LADS?
HAPPENING LAUNCH DETECTED FROM NORTH KOREA
wow.
that's like russian roulette for them
Who cares about that shit?
The Queen just declared for BREXIT
FUCKING WHAT IS GOING ON
SO MANY HAPPENINGS
Its fucking nothing
HAPPENING
indeed, what the actual fuck
SAY WHAT
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ha just like in ksp
>literally the fifth missile test this year
>no warhead
>everyone was warned hours okay
Not Happening
Like what?
I should be ok in New Jersey , right bros?
This old chestnut.
What a coincidence, I just fired a missile from my pants!
Not if they go over the top instead of round the side
YOU'RE DOOMED
north Korean rule number 1. it's never happening
Hope it lands on my head
RIP Jerseybro
>Intermediate-range
move along folks
μεμε of a country
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again.
the entirety of North Korean defence relies on a one-hit potshot on Seoul. the moment they play that card, they have lost. Seoul can easily get fucked over, the rest of the world, not at all
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN
THEY'RE DISCUSSING IT LIVE
Time to get comfy
WHAT SHOULD I FEEL THEN?????
We in the intel community have been tracking this for days. Nothing to get your panties in a twist.
It's just a range ballistic missile test faggots, Everybody go home.
north koreans can't into anything
kek
habunin?
Launch failed, classic NK
Hahahahaha fucking pathetic
This isn't funny. How many failed tests do they need to repeatedly do in the direction of Japan - and only Japan - before one actually hits?
Just fucking airstrike pyongyang and free that hellhole country.
sucks to be Japan
>""""""FAILED""""""
Maybe a mixture of the two. We could call it, hmmmm National? Socialism?
Yes that sounds about right. National Socialism.
Maybe we should have a symbol? Any ideas?
We're safe, fellow jerseybro
It's commiefornia that's fucked.
Did they hit a Japan this time?
> what is an RSO lol
fuck me, i like in bay area and even go directly to SF twice a week, i am so screwed, i wish we had never made that movie, The Interview. none of this would be happening if it werent for that film.
Shut up islander. Besides you are China rightful clay, let the empire take you for all those rapings.
>turning on cnn
>ever
Could you guys possibly stop spying on all of us, very in effectively and illegally ai might add, and stop leaving security vulnerabilitys open for any blackhat that wants to fuck up something???
Perhaps if you folks could not break the law to save it, possibly?
And thanks for the missile info, appreciate the sanity you've endowed in this thread.
Need something simple
Like a cross
#carpetbombPyongyang
Oh thanks famfams, real nice to have a true whitehat tell us pol folk something that took me two seconds to google.
crosses are a bit played out, old chap
how about some Oriental symbol? they seem to be all the rage these days
Who's comfy?
>seth rogen
>hebrewish
it was always meant to happen this way
KEK HAS BLESSED US
Yep.
Deep shit mate. Deep shit.
Confusion. Thats their goal.
KEK
i'd rather get hit with a nuclear bomb than live in camden
Oh shit
One day Kim is gonna awaken the wrath of Aqua Man and Aqua Man will get his revenge for all those times where NK attacked the ocean!
Just a quick question. Even if you vote to leave, can't the Parliament of UK just dismiss it or delay to take action?
please hit san francisco
it will get ignored. and the turks will flow in
By living in Albuquerque I am pretty much asking for it. Kirtland, Sandia National Labs, and we have nukes all in our mountains. I take solace in the fact that if all shit breaks loose I will die fast. That is if I am not already fighting in the war that leads to nukes.
WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING
Came here to say this, you beat me to it. Top fuckin kek.
>KEK
indeed
> sky news news desk
1/10
You tried
>55
His holiness is in good mood today.
I think the real story here is that the Sky News logo looks like the Wendy's logo. Conspiracy?
>the shitposting capital of the USA
>in any danger from best korea
nah m8, you're fine
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Anybody else hoping for a San Francisco nuclear strike?
She did that last week faggot
or Los Angeles
her certainly is
You gays have had 2 already, a third will be good for you
Why would I, you faggot?
like what
rip several fishes
400 meters, a new NorK record!!!!!!
Epic.
Sometimes I think it would take a nuke actually landing here to get the retarded global community to do anything about NK.
I meant guys, but it still works
You guys or worst Korea would have to be nuked
best one so far
They only have SCUDs. The farthest they could reach is Japan.
Don't look at me, I've been agitating to get amerifats to invade the Norks for years now
YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IN THE RIDE - YOU'RE ON IT
DAMN SON
I have a theory that the further happenings are kept from happening then the next happening only gets bigger.
I suppose the NK-SK conflict is a good example. When the two sides are about to go to war everyone quickly gets involved and tries to uphold the ceasefire. However this hasn't really been a good thing because the Norks have used that time to weaponize nuclear power. The only problem now is developing a warhead and a missile to launch their new weapon.
Previously all they've had was some artillery that could maybe hit Seoul if they placed their artillery in a small piece of land at the south-western corner of NK. The artillery in a small piece of land would have been easier to deal with than a nuclear missile, and now the problem has grown much bigger.
THE LOVE
TONIGHT
Damn, we made better stomp rockets when I was in MESA for homeroom. We made holes in our ceiling
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING RIVER
It's time senpai
Fuck
LIKE FIRE, HELLFIRE
looks like they want more food
they launch one or 2??
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AFP news agency Verified account
@AFP
#BREAKING North Korea test fires additional missile: Yonhap