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Brazil will never win the World Cup again.

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Has Indonesia ever win anything at all?

55000 dead from unprepared nazis.

Yes, they won Sup Forums today

So did you qualify yet?

>Indonesia
we are closer to Monaco. Both culturally and in regards of civilization.

Yes, we wuz kings in 70s until 1992.

You realize neymar is the best player at the moment right?

>England had 100% win rate in latest Euro 2016 qualifiers
>gets BTFOd by an Iceland

Cuadrado was better than him yday

Colombia will never win anything you pleb

Yup, and Prussia from 1795 till 1918. Prussia and Nazis are dead, so is USSR. we still trollin' everyone out

I'm pretty sure they don't win the next World Cup. Half of the team didn't care about winning against Colombia. It becomes a habit.

Never said they will,just disputing Neymar as Le Best Player meme

Neymar IS the best player in the world. Get over it.

If Manchester United could afford him you would be all over his nuts

United can buy whoever they want

Chicago Fire and LA Galaxy will have them in 15 years

>Neymar IS the best player in the world
Did you see our last two matches? The move to PSG wrecked his usual rhythm and that is a fact.

Yeah I liked how he won the CL last season it was great!

Now, I understand why u draw against Honduras

United obviously can't buy PSG targets. Neymar was the best player available and yet they didn't launch a bid to compete with PSG.

PSG has deeper pockets you Asian plastic fan

USMMT is literally a better team than Englel

>tfw football is never coming home
I'm used to the idea by now though. Iceland and other recent tournament failures felt numb more than anything.

FUCK SOUTH AMERICA AND FUCK SOUTH AMERICAN PEOPLE

>implying United needs this little scum
>implying he's that great
>implying 200$ is a thing for the richest club ever

Isn't PSG full of Brazilian International players? That should improve chemistry no?

>USMMT

Is this a new kind of MMA?

In theory, yeah. Didn't work in the last two matches, though.

How plastic are you? United literally couldn't afford Neymar. Your shit manager said it

We've got Rashford La

>plays like shit all the match
>cries after game

MMA is gay you Conor McGregor faggot

>How plastic are you?

Not sure to be honest

>tfw PSG is directly responsible for how good Brazil will be in Russia

Have some faith. Barcelona isn't going to help your world cup aspirations. They don't give a crud about your country.

PSG cares and will buy more Brazilians to help your NT

US MENS METROSEXUAL TEAM

Feels good man. They the richest club in the World. Richer than Manchester City

>How shit

FTFY

At least USA can make it out of their WC group. You English plebs are a laughing joke

>British

Get it right

good thread

>now he wants to be British

You're English m8. Not scottish

haha you deluded

Liverpool, no?

Kek

Tell that to The Queen

>American

Your English too! Haha

PSG are bankrolled by the government of Qatar. Maybe you dont know how rich they are but that is a REAL kingdom

Actually I'm Jamacian. We threw the queen out of our country

>for the next 10 years and they will disappear

Except Jamaica is in the Commonwealth, so not really mate.

>britbongs

KILL yourselves

>Asian United fans

Also KILL yourselves

I still don't know why u niggaz are such materialist

Fuck your queen. The Boston Tea Party was a lovely thing

Shut the fuck up. Go invade Australia and apply for citizenship in a real country

Enjoy losing out on qualification to Syria.

what's the national sport in jamaica (weed smoking is not a sport btw)

and if it's football, then why do you guys suck so much at it?
rajeem sterling is unironically the best jamaican player in history....

>sand & sheep
>real country
u no educated

>what's the national sport in jamaica

Cricket.

please bro jamaican me crazy

Yet you accepted Nigerians Kek

It's a poor country we don't have football academies and good youth coaching like you filthy germans. Also we went to a CONCACAF Gold Cup final against USA and almost won but lost 2-1. We almost beat the mighty United States in a tournament oh and we beat Mexico's b team

And actually our best player is Leon Bailey. He plays for Bayer Leverkusen.

Fuck Raheem Sterling that ungrateful faggit didn't want to even cap for his Island

i rememb

>And actually our best player is Leon Bailey.

you're not helping your cause here...

>Fuck Raheem Sterling that ungrateful faggit didn't want to even cap for his Island

didn't his father get murdered in jamaica?
probably didn't exactly have a lot of good memories of his home country

although if he wasn't good enough for england, then he probably would be playing for you guys now
that's how our turks here do it, too

which part of brasil are you from?

JFs talking shite about my great country. sad!

>you're not helping your cause here...

He's good enough to walk on to the team with a fresh visa and a no.9 jersey. Says a lot about Leverkusen you jerk. Clearly he best player on the team

Your great country died along with Machado de Assis. Now you're just one big shithole.

wow that picture speaks volumes about our society.

really made me think

Yes it does, you people really seem to use trash container, good work.

minha pica

minha pica pra vc tbm

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Postam algumas delicias

>When an American is fat near you

this generation hasnt got a chance

>1957: Brazil will never EVER win a World Cup
>1961: Brazil will never EVER win a World Cup again
>1969: Brazil will never EVER win a World Cup again
>1993: Brazil will never EVER win a World Cup again after Pelé era
>2001: Brazil will never EVER recover after that final against France
>2017:

I hope you guys win.

>4x0
youtu.be/w8dCC_KhPp4

>B /C team draws with A team Colombia
>Brazil will never win LMOA t. irrelevant slavland

The worst part is how my countrymen bites this shit, fucking niggers.

>Died with Machado de Assis
Who was
>Graciliano Ramos
>Rachel de Queiroz
>Nelson Rodrigues (biggest Portuguese playwright since Gil Vicente, if not better)

>2017

Found the Brazilian.

Why use a proxy to self-hate?

>rajeem sterling is unironically the best jamaican player in history....

>Brazil will never win the World Cup again.

things Brazil will never do again:

1) win a WC
2) host the Olympics
3) host the WC
4) make a mark on the sports world as in the past with soccer, mma
5) make a mark on the music world as in the past with samba and bossa nova
6) make a mark on world literature and poetry as in the past with Gabriel Garcia Marquez (oh, he was Columbian?) and Pablo Neruda (from Chile, really?)
7) anything of note

But we will keep flooding your country with unremarkable people. If we can finish off Canada with vira-latas, I 'll be glad.

...

You dare to say we don't have poetry
>Not knowing goat "Suite do Quelemeu" (hino de Montes Claros)
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>you Conor McGregor faggot


americans always crack me up

that's what you should be cultivating instead of soccer and wasting $$$ on events your own people can't afford. you should have built some libraries, hospitals, and universities instead of wasting money on IOC and FIS bullshit.

another 7-1 would be hilarious to see,

Sou brasileiro e instrutor de spinning mas acredito que valorizar e inventivar os profissionais da casa é fundamental. Parabéns a organização por priorizar seu país em todos os aspectos.

>escrevendo 2 frases tudo certinho sem nenhum erro de sintaxe
nem fodendo que tu é brasileiro seu tuga desgraçado

Brazil's problems are not because of a lack of hospitals, libraries, or universities. It's a lack of good stock in its population. We need a military government again. Poetry and libraries do not stop drug trafficking. Police state does.

Really, how good are Brazil? They've a new (ish) manager called Titty but so what? They've got like one good forward attacking player in Neymar, Jesus is young and Coutinho is only average. Their defence seems good on paper but Luiz is a disaster in a back 4 and Alves is old. Their midfield is non-existent bar Casemiro. Why are people rating them up there with Spain and France? Is it because they're wrecking World Cup qualification? But both Argentina and Chile are choking that competition. That's not an achievement, is it? Brazil can't actually be not shit, can they? Can they?

Things Canada won't ever do again:
1 - be relevant

Cuadrado was subbed out at half-time. Neymar was the best player on the field by quite a margin.

>whoever
whomever

>Chicago Fire and LA Galaxy will have them in 15 years
LAFC and LA Galaxy. Free agents don't go Chicago, but your point stands.

if digits they won all the next 4 world cups and poland never ever qualify to one again. And we always get 2nd place.

>he still doubts Nerman's power
not even a Brazilboo but i recognize power when i see it. Nerman will make you all apologize.

Machado is liked by poland because he wrote a poem about our independence

bump for brazillian and jamaican butthurte
hey, Jamaica, how do you explain AS Monaco champion de France 2017?