Tfw too tired of the Jedi Council so I just hologram it in

>tfw too tired of the Jedi Council so I just hologram it in

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The man was on the bog.

how did they align his hologram with the chair? Did they force him to have a chair with the exact same make and model back at his lair?

You know I actually used to wonder the same thing as a kid

they used the force when aligning the hologram emitters.

I can't believe adults watch and enjoy these CGI shitfests.

It's so embarrassing.

I always figured that meant they were off-world.

Is he just sitting in an empty room with everyone else hologrammed around him?

>What about the droid attack on the wookiees?

>how did they align his hologram with the chair? Did they force him to have a chair with the exact same make and model back at his lair?

Holograms like that are only achievable by taking your DNA and beaming it directly to the location needed, so the hologram is technically a clone that is created every time it is shown, and killed every time the transmission ends.

t. some shit i just made up

Why don't they all use a hologram? Wouldn't that be much smarter than gathering in one place all the time?

Force Hologram.
Look it up.

Yes user.

look at his head, he's too intelligent for it.

That's just how afro galacticans look you fucking racist

You're a fucking retard.

Ki Adi Mundi was the only one smart enough too think of this

Yes. It was like that in TCW

why don't the jedi have standards like firemen? if your head is a giant cock or if your neck is 3 foot long you can't seriously think you can fight a sith effectively, and you shouldn't be on the team.

The lad has a good point desu senpai

he still got killed by his clone soliders tho

The Republic practices affirmative action.

lucas turned them into diversity squad.

>tfw watching porn during a Jedi counsel meeting but no one can tell because you a hologram

His head wasn't full developed yet

They thought the sith were extinct until 10 years before this.

firemen had to lower their standards to get more minorities hired, where have you been?

Are the Empire all humans then?

Seemed like it in the first movies.

Considering no one knows about Sheev, why would the most powerful force users in the galaxy be afraid to have a meeting in their own temple which has stood for 1000 years?

well that sounds super lonely

He was probably in some satellite Jedi conference room that was modeled the same way.
He would need to be able to see their holograms the same way too and turn his head the correct direction.

The chairs in the Jedi council chamber presumably can be adjusted to fit the specifications of each individual member and species. Changing it to fit this guy sitting in a different angle is a small thing by comparison, and all they need to do to stop the chair he's sitting in from being "hologrammed" is to filter out the part of the hologram that isn't "him".

The prequels aren't CGI shitfests though.

He was on Mygeeto with those clone fags.

I thought he was dead and it was his spirit, like when Obi-Wan shows up at the end ROTJ

>wtf, the prequels ruined Yoda by having the Jedi order do military stuff! I thought wars not make one great?

>wtf, why is there a guy on the Jedi council whose physical appearance seems unsuited for humanoid combat?

The reason the Jedi order exists in the first place is to corral force users from across the galaxy so they don't fuck shit up with their powers (and don't spread these superpower genes exponentially).
All you need to get in is the natural ability to use the force - the Jedi don't discard you if you're not a killer. You get a lightsaber because it's a symbol of office, almost. Even if your alien physical form isn't capable of using it as a human would, you could still, in a pinch, use the lightsaber by waving it around with his mind.

Yes, tons of sets were built for the prequels, but the screen was still filled with so much garbage that you never noticed any craftmanship anyways.

>tfw this isn't the official jedi uniform

I didn't know Oswald Mosley was a jedi.

>IS THIS WORTHY OF THE JEDI TODAY? THE MASSES OF CHEAP ALIEN LABOUR THROWN ON THE SCRAPHEAP?

he's the only one in that picture that died in that movie

>too smart to be forced into exile in the dark times

>Wielding the saber with his robot hand

Doesn't the lore state you have to exert the force into every strike to actually be somewhat proficient with it? Like those kungfu masters claim with their chi shit?

Shouldn't he be holding it with his biological hand?

>Doesn't the lore state
Who fucking cares

>Doesn't the lore

Do you hear yourself?

lol fucking nerd kys

>Doesn't the lore state you have to exert the force into every strike to actually be somewhat proficient with it? Like those kungfu masters claim with their chi shit?
What the fuck are you talking about faggot?

he's so talented that he operates the hand through his stump with the force

he is never fully aware of his lightsaber and is completely relaxed

Why do you come here reddit normal fag?

I bet some autist wrote a detailed EU explanation for this

So why didn't the trade federation bomb the wookie planet from orbit?
They didn't seem to have any structures that were more fortified than a treehouse.

>tfw jacking off in the hologram room you have at home, imagining that it was turned on and the jedi council could see you
hardest you'll ever cum

He can't project the force beyond his body?

What non-canon EU novel did you read this in?

>jedi council could see you
90's born guys are such faggots.

>the prequels ruined Yoda by having the Jedi order do military stuff! I thought wars not make one great?
They didn't say anything about wars making them great. They were just in a bad position and did what they thought best, they weren't looking for glory.

*sigh* what are you trying to say, "user"?

>beady Jedi eyes

That guys born in the 90's seem to say really gay shit all the time. No wonder you're transitioning at record levels.

-Grabs you by the throat-
Back the fuck off?!?!?

they have portable council chambers?

Theres only 3 types of chairs in the room though. Yoda has a special thing then the one in the pic and one with a taller back.

I will join this bandwagon.

Hey nerd! You nerd! Nerdbird! Eat some nerds.

okay

*force pushes you away* *force somersaults backwards 10 times* *ignites my lightsaber* "You will try"

*teleports behind you and takes off razor sharp throwing fedora*
Nothin' personnel, kid

yep you are right

>Doesn't the lore state you have to exert the force into every strike to actually be somewhat proficient with it? Like those kungfu masters claim with their chi shit?
>Shouldn't he be holding it with his biological hand?
no
han used it
lightsabers are just a weapon, nothing force about them

Are any of them the most comfortable chair ever designed?

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber

>ctrl+f "Force"

Not a hologram. Force Ghost, stupid.

It's weird but.

No amount of people mocking it has made me think that teleporting behind someone and cutting them in half with a samurai's weapon isn't actually really cool.

It's a shame people are susceptible to peer pressure in such a way.

*force kills myself so you don't get the satisfaction of a kill* *comes back as a force ghost* *show you my force ghost penis* "Wanna see me force jack it?"

>tfw too tired of the Jedi Council so I just die and force ghost it in

You didn't unzip it

Han used it like a knife to slice open a dead animal. I'm pretty sure to actually have any chance against someone else with one you have to be force proficient otherwise the fact you are colliding a weightless part of an object that can collide with shit will make it nearly impossible to predict blows and glances.

I don't give a fuck about your faggot disney lore.

So he achieved out of body moment?

you don't need to when you're a force ghost

They all look a bit uncomfortable to be honest.

...If anything I'm pretty sure Disney are the ones who diminished that lore you faggot.

In the old lore people could barely even swing one, yet in the new lore they are deflecting blaster bolts and fighting force users with them the first time they pick one up.

Explain this.

He talked shit about his waifu

he was choking on his ambition

His right arm had been mechanical for decades and had access to the Jedi archives during the Clone Wars to learn how to do it. Majority of Sith lords from the past were heavily modified with technology, thus it makes sense that a Sith could do that kind of shit.

Luke had his mechanical hand for like 3 years and had a senile Yoda to teach him everything.

>colliding a weightless part of an object that can collide with shit will make it nearly impossible to predict blows and glances.
is this some new meme
what's the big deal with that?

The Lucas films are filled with such mysteries. Not like the obviously fake and contrived Disney shit.

That's unironically a great shot

Coruscant looks really good there too.

there's nothing in star wars that says you have to be a force user to use a lightsaber and you can't do it with a mechanical hand
a lightsaber is just a weapon jedi use
it's not some magic thing
just a crystal

They were just tools that only jedi had the skill to use effectively because they have heightened senses and reflexes. They didn't have to channel the force in to them.

>Tfw too tired to sit through this 4 hour Jedi council meeting
>PSSH PSSSSSSH guys m-PSSH- my hologram PSSSSSH breaking u-PSSSSH hang up

I fucking wish man
My district managers periodically schedule useless supervisor meetings on weekends that we have to drive across the city to get to
>Tfw DM catches me sleeping through her talk

Grab a baseball bat, walk up to a tree, close your eyes, spin around til you're dizzy and then try hitting the tree with the baseball bat. That same feeling of not knowing if you're gonna hit anything and the hell it plays on your wrists is what would happen if you swing a lightsaber against another one.

Alternatively try playing a VR game in a small room. When you accidentally hit the VR controller on anything it kills your wrists because you weren't expecting it.

Now try the baseball bat thing but this time with your forearms turned 180 degrees from the usual gait when you swing it. Now try fighting a master swordsman like that.

There's a reason TFA lightsaber shit doesn't make sense to so many fans. Mary Sue aside, Finn should have been cut in half the first time he tried to block Ren. Even if he managed to have his saber in the right angle and position to block the attack, his arm would have had no way of determining when and how much exertion to use to stop his blade from flying backward into his own body from the force of Ren striking it.

It isn't even nerd shit, it's common sense.

>You, cock head hologram guy, let's go arrest the chancellor
>Mace falling to his death
>I never found out who he was

who pays for the jedi council? do they get a wage? who pays for all their massive buildings? who pays for the trips to other planets? do the planets have to pay a jedi protection tax? are the jedi basically the mafia?

A communications disruption can only mean one thing

well if you use rey and finn then of course they shouldn't have been able to stand a change against kylo but that's Jew Jew Abrams for you
However, normal jedis have been fightin with lightsabers all their life so this no weight thing doesn't mean shit to them

Do you people even watch the movie before bitching and asking atupid questions?

Shut the fuck up you pathetic cock sucker.

Sup Forums is full of retarded faggots

More importantly.
What about the fucking droid attack on the goddamn wookies?

Better question is this is a live feed? The jedi must be light years away from the jedi temple in some far away planet? It would take months for a hologram message to arrive to the council? Do you think they sit around for months waiting for his reply and vice versa?

Why didn't Yoda go with them to arrest Palpatine if they knew he was a Sith lord?

Why didn't they inform the authorities or even the senate?

Why did no one give a fuck that the Jedi were suddenly purged by a Sith? That'd be like if ISIS suddenly murdered the entire UN and then proposed Osama Bin Laden's son he be the new leader of them, and every country cheered.

Why wasn't Bail under Sheev's influence when he hanged around him so much?

Why was the Empire considered so evil when they brought actual peace to the galaxy and outlawed slavery, implemented galactic standard rights, and all the Rebels ever did was kill people and incite entire planets into killing Imperial soldiers and destroying civilian freighters?

If Yoda was so proficient in sensing shit in the force, why didn't he ever try to gather the surviving Jedi to take down Sheev?

When Vader was first put in the suit and realised what he'd done, why didn't he kill Sheev there and then?

When Sheev fought Yoda in the Senate chambers, how did they explain all the damage and all those floating chairs being destroyed? Also, there's no footage of this a giant room where the most important people in the galaxy meet? No one is scared of someone going in there and putting a bomb somewhere?

Why didn't the police on Coruscant put up a fight when the clones suddenly turned evil? Wouldn't you technically need millions of highly trained and armed police to keep order on a planet like Coruscant?

What happened to the army that was in place before the clones were implemented? How did Sheev manage to convince them not to rebel against him? How could a single cloning facility on a single planet pump out more soldiers in a few years than already existed in the entire Republic that would naturally tell Sheev to fuck off and overthrow the Empire in sheer numbers?

Why didn't the Jedi go out into mass Sith-hunting mode as soon as Yoda knew years ago?