I thought you guys were kidding about Joe Rogan and that copypasta, but damn he's starting to become a caricature of his own.
I thought you guys were kidding about Joe Rogan and that copypasta...
Landon Wright
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Landon Young
>Ay, I ever tell you about the time.....
Isaac Anderson
So he is a walking meme?
Got it.
Matthew Mitchell
Fuck off newfag
Jonathan Bennett
>when the kalabeeb hits
Ayden Brown
am i the only one who can't stand this guy
>you shoulda seen this broad
>ass for days, tits out to here
>face like an angel
>*fart*
>she's like hey Joey, when you gonna let me suck your dick again?
>i'm like pff fuck outta here
>*everyone laughs*
Sure thing Joey. That's what happened.
Elijah Roberts
Literally kek'd out loud.
Asher Morales
>no mention of dmt
Video premise is a lie.
Andrew Rivera
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>What a cunt.
Austin Powell
hi joe
>ignore thread
Brayden Jackson
Fucking hate this fat fuck. He's like THAT KID that made it this far.
TELL YA DAWG BACK ON CUBA *INELIGIBLE MUMBLES IN SPANISH*
Jonathan Anderson
BUT, he is a comedian. "that kid" was not funny, only annoying. his stories may be utterly fake but they are still hilarious.
Nathan Gutierrez
I guess telling random shit and shouting from time to time IS comedy in US of A
Brayden Williams
this coming from a country where monty python is a """""""classic""""""""
Isaac Gutierrez
You have to remember Joey Diaz operates in our days. Richard Pryor did nothing but "So there I was being a nigger, you know, doing thangs that nigga ain't supposed to do, you know" and this won't fly now.
Jeremiah Taylor
Yeah he makes up stories a lot.
Joseph Brown
something something right?
something something isn't that weird?
Carson Bailey
Fascinating
Hudson White
Isn't this the guy who masturbates onto his stomach then immediately throws on a TAPOUT t shirt and hits the supermarket?
Carter Jenkins
>not masturbating onto your stomach and letting it dry out so you can pick the flakes off later out of the belly hair
it's like you don't even know how to live
Christopher Jackson
That's Nick "Tasteless" Plott but he did advertise Alpha Brain.
Jonathan Ross
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''comedian''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Nothing he says is funny. It's actually tiring listening to him blabber.
Blake Walker
wrong guy, he would philosophize about it first.
Ryan King
>Kalabeeb
>That's the fuckin fight!
Lincoln Baker
holy shit I used to play starcraft broodwar with Tasteless (desu he was better than Day9 at the time) but then he became a huge stoner and I was a dweeb at the time so I cut contact. Also we had ping issues cause Im from Canada
anymore dank e-celeb stories? pretty much everyone in the Starcraft NA scene have blaze sessions during/after tournaments ... except (((professionals))) like iNcontrol aka iNcholessterol aka faTburger
Benjamin Morgan
Whats Rogans worst moment?
Has to be when he defended amy schumer stealing jokes the first time Hannibal Buress was on
Dominic Adams
>desu
man I dont even watch anime or browse any boards outside of Sup Forums lately, and Im unconsciously slipping weeb words into my posts, goddam maybe its time I took a break
anyway, here's a roganpoop video
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Sebastian Young
>references the copy pasta
>doesn't post it
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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