/balk/

BALKAN general

Hug a balkanian edition

>big footie gammu today
>normies cutting their veins on FB for not getting tickets

the southwestern provinciali are rowdy today

>Fagball

Overrated

I don't see any Shitfians ITT yet

how is that a bad thing

are you fucking daft ?

Stay aweeh from da radioactive ahreahs.

here

ΟΥΥΥ ΟΥΥΥ ΣΚΟΠΙΑΝΟΙ, Η ΜΑΚΕΔΟΝΊΑ ΕΙΝΑΙ + ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΗ + ΟΥΥΥΥΥ ΠΊΣΩ ΣΤΗΝ ΒΟΥΛΓΑΡΙΑ ΤΩΡΑ, ΕΚΕΙ ΠΑΡΈΑ ΜΕ ΤΑ ΆΛΟΓΑ ΚΑΙ ΤΟΥΣ ΑΡΧΑΙΟΥΣ ΤΟΞΟΤΕΣ ΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΑΧΧΑΧΑ ΛΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ ΣΚΟΠΙΑ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΒΟΥΛΓΑΡΙΚΑ ΧΑΙΝΤΕ ΧΑΙΝΤΕ


(από αυτά εξαιρείται ο ΦΟΥΛΓΡΙΜ, ο αγαπημένος μας νεγρος)

damn i knew you niggas was slow, but you're a thread too late

typical skopiani

xpozed have you ever been in a fight?

what the fuck, i thought that was some mexican ghetto at first, then i saw the ПAPФEMEPИJA

Пapфимepијa + дeтcки игpaчки make a powerful combo.

He's in a constant one, with this delusions

lel that's me and I'm not exposed

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Damn, balkan states need to fire up the ovens soon.

Hello Turkgarians hahah good le Turkish hymor xDdDd xaxax lol omg turk turk islaaaa islaaaaaaamammamammam tamam imam bayldi evet BulgariSTAN

are you okay friend you sound bothered

I am a Greek
I am a Greek
I am a Greek
I am a Greek
I am a Greek

You are a Türk

I always want to hear gypsy stories in these threads, they are just more present in the balkan region. Never seen a gyppo here....

aj em krick

What tf would they even say to us?

>be me
>gypp
>dad wakes me up at 4 AM to start rummaging the garbage bins
>fuck gajo, we finna take out all the glass and plastic bottles from the designated recycling bins and turn them in for our own profit
>go back home after a long day of stealing garbage with a horse carriage
>nothing to eat
>dad takes me and 9 of my brothers to Billa with our limo
>is this what white people eat? disgusting
>we go to a friend of ours in the countryside
>buy a goat
>return home
>spread it upside down on the fucking door overlooking the street
>slice its throat so that its blood runs down the sidewalk and is absorbed by the shafts on the street
>cook it on fire out on the street so that everyone can fucking smell it
>blast early 2000s music as we scream and eat goat meat
>find out that my parents have arranged for me to marry my 3 year old cousin
>life is good

Exactly what i was looking for! Thanks Mr. Gypsy!

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as a kid
never had problems with people around, tho i'm a troublemaker

Greeks: paying denbts and taking drugs through anal means.

What was the name of that political party of yours, golden shower?

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>rummaging the garbage bins
i actually envy the freedom gypsies have with checking the garbage bins
i've seen sweet shit being thrown out by the bins like old electronics, books and antique furniture but a sharp dressed autist like me cant break himself and pick it up
i always feel like someone will judge me for taking crap other threw out

>golden shower
lost it

>sharp dressed

trenchcoat tier

compared to the casual gypsy wearing rags, a trenchcoat-tier is p. sharp

Our bins are full of literal crap and sticky stuff. Nothing like bins in the West where they put clean stuff. I knew a guy who was rummaging HP bins for monitors, chargers and other hardware and he was making a living out of it.

i meant, when people throw shit by the bins, not in them
oh, the amazing stuff i just passed by in the downtown, thrown out from the old buildings, but was too ashamed to pick it up

i wonder what those aspies talk about in exyu

they've been making that thread for like 6 years now, i wonder if it's been the same group all this time

i really despise ex yugoslavs, not sure why, macedonians excluded because they speak bulgarian

Are gypsies worse than niggers?

like what?

>xpozed humor

Also

>gypsylanders trying to bash us

Its basically a bunch of serbs from all over ex yugoslavia and some croats.

old furniture made of massive wood (not plywood and chipboard), gramophones from these you crank up, shit like that

wife is a shameless bookworm and had a lot of 1st editions of old classic literature fished out from the bins around Slaveikov and Solunska

stay OBSESSED

Yeah such furniture is great, id pick up some stuff myself if I come along it.

i like xpozed and i would like to meet his wife

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bugs...

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Thanks mr ksoupzd, your contributions to this thread have made it suitable for lesser minds like Transylvaniaposter and Ikibey


What we would have done without (You)


Also-ran font forget to like and subscribe my site www.analsecurity.com and my Skype I-Gather-IPs.bg

stop being rude to xpozed

Ku jeni shqipe

kek that was p. good tbx nkreek

more like anullsecurity amirite haha

No worries my Mpoulgarian frient :dd

ketu jame shqipe

miremengjes

qka bone

how to fall asleep balk?

Hello hello when we nuke srbia


Watch anime, fap to Melania Drumpf and then you'll sleep good

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>being that buttmad
my condolences for your terrible life, friend

Post your wife's salami, fag

www.anullsekIouriti.gov.xyz.bg

Have a job or do physical exercise. You can only have a normal sleep pattern if you exhaust yourself during the day.

based advice tbqh just unfortunately i do both. do melatonin pills work? anyone have experience?

Xpouzzzzdddddddddd d d d d d d d d

Kys

Feeling a little Turkish today to be honest my brethren

Why, how many Greek border security guards did you troll?

I love Türkiye

Türkiye

I am MAКEДOHCКИ

masedonia is illeliko

You're good person

Because you're a one

edgy moldovan computer nerd, dat u

MAЦEДOHИЯ ИЗ ИЛИГКAЛ

>Moлдaвия


Хвaлa Poccия))) ======&&&&&&))

Moldova should be balkan

but r*ssh*t*a ruined everything as per usual

Dear Xpozed, I wrote but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my Web page at the bottom
I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at GMAIL or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your wife?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bulgaria
I read about your Uncle Erdoğan too I'm sorry
I had a friend who Islam'd over some clay who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did on Skype
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Iki too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back

just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Nkreek

10 for effort

Xpozed is my fuel, someday he'll teach me how to become a cool Information Tech GUY

>a greek putting something in his ass is somehow news on /valk/

If dubs I'll bang your sister

>Kriminalite na VMRO memes

rolling

Dear Nkreek, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
Preparing bulls and cooking for my vegan wife ain't easy
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your father Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
I'm sorry I didn't see you at anullsecurity, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about Turkey violating your clay?
I say that shit just clownin dogg, c'mon - that's fucking gay.
You got some issues Nkreek, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about Skype? I've never used that crap.
That type of shit'll make me not want to write you back.
I really think you should let your girlfriend see other men
Things will really work out for you then
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you quick
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just slick
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Nkreek
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to shitpost some crazy shit
I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some greek was drunk and sucked a lot of serbian dick
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with another man's kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

digits and i get a jewish gf

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOUR MIXTAPE BURNS SO HOT IT REMINDED ME OF GAME OF THRONES EPISODE WTF R U DROGON M8? FUGGGGGG AWESUM

Digits and you get Hot Russian gf


Trips and you'll get sashko naked on your bed

repeating numerals and every nkrink NEET is supplied with a serbian gf

My vagina's gone dry I'm wondering why I..
got into bed with xpozed
His cuckoldry kills my libido..
and I can't cum at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but his dick is in a cage
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

THANK YOU ALLY

My vagina's gone dry I'm wondering why I..
got into bed with xpozed
He's touching me with his bony fingers
and I can't cum at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but his dick is in a cage
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

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>one(1) moreta

ITT: autism

>having so much free time on his hands
>invest it in rigging Eminem songs about me
you are truly OBSESSED, lad
friendly advise: try investing some of that effort and free time in something that will make your life a little less shitty

Leant to have fun, drunk FAG

if anything the rising sea levels will flood greek thrace and give us a second acsess without moving a finger

i want to rape xpozed tbhonest (no homo)

we building ships to invade greece

investing in what, a chastity device?

>Not wakning it to ivanka
what the fuck?

do not forget that this has already been foretold

Wanking*
Fug :DD

Xanax pills

>not benzos