Black could be anywhere

Black could be anywhere

There's one on Sup Forums right now, he created this thread.

I GET NERVOUS WHEN TOO MANY WHITE PPL AROUND

I love it when ya call me big poppa

Black is be one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo' realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo' a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs."

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy.

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Oh god.

loved that scene

>"AW HELL NAW"

stop replying to pasta he has posted the variation multiple times before

ebin, simbly ebin

>Big could be anywhere

SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE

New meme?

how can one woman be so beautiful?

Dubs speak truth.

>Aside from tha fucked up porno
>fucked up porno
>porno

Did you put the copypasta through Gizoogle or is this an original addition?

>"AW HELL NAW"

dont we all muthafucjka

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>When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy.

Fuckin shitpost kino right here

but user, she has no penis

There's nothing more pathetic than liking one of dullest shitposts in the history of Sup Forums shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ NEETs and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitpost's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta to make fantasy unfantastical, to make witchcraft seem plebeian.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/. Posting the pasta on Sup Forums, he made sure it would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his (You)s. The shitpost might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly anti-intellectual in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are f-funny though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the main text is terrible and the troll jpg isn't much better. As I read, I noticed that every time he shitposts, Quentin writes that "Atlas Shrugged is a God-tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several hundred thousand times. I was incredulous. The shitposter's mind is so governed by spamming and repetition that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of: "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

WOKE UP QUICK
AT ABOUT NOON

What did you expect from one of the dullest boards in the history of image boards? Each thread following OP and responding anons from Sup Forums as they post assorted memes has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy subtext, the threads’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images, all to make magic unmagical, to make activity seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Moot sold Sup Forums to Hiro; he made sure the board would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for Hiro's passes. Sup Forums might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least there's some good discussion
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the threads are terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time an user posted, the author wrote some meme "big guy. for you"

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a meme was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. user's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they have no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Sup Forums by the same Moot. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids continue to shitpost, only memes will be left" And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you post on "Sup Forums" you are, in fact, memeing.

>Big guy could be anywhere
Fixed

prime emma right there 2bh

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>Stephen Mackdaddy
this is could be interesting to be honest. we already have black people claiming picture related, but in 100 years or so will they do the same for king?

2bh she kept getting better and after puberty looked the same facial wise as cos and poa

that was when she started being a goddess tho

>Sup Forums and Sup Forums in high tier

Kek

>sperg potteredditor going on a full blown autistic spamathon with a fucking image that has the board that hates harry potter in god tier
LOL

>autistic cunt thinks pasta is posted by one (1) user

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ QUIBBLER MAGAZINE

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>i-i-its more than one person! its not just me trying to make another one now that i've been caught samefriending
LOVE IT

Lol

Look how much you triggered the autists lmao

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This is a meme in 2017

There's like three times in this movie when this no name black kid steps in to randomly say something foreboding in a dark tone.

KICK IN THE DOOR

lmao

>"AW HELL NAW"

hi www.reddit.com

Happens twice

YES

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>this multiple device samefag responding to pasta

>the next Harry Potter movie will be about his kids getting bullied for drinking butterbeer by all the muslim kids inundating Hogwarts

WAVIN MY 44

*Laughs audibly*

super nintendo, sega genesis, when I was a muggle all I played was this

>/o/
>low tier

Good, don't want any of you tags shitting it up

What did Neville mean by this?

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Who is this person?

pretty good but could use some work for some words. adding stuff like finna, thot, etc, etc

did he actually say that?

one of the funniest unintentionally funny lines ever