2017 Movies

Anyone excited about what Looper deems to be another good year for movies in 2017?

youtube.com/watch?v=9azGzlvCygA

Looking forward to
>Dark Tower
>Power Rangers
>Ghost in the Shell (pleasebegoodpleasebegood)
>WWZ2
>Dunkirk
>Star Wars

>Dark Tower

Idris Elba is an atrocious actor regardless of his skin colour

Looking at trailer and production shots looks like they sapped any of the original Western -sci Fi- dystopia feel it had, so I'm not really excited. Shame the books turned into such a trainwreck, the first had an amazing tone.

Sadly this is probably true.

No Logan?

Dunkirk teaser got me excited but then the full trailer with bad dialogue came out and my hopes were dashed.

John Wick 2 is pretty much the only one by name I give a shit about

I don't remember if the new Bladerunner comes out late this year or not but I trust Villenueve

Looking forward to John Wick 2.

>GiTS
>Dunkirk
>T2 trainspotting (most excited for this)

Samefag here,
Am I seriously the only one who's excited to see Jean Valclaws and Captain Baldcripple die??

This was the one I was most excited about.

Valarian
Kong: Skull Island
Alien: Covenant
War For the Planet of the Apes

Every other big budget movie looks like trash and I hope they bomb.

>getting excited for a Nolan movie when you've seen over the course of the career that he's like a b-squad Lucas: absolutely atrocious dialogue and characterization without the visual imagination

All of the sequels in 2017:

Alien: Covenant
Annabelle 2
Big Fat Liar 2
Cars 3
Chronicles of Riddick: Furia
Chucky 7
Clerks III
Daddy's Home 2
Death Race 4
Despicable Me 3
Die Hard Year One
Fifty Shades Darker
Grown Ups 3
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Hellraiser: Judgement
High School Musical 4
Insidious: Chapter 4
Jackass 4
John Wick: Chapter 2
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Logan
MacGruber 2
Machete Kills Again... in Space!
Mad Max: The Wasteland
Maleficent 2
National Treasure 3
Need For Speed 2
Paddington 2
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Pitch Perfect 3
Resident Evil: Vendetta
RoboCops
San Andreas 2
Saw: Legacy
Smurfs: The Lost Village
Star Wars: Episode VIII
T2 Trainspotting
The Croods 2
The Equalizer 2
The Fate of the Furious
The Legend of Conan
The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature
The Princess Diaries 3
The Three Stooges 2
Thor Ragnarok
Transformers: The Last Knight
Trick 'r Treat 2
Underworld: Blood Wars
War For the Planets of the Apes
World War Z 2
XXX: Return of Xander Cage

>Machete Kills Again... in Space!
Yes
YES

>National Treasure 3
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL

what are these about anyways? I don't read books I'm not a nerd

>GotG 2
>John Wick 2
>Kingsmen 2
>Star Wars

Maybe a good year for a.... certain group of people.

fuck this year

Old Clint Eastwood chases a man in black across the desert. Runs into a town full of idiots. Local holy woman brainwashed by intense fucking by man in black. They try to kill Clint. Clint kills them all. Ends up at a shack in the middle of nowhere with a kid. Finds a jawbone in the wall. Takes kid into the mines to chase Man in Black. Encounter mutants. Man in black tells Clint he won't make it with the kid. Clint lets kid die. Man in Black and Clint sit around a fire and chat for years and years. Man in Black turns into a skelington. Clint goes on in the search of the Dark Tower.

you forgot Blade Runner 2049

neat, what's the dark tower?

It is an allegory for his lost manhood and purpose.

did he practice butt stuff with black man through all those years??

>Looking forward to
>Ghost in the Shell

you are subhuman trash.
if you go there and give them money I'll find and kill you.
at least have the decency of only downloading this.

>T2 Trainspotting
wut?

The Dark Tower series has the worst ending in history.

I'm anxious for GitS, kind of got back into PotC lately and hope the 5th(?) one is good. Is the whole cast coming back for this one?
I didn't know about a lot of those, now I'm more excited for the year in movies.

>I'm anxious for GitS
you too user
thread carefully

The trap

Just saw the first one a couple weeks ago with my cousin. Holy shit, what a great movie. Hopefully the second one is great too.

Sadly I want to see Power Rangers.

40 BMI, scragly beard, stinky

clerks 3? fuck yeah

>first movie listed is Resident Evil 6

Stopped watching there.

I have to disagree

I've only paid for 2 movies in the last 2 years and they were both Star Wars. Calm down killernon.

Wew lad its all fucking shit.

I'm at most curious about how the fuck a director like Fincher is going to direct World War Z 2 but that's all.

If I'm going to get hyped over any blockbusters it'll be Blade Runner 2 (unlikely to be great) and at least the cheesiness of War of the Planet of the Apes.

I'm gonna pay for tickets and not even go to watch.

Just to piss you off.

Am I weird for actually being curious about Chucky 7?
>San Andreas 2
>The Equalizer 2
>Croods 2
>Three Stooges 2
>Nut Job 2
>Princess Diaries 3
>Underworld 5
Jesus fucking Christ do we need what, SIX blockbusters per week Hollywood? Who even wanted this? We don't even get an Oscar Season anymore its just BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Instead of using Clint Eastwood type for the role (which everyone envisioned when reading the books, especially since the race of that character and the race of a black woman who becomes one of the main characters in the saga is a major plot-point and character motivation)... they cast a diverse actor named Idris Elbow.

laugh all you want

I won't be there to help when it's your turn

I like you. I also payed for Star Wars.I deeply regret it

>I like you. I also payed for Star Wars.I deeply regret it

That being said, you're gonna do it again this year, right?

Honestly I doubt Ghost in the Shell will be good. Even if it's a scene for scene frame by frame live action recreation.

I'd rather have live action studio ghibli or Macross plus.

>Macross
Stop.

>That being said, you're gonna do it again this year, right?
nah, I learned my lesson.

or, rather, I learned fucking nothing, I'm a retard.

But JJ managed to finally kill all/any love for Star Wars I had.

JJ isn't doing Episode 8, user.

Go see it, it could be good.

he had done permanent damage. it's quite liberating actually.

>>Power Rangers

Anyone who is looking forward to this made-for-TV MTV/Freeform movie is fucking stupid.

No. I've become very skilled in predicting the new movies just by seeing what they're about.
Dunkirk will be great, WWZ2 will be enjoyable as fuck, Ghost in the Shell will flop like AC, thats it.

>Dark Tower
>Roland actor is black
Jesus....
My favorite book series is going down as well. Sad.

>Dark Tower

Idris Elbow, overexposed garbage

>Power Rangers

Gritty dark kids show garbage

>Ghost in the Shell (pleasebegoodpleasebegood)

Scarlet Johanson attempts and fails to carry an action movie yet again garbage

>WWZ2

Garbage sequel to garbage

>Dunkirk

Zzz Britwank garbage

>Star Wars

Modern Star Wars is garbage

Maybe Lego Batman might be cute and fun at least.

Oh, and War For Planet of the Apes looks pretty good too.

First of all, if it was an MTV movie it would have anti-white messages throughout, which I can't imagine would do well in box office.

Which leads me to believe it's not made-for-TV.

It might be bad, but I don't think it's gonna be Lifetime bad.

Why do you even post in Sup Forums if you hate everything that isn't hipster bullshit no one watches?

I'll never understand people that feel the need to tell everyone how much of a retard they are.
>Hi everyone I don't watch anything that's even remotely popular because it's all garbage but I'll gladly watch low-budget films made by sub-par directors and writers that feature actors with no career that only took the part because they had no choice.
>Clearly my taste is better than yours.

That's a lot of projecting, user.
He even said he is excited for Lego batman.

> Macross plus.

Good news! They made that movie! It's garbage!

Power rangers and ghost look terrible. Another reboot/remake aimed at millenials.

>He even said he is excited for Lego batman.

Who's projecting, user? Are you samefagging, bruh?

As a blockbuster pleb, I'm pretty excited.

I'm quite impressed with how well you summed that up.

You were projecting, bruh.

>Why do you even post in Sup Forums if you hate everything that isn't hipster bullshit no one watches?

Fuck that. If it's "hipster" to think Power Rangers -- a fucking "dark and gritty" kids show reboot -- looks like trash, or Disney's Ghost In the Shell, Starring Lucy As A Robot is gonna be fucking bad, or World War Fucking Z 2 is gonna be bad, then you need to re-define your definition of hipster, you human garbage.

Please go. I don't watch hipster bullshit. Most people don't. Get out of here.

Enjoy Walt Disney's Ghost In the Shell. Maybe there will be a fucking The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes cameo.

He also have sex with demon, who wanted to have sex with the kid.

Yeah I just remembered I left out the got dam succubus

Ghost in the Shell is now Paramount. Disney/Touchstone dropped it last year, so now you can go see it my triggered friend.

Some on my list to catch this year:
XX
Kuro
The Void
A Dark Song
The Untamed
Neruda
Fraud
Safe Neighborhood
The Eye's Dream
Hounds of Love
Suspiria
Stakelander
Kizu III
Mindhorn
Colossal
I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore
Belko Experiment
Los Buscadores
Bushwick
The Trap
Killing Ground
Person to Person
Maniac Cop
Yamato 2202 OVAs
JoJo Liveaction
The Night is Short, So Walk, Girl
The Endless
Fate/stay night - Heaven's Feel
Fireworks, Should We See It from the Side or the Bottom?
Housewife
Thoroughbred