I cannot remember the name of it.

Most people these days in China don't actually watch TV shows anymore. It's all government propaganda.

That doesn't stop anyone from watching TV in the US.

家有儿女 is pretty funny. Enjoy.

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emmmm
seems you really enjoy shitposting here, 肥肥桑?

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peru? why are you happy peru, what did you do today peru? did you scam over some chink distributors peru?

peru do you think shanghai will become the new Hong Kong in 10-20 years peru?

I SWEAR IF I SEE THAT SMUG FROG ONE MORE TIME

>This is my chinese w-wife. Isn't she h-hot?
>I l-love china. It t-treats me very well

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DUMB FROGPOSTER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What the... Married with Children!?

大家早安
喝咖啡了沒?