You can take the children but you can't take my Walk Hard thread!

You can take the children but you can't take my Walk Hard thread!

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An army of didgeridoos

THIS IS A DARK FUCKING PERIOD

Get outta here, Dewey! We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit!

I'M ZEUS

Think Johnny Cash would have enjoyed it?

SPEAK ENGLISH, DOC! WE AIN'T SCIENTISTS

DOCTOR DOCTOR HE NEEDS MORE BLANKETS!

>see this movie
>It's actually John C. Reily singing
He legit has a great voice

HE NEEDS MORE BLANKETS AND LESS BLANKETS

and you never once payed for drugs

not once

I don't want no hangover

John C. Reilly is in some pretty good movies.

>Gangs of New York
>Ever had a Burger Barn french fry?
>Talladega Nights:Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Full Metal Jacket

>You're not half the man your brother was! You're not even half the man the bottom half of him was after you cut him in half!

So you're saying I'm worth less than a quarter of Nate?

It doesn't give you a hangover!

I wonder if your songs will still be shite when I'm 64

He's in Full Metal Jacket?

>It's called ka-ra-te. And only two kinds of people know it: the Chinese and the King. And one of 'em is me.

Hugo Weaving's overacting in Hacksaw Ridge reminded me of the dad in Walk Hard.

THE WRONG KID DIED

Me too, the whole beginning of the movie feels like Walk Hard

I hate that feeling desu.

I still shout this sometimes

AND HE NEVER PAID FOR THE DRUGS
NOT ONCE

What the fuck was he talking about?

>the time he could have spent with Dewey he instead trains in a machete fight to kill him
>literally cuts himself in half

I don't want to get addicted.

I DONE A BAAAD THANG

CUT MY BROTHA IN HAAAALF

Probably the funniest movie of the past 10 years. Every scene is a classic.

Its not habit forming!

>montage where he's playing catch and one of his kids looks like a faggot and asks if he's one of his

I don't need you, you're just a baby! If anything, you need me!

Sounds expensive.

I CAN SMELL THE SHIT

Oh I agree totally, I just watched it again last night and it's infinitely quotable too as this thread demonstrates.

> what do you think about it, Paul McCartney of the Beatles?

boogie nights my fav tho

I'm watching it right now, it doesn't overstay it's welcome at all and is catchy as fuck.

It's erectile dysfunction medication and you don't want no part of this shit!

Its the cheapest drug there is

Step Brothers is also great

>being a dinosaur isn't a skill

Best joke
>I'm just so glad you learned to play the guitar so good, even without having a sense of smell.

>It's okay mama. I learned how to play by ear.

You know it's funny if you can read all the quotes out of context and still laugh.

You ever see that movie Star Wars? Everyone says I look just like Han Solo

>What do you think, John Lennon of the Beetles?

>Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation, there is no limit on what we can...

>IMAGINE.

beatles, please stop fighting here in india

> THE DEVIL HAS HANDS AND HE USES THEM FOR HOLDING!

I love Beautiful Ride. It's a perfect ending to the movie: both corny and touching. It really brings Dewey Cox as a person together.

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> my girl, talking bout myyy girl...
> AAH, THE TEMPTATIONS

I love that song ;_;

> You hear that, i'm Dewey's 12 year old girlfriend

That scene with the baby.

Is he, dare I say, "our" guy?

> your performance has shaken my belief in the jewish people

...

That one hit close to home.

Why were they so mean to him? ;_;

Marketing?
Everyone loves the underdog

Banter innit lad.

I like it.
What with the singing and the dancing and the shaking of the tuchas........

You gotta love your negro man!