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Reminder: Canucks play in 10 days

Pre-season is coming

Reminder:

GOLDEN KNIGHTS are coming

32 team nhl
who thinks we should use 4 team divisions?

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fourth for shorks

or as it turns out i can go fuck myself

Where is Omaha

xth for kippers bum

I can taste hokkei in the air

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Vancouver better get rid of the smoke or else we'd have to cancel the pre-season games here.

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did i see you post on /heem/ or do you only post on /box/ ?

Pulju

Bulju

>visit montreal
>lot of swarthy luongo looking people

going to do this with some joints

HURR-I-CANES

HURR-I-CANES

FIRST GAME THIS SUNDAY, BABY

>who else is hoping that irma destroys raleigh just so that we can prove once and for all which hurricane is better

>making jokes this unoriginal and boring

>tfw canes miss the playoffs again

>being a canes fan
tell your 10 counterparts they better prepare their shelters

>mad at the Canes

literally china desu

>being a leaf
id rather have 10 fans than no cups in the last two and a half decades

id rather have no cups in 2 decades than have no cups ever

Same

you disgrace us

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>shit teams play Sunday
>BASED Canucks play in 10 days

How is this fair!?

go kings go

GOLDEN KNIGHTS SCC 2018

>2018
>2019
>2020
>2021
>2022
>2023
>2024
FTFY

mornings regards morning finn

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

AND YOU"RE TOO BLAME

DARLIN' YOU GIVE LOVE

A BAD NAME

>>>/nrl/

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>"Red Wings F Andreas Athanasiou could be KHL bound; according to TSN analysts unless talks with Detroit improve that could be where he ends up.
His agent has also shifted his attention from Detroit to the KHL saying it is more probable"

GOOD MORNING ITS 4 AM IN EDMONTON REAL BULJU HOURS F A M TIME TO PUMP SOME OIL FRESH OIL SOLD TO U GOOD PROCES YOU PER BARREL FUCK OPEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Red Wings are too cap fucked to sign up Athanasiou they'd rather overpay shit veterans

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What a dumpster fire that organization has become

kys kippers you fucking turd

Islanders will win the stan lee cup this year

>yet another day of off-season /hoc/

no they wont
fite me

AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>i'm like such an asshole before my gogo juice xD
>>reddit

WOLFGANG AUU

Separated each them by division and put them through a randomizer. Here are the results:

>Metro
Philadelphia Flyers
Pittsburgh Penguins
New York Rangers
Columbus Blue Jackets
Carolina Hurricanes
Washington Capitals
New York Islanders
New Jersey Devils

>Atlantic
Ottawa Senators
Florida Panthers
Buffalo Sabres
Toronto Maple Leafs
Tampa Bay Lightning
Detroit Red Wings
Montréal Canadiens
Boston Bruins

>Central
Winnipeg Jets
St. Louis Blues
Nashville Predators
Colorado Avalanche
Minnesota Wild
Dallas Stars
Chicago Blackhawks

>Pacific
Vancouver Canucks
Anaheim Ducks
Arizona Coyotes
Calgary Flames
Edmonton Oilers
Vegas Golden Knights
Los Angeles Kings
San Jose Sharks

Why though

>Canucks leading the Pacific
MUH DICK

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Give me pulju predictions
I say 35+40

71+4

31+52

>tfw like the canes
>tfw they will likely overperform and make the ploffs
>tfw reddit will bandwagon them
its a bad feeling. why does reddit always bandwagon sunbelt in the ploffs?

the canes are shit and arent doing anything yet again this season
[spoiler]except relocating to gaybeck[/spoiler]

18+40

sunbelt teams are more fun user

how is dealing with crippling loss every season fun?

NEVER
EVER

How in the fuck do you go from getting drafted 4th (fourth) overall in the highest level of hockey on the planet to being benched from your nations 19 and under team, all in the span of less than 300 days?

Because they do better than canadiant teams which cause mountains of asspain kek
see: cucks cucking boilers

>being the first loser is an accomplishment
watching crosGOD cuck the sunbelt was enjoyable ill admit

>pissburgh
>not sunbelt
U wot

you haven't even began to see Pulju's domination

seriously, memes aside, he's the first player I ever l;earned to BE drafted from Europe, he's an assist machine, he's going to mark an era of the NHL. everything said against him is just latent fear.


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>crippling loss
Not sunbelt, but I don't think their failure every year can be described like that. They have no fans and don't really go in with high expectations I don't think.

When you say "crippling loss every season," I'm thinking more along the lines of cities that dump all their media resources into hockey year after year. Cities with a dumpster fire of a team yet still get dumb mooks to pay hundreds of dollars a seat for the worst teams in the league. Teams that bank on the lottery to get out of the whole. A country that has never won the Cup in 24 (TWENTY-FOUR) years.

46+32

>that flag
>that post
turn off your proxy scandicuck

Everything below the arctic circle is sunbelt

THIS!!!!
Been saying this ever since I was born.

>>>/reddit/

Is he Cell key material?

Not this year

Give me 15 reasons why Finnish people should be allowed to play in the NHL.

fuck hockey fuck white ppl

chinkpooper should be nuked tbqfwyf

Give me 15 reasons why I cant pound your arse

Don't care if I sound crazy here: I like when my team launches pucks into the other teams net. This is a controversial opinion but I'm sticking with it.

Kippers is literally a better poster than all of these retards.

TERRIBLE post. Finns are amazing posters. Apologize or remove yourself from my /hoc/ at once.

all me

reddit

>finn hater is reddit
I'm fucking shocked lads

>Pierre LeBrun (@PierreVLeBrun)
Erik Karlsson looking good, says he's not sure whether he'll be ready for opening night or not, however. Doesn't want to push it.

Hm...

Norris chances gone

>shocked

More like triggered, fellow r*dditor

Any teams report for training camp yet? Or is tomorrow the first day

everything im reading says tomorrow
the rookie tournament begins friday

Us lifelongs gotta stick together

Good post.

whose sweater did you go with?

>separating boston and montreal

BANDWAGONING FAGGOT

Pulkkinen here.

Last 2 digits is # of goals scored