UNKLE ADAMS

GET IN HERE

>corny rapper quits his job to make shitty rap music
>takes out a bunch of loans
>finds no success on Youtube
>find himself $200,000 in debt
>refuses to stop

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King Krimzon is Unkle Adams for the thinking man Juggalo

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I'm lif up af listening to eddie hazel but the albums almost done. what do I put on next for maximum comfy Unk thread lurking?

ORIGINOOOO
I remember this shit from cringe threads, where did you get all that other information?

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I'm listening to some shitty electroswing mix to keep the Unk-ish vibes

redpill incoming: he spent the last $40,000 paying people to anti-shill his music on Sup Forums for publicity

how does this happen

His face reminds me of Moses

i know you all hate this guy and his music so what's the fascination with him?

I've been here since thread 1 and I'm getting to the point where I can't handle looking at his creepy plastic face anymore

>no success on Youtube
>207,490 views

Dont be stupid, unk is an AAA tier ultramodern post-narrative semi-scripted cyber-drama

>1,000 more dislikes than likes

how does this have threads

Unk is gonna actually get huge, changing the way artists gain stardom forever.

GET IN THE BUNK WITH UNK

tbqh the first few were interesting but he hasn't posted any updates and his debt problems have lost their luster

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Fantano made a video for today as well


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i like to listen to great music for the contrast.

if you haven't notice this board and website is basically dead. Unk is the most novel thing that has popped up in a while and we are gonna get every once of entertainment from it that we can. This is what it takes now. we have been given all the music already and all the tools to make music and we are too lazy and burnt out to do anything so it takes laughing at this guy to get us off. This is grade A hardcore internet humanity porn and we are gonna jerk it till we see Unk with our eyes closed.

I'm investing all my savings in Unkcoin

i love all these people making all these theories of this being some art piece, or shilling cause they can't just accept a man as retarded as unk exists

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UNKLE PLEASE GO BEAST MODE ON MY WIFE

>we have been given all the music already and all the tools to make music and we are too lazy and burnt out to do anything so it takes laughing at this guy to get us off.
The story of mankind

yeah that's pretty funny to think about.

post-ironic shills spotted

you guys are just fueling the flames

Fuck you guys. Unkle Adams is great. He's just what we need right now. Too much 9c)Rap passing itself off as real rap.

For example you know what that Young Thugg and Future and the Migos (c)rap sounds like to me? a bunch of monkeys banging around in the studio, just hootin and hollerin like they can't get words out. You want to know why? want to know why I made the comparison of modern cRap to a group of simian constructs? Because it's made by a bunch of no good NIGGERS! that's right I fuckin said it.

Unkle Adams doesn't follow those trends. He's real with it. He's classy. He wears Sean Connery suits, he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it. We need more Unkle Adams. We need to purify rap music. Get these crapeprs out of here and put in REAL artists like Unkle Adams.

Fuck you guys. Unkle Adams is great. He's just what we need right now. Too much 9c)Rap passing itself off as real rap.

For example you know what that Young Thugg and Future and the Migos (c)rap sounds like to me? a bunch of monkeys banging around in the studio, just hootin and hollerin like they can't get words out. You want to know why? want to know why I made the comparison of modern cRap to a group of simian constructs? Because it's made by a bunch of no good NIGGERS! that's right I fuckin said it.

Unkle Adams doesn't follow those trends. He's real with it. He's classy. He wears Sean Connery suits, he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it. We need more Unkle Adams. We need to purify rap music. Get these crapeprs out of here and put in REAL artists like Unkle Adams.

What’s the over/under on when he kills himself?

>he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it.
Kek

clearly you have the same mentality as him

What's so funny? That's more of a real issue than the shit black twitter whines about

But it's not #woke or cool so who cares right? XD

Fuck you guys. Unkle Adams is great. He's just what we need right now. Too much 9c)Rap passing itself off as real rap.

For example you know what that Young Thugg and Future and the Migos (c)rap sounds like to me? a bunch of monkeys banging around in the studio, just hootin and hollerin like they can't get words out. You want to know why? want to know why I made the comparison of modern cRap to a group of simian constructs? Because it's made by a bunch of no good NIGGERS! that's right I fuckin said it.

Unkle Adams doesn't follow those trends. He's real with it. He's classy. He wears Sean Connery suits, he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it. We need more Unkle Adams. We need to purify rap music. Get these crapeprs out of here and put in REAL artists like Unkle Adams.

Hannah will dump/divorce him within the year, and he'll kill himself pretty quickly after.

His girlfriend/fiance/wife Hannah will leave once she's realized how deep this pit he's dug himself really is. He's using store credit to try to flip TVs, like he doesn't even understand that's fraud. Watching this dude's life just makes me so fucking anxious and stressed out.

He's really gonna do it. This was his plan all along. What a genius.

Fuck you guys. Unkle Adams is great. He's just what we need right now. Too much (c)Rap passing itself off as real rap.

For example you know what that Young Thugg and Future and the Migos (c)rap sounds like to me? a bunch of monkeys banging around in the studio, just hootin and hollerin like they can't get words out. You want to know why? want to know why I made the comparison of modern cRap to a group of simian constructs? Because it's made by a bunch of no good NIGGERS! that's right I fuckin said it.

Unkle Adams doesn't follow those trends. He's real with it. He's classy. He wears Sean Connery suits, he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it. We need more Unkle Adams. We need to purify rap music. Get these crapeprs out of here and put in REAL artists like Unkle Adams.

Pics of this bitch? I heard she's James Bond movie tier

>he's such a faggot even insane clown posse shits all over him
lmao

this pasta is gonna kill these threads. oh well

>So deep on Unk's dick that he knows the dude's wife's name and refers to her on a first name basis

You're going too far, dude.

agreed. It's all
>yoyoyo my bro bro bro got shot by the po po for robbin a store, chokin a whore and kickin a door, that shit was wrong dats why I'm writin this rap song cuz my brotha dindu nuffin

Fuckin NIGGERS! Even i can write a better rap(e) song than them.

Unkle Adams however is the truth. He's the reality that our kids need to here.

UNK DO *NOT* READ THIS
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Ok
It's sad but true:
We should consider the very real possibility that Unk's obvious schitzotypal delusions could at any point cause a dangerous thought process like this:
>I see now
>The universe true purpose for me
>KMS as a martyr for all the bullied kids
>This will end bullying all over the world and is my Purpose on this earthly plain
Anyone who's felt like unk knows this is serious

Unk's dick is currently inside my wife

wwe heavyweight with pigtails tier

Yes, you're being sarcastic with your "(c)rap" posting but what you're saying is actually true

Rap is not a legitimate music genre, it's background music for nu-males/soy boys to bob their heads to, but at least Unkle Adams is spreading a good message

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ah I thought that pasta would ruin these threads but I see now that it will weed out the squares with no taste.

>I have TASTE. Migos, Young Thug, Drake, Black Panther Soundtrack, Run the Jewels, the list goes on.

lol @ melon not naming names

he's got us working for him
brilliant

A man this delusional should not have had access to that amount of money.

What was his job that he quit before all this? This dude has like a junkie mentality when it comes to money.

He was a heavy machinery operator

lol a heavily experienced machinery operator can make 90k a year in Canada
what the fuck is this guy doing?

"chasing his dreams"

I highly doubt he's working enough on his rap career to justify not working at least part time.

>Dr. Phil is a longtime fan of ICP
Why does this make so much sense?

does anyone else just kinda feel genuinely bad for him

like I haven't even watched any of his videos/songs but just reading what has happened and seeing his face instantly makes me realize that he is just a not well person

I feel like this could have been avoided if he had better guidance in life, better parents, role models, whatever, but maybe I'm wrong.

and also I'm not trying to moralfag, I mean yes the whole thing is pretty funny, but it's also pretty damn sad.

Unk has good taste.

he barely works at all

I genuinely feel bad for him, I have known a few people irl who had similar delusions. I don't want him to an hero as other anons have joked about, but I struggle to see how someone this far gone is going to come to his senses and go back to a real job.
I hope someone in his family or a close friend gets through to him and he disappears from the internet for his own good. At the same time I can't deny that it is honestly funny and fascinating to watch.

I really don't for whatever reason. I don't really know why. I'm not a sociopath, I have empathy for people. I'm just getting some serious schadenfreude outta this guy.

Maybe you should watch his videos and see if you feel the same way about him.

>Had a $90k year job
>Lives in a nice house
>Has a wife
>Tall, white, healthy

No, not my fault he's a delusional narcissist

>>Had a $90k year job
Really? Doing what?

damn
thats sad, but i was wondering how he had a nice looking house in the background of his videos
although apprently thats gone now lol

Heavy Machiney Operator
that is, if he's experienced

that soylord was a heavy machine operator? Do you know his salary for a fact or are you guessing?

>I hope someone in his family or a close friend gets through to him and he disappears from the internet for his own good.

yeah, I seriously don't understand how someone hasn't stepped in yet

the only thing I can think of is that it's actually all some big experimental performance art piece and he's not actually in debt and is entirely self-aware and is just waiting for the right moment to be like "gotcha!" and make everyone realize he's not an idiot. I doubt that's the case but if it is it would actually be pretty incredible.

I doubt you're a sociopath, you probably just don't have as much empathy as someone like me.

I almost can't bring myself to watch his videos, maybe I will later. the whole thing makes me laugh but want to cry at the same time. the internet fucking does shit to people, man.

i just looked at the highest reported salary, I have no idea what his real salary was

it's still pretty high. i mean, i can get were the guy is coming from in the broadest strokes possible. my dad's friend works in that and it's a very dull job...but still, this guy went full retard without a plan b. he could have at least gone the part time or taxi route.

I didn't watch the full series is he out of debt yet?
The first episode said 'I'll only release this when things are better' and he released it so...?

>is he out of debt yet?
there are no words to express how much he is still in debt

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wtf I hate the 90s now

>can't bring myself to watch his videos
just watch them dude. I know how you feel.

He looks like a super nice guy but he is so annoying you will probably feel differently.

Watch the first part of his "At least a million" playlist and report back to me if you feel differently about him.

It's not that bad dude.

i read somewhere that unk used to have a gambling problem. could explain his desire to keep "doubling down"

>The first episode said 'I'll only release this when things are better' and he released it so...?

Does anyone know if he's gonna upload again? If he decided to end the "mission" I'm really scared he's going to kill himself/someone

>making a song about being middle class

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is he actually retarded?

This is too unironically good he should delete it

hes REAL

Unk needs some better hoes in his videos baka

A song about the stress free days of 90s youth is really sad when you still havent grown up and never became an adult

>pay out the ass for retarded props
>cant afford any good looking prostitutes

He needs a haircut that doesn't show off his receding hairline

Imagine if he decides to stop rapping and start making prog rock covers or something.
Imagine that dork singing
>INVISIBLE AIRWAVES CRACKLE WITH LIFE

lets be real here,
they're his aunts.
cousins maybe.

Did anyone else feel incredibly uncomfortable watching his video of him in the studio? I mean, I can't actually hear the producer, but I just know he sounds bored and irritated when he has to converse with Unk

seriously, this only works if you are a country singer and even then you can't just be stright up saying I'm the middle class like it's some point to be prideful about.

is this the guy that reviews all the stupid shit on amazon? i forget his name i think its matt or something but they look exactly the same

nieces even?

they look older then him. I doubt it

Watching Unkle interact with people makes me feel this weird secondhand lonliness.

I could hear the producer not sure why you couldn't but yeah the guy was just trying to act nice even though he knows Unk is just embarrassing him. He probably wasn't that annoyed cause he's lucky to have a customer giving him such work to do.

N O T G E O G R A P H I C A L L Y , T I M E W I S E

PLACE IT IN YOUR RECTUM

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the more i think about it the worse i feel for this guy
but then i remember hes doing it to himself

This is so depressing that the depression is starting to rub off on me

Anyone else?

I WOULD USE A WOODEN CHAIR AS A SPACE SHUTTLE

My life is already depressing as fuck so this is just a distraction

I like this video about working out where he's non-ironically rapping about how much he works out, he looks great

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