>be female in an order of celibate monks
>from a race renowned for promiscuity and attractiveness
>be a 8-9/10 specimen of said race
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>wears slutty leather clothing
>flaunts waist and tits
>have firm ass prominently on display at all times
Why did she do this? Wash she starved for dick and lashing out though clothing?
Was she mocking the Jedi's principles?
Was she a dicktease?
Or did Jedi and Clonetroopers lay the pipe in her constantly?
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Twi'leks breathe through their skin, like Quiet from MGSV. Little known fact.
That's a 5/10 on Twi'la
Shes a slut
What are you a faggot?
She wanted to marry Mundi and be his, like, 10th wife. She wanted to carry his mongrel babies, but Mundi has the pick of the litter on his own planet so he doesn't want her.
Thanks Renner
Kit Fisto fisted that ass
>Under normal circumstances, they had a higher body temperature than other humanoid species.
And there we go.
Jedi did fuck
>be space alien with long head tendrils that fly around everywhere
>fight with a laser sword that slices anything apart with even the slightest touch
>implying she wouldn't accidentally chop off her head tendrils
with every tentacle
But what about the wookiees?
Only Jedi can efficiently and safely use lightsabers because of their force sense. Which is why she could avoid cutting herself.
Luke did I ever tell you about Twi'leks? Twi'leks were a species of tall humanoids whose skin spanned a vast array of colors,[2] including white,[10] orange,[5] yellow,[11] green,[4] pink,[6] blue,[3] purple,[7] and red.[8] Their most distinctive feature was the pair of prehensile tentacles that sprouted from the base of their skulls,[2] known as lekku, or headtails. Although Twi'leks normally had two of those tentacles,[1] some individuals had four of them.[3]
The species had two sexes, male and female. While males had ears with lobes resembling that of humans, females had cone-shaped hearing organs.[41]
Twi'leks were usually thin,[2] although corpulent individuals were known to exist.[39] Under normal circumstances, they had a higher body temperature than other humanoid species.[8]
Society and cultureEdit
The Twi'leks had a language of their own, called Twi'leki, which combined verbal sounds and an elaborate sign language using their lekku.[1]
HistoryEdit
Clone WarsEdit
The homeworld of the Twi'leks was Ryloth, a planet of harsh extremes situated in the Outer Rim Territories. That world was part of the Galactic Republic, a democratic union that governed most of the galaxy. During the Clone Wars, Ryloth was occupied by the Confederacy of Independent Systems and Twi'lek Resistance movement arose to combat the Separatists, led by Cham Syndulla and assisted by the Galactic Republic. Working with the Grand Army of the Republic and the Jedi Order, the Twi'lek Resistance managed to expel Separatist forces under Wat Tambor. [5] The Republic then annexed Ryloth.[26] They were good friends
they had the hottest and juiciest pussies of the galaxy
>breathe through their skin
>have noses
You know in some cultures that are even human its normal to dress revealingly
hi rlm
Yoda said he's going to sort it.
jedis can have sex you retard
they just can't form relationships
they can't get attached
I don't even like star wars and I know this
Amphibians breath through their skin and also have nostrils/lungs.
>ram power
>Clonetroopers lay the pipe in her constantly?
YOU JUST KNOW
If, during the twilek gangbang, the clone trooper's balls touch, is that gay or just masturbation?
seems retarded, considering most people will form emotional attachment through sex anyways. If the Jedi were to fuck each other, most would have to switch the partners in order to avoid such attachment which would result in jealousy. Of course, not all the time, but it would occasionally happen.
Seeing as how Fisto and Aayla were a couple, their rules seem pretty shitty regardless.
shoulda just allow prostitutes
masturbation
it is not gay
dp is also not gay
So jedi are the same as degenerate fratbros who pump-and-dump cumdumpsters?
They pumped her full of their red hot plasma
CLONED
JANGOED
TROOPERED
Part of being a Jedi is having willpower, user.
The Jedi aren't celibate. They just can't form attachments. Meaningless sex is implicitly allowed.
not to mention
>only person in universe with hot french accent
KIWIED
>jedis can have sex you retard
No, they can't. That stupid ass retcon makes no fucking sense.
Who came up with this retarded idea? I bet it was Lucas.
I thought Jedi were allowed to fuck just not love or get married.
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She was always my favourite background character. I cried when she died.
jedi aren't celibate
they can hit it and quit it but they can't form attachments (marriage)
It's not a retcon, we just never see anyone say it's not allowed. Attachments are explicitly forbidden, but nothing is stopping jedi from hooking up with random people as long as they don't call them the next morning.
>Jedis are chads
Please save us from a life of chad rule sidious
Was Luke a Jedi at this point?
Did I ever tell you how me and your father got to fuck the best twilek sluts in Coruscant?
We wanted to celebrate our victory in Muunlist.
We went to Jexter Dexter cantina and got drunk
Then we head to the 1340 level on the opera sector.
There was one blue and one red.
They worked for a Quarren pimp
They costed 5000 republican credits but I use my mind trick to fuck them for free and raw.
We fuck them in all their holes and put their lekus in each other pussies and asses.
Shit was so cash.
Not according to Yoda.
>costed 5000 republican
>costed
>republican
It's not gay they're clones it's masturbation.
Clone camps were like ancient Roman ones.
Because sex totally doesn't lead to attachment, right? It's fucking retarded.
>GREENED
u mad blu boi?
And Vader.
This is a 10/10 in Ryloth
Not if you're doing it with a stranger or someone you don't see on a regular basis. Nobody has feelings for that girl from a redneck school they hooked up with during spring break. Plus, these are brainwashed monks, they can easily control feelings of attachment if they occur.
NAUTOLANED
I imagine in the Star Wars galaxy there's a category for each alien race and combination in their porn webs
Like searching male human female wookie male gamorrean female kaminoan and things like that
Nigga got cash, what the fuck you expect?
they are like russians, the males are ugly but their females are hot so they get sold as escorts around the world/galaxy
But that's exactly it. There are men and women trained to control their urges just like real life monks are.
How are they supposed to resist the Dark side if they can't even resist some slut?
They don't have the internet sites. They send porn communications holograms like chinese whispers from the holonet.
They would join a mailing list type thing and get a random hologram sent to them every specified time period.
I read it on wookiepedia.
>the great Bukkake of Carkoon
>ewok princess gangbang
But communications disruption can only mean one thing.
Space-Japan's porn censorship laws.
No wonder the blockade was so disruptive
>Naboo anal farm
>Jawa facefuck 4
>Neimodian Teen Gag Princess
Fun fact: It was the Gungan orgy holocasts that caused the blockade of Naboo in 32 bby.
Sio Bibble wanted those Amidala fakes.
I never realized Twi'lek females have pods instead of ears
Did clone troopers have sex drives? Did they ever feel lonely?
Neimoidians couldn't search for the stuff they wanted so they tapped Naboo's internet and crashed it by accident which the Naboo took as hostile actions, a blockade and communications blackout, when all the Neimoidians wanted to do was jack off en-masse
yes and yes
>my wife's son
they're not his
they are sterile
as every clone should be
Ben, why do you keep saying random numbers after certain words?
The canon reason seems to be that the Twi'leks have had sexuality so ingrained in their culture (sexual trades and professions in their own and multi-race/species societies, seen as sexually desirable by almost every other race) that it's become a subconscious part of their daily life.
Most Twi'leks just have sultry body language, swaying their hips, giving light caresses casually, and dress provocatively without even realizing it. They feel super uncomfortable when they have to dress modestly.
And then there are all the rumors about their "head-tails" being erogenous zones...
>celibate
Jedi are clearly not celibate. Even Obi-wan had a gf or two.
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>HistoryEdit
>Clone WarsEdit
I remember reading in some terrible old EU bullshit that Twi'lek women didn't typically wear clothing unless interacting with someone from another race.
It's like an entire race of nudists or some shit.
Are you sure you weren't reading lewd fanfiction?
>... Although Twi'leks normally had two of those tentacles, one, some individuals had four of them, three.
Oh god I'm just imagining Luke confused as hell and struggling to follow along as Ben just rambles on, casually rattling off numbers like it's nothing.
He was a hermit after all.
Rey is Luke and Leia's illegitimate daughter. ALL THE PIECES FIT!
Yes. I read those shitty Clone Commando novels and one commando wanted to fuck this Jedi and eventually did. She was going to have his son before she got killed.
Worst four books I've ever read. I will just stick with non-fiction from now on.
>is that gay or just masturbation?
>touching your own dick and balls
I wish the clone wars had gone on for like 30 years. Long enough for an entire generation of clones to be completely and utterly useless when it comes to battle and reliant upon the state, then the separatists could have spawned their own clone army, so it really would be the clone wars and not just the war of Republican aggression against the peaceful Confederacy desu.
POST MORE AAYLAs
This is why the Sith or people not following either order are better. They can marry and do whatever they want, and their kids are basically guaranteed to also be force sensitive. Bastila and Revan had a strong lineage.
>KOTOR
Back to Sup Forums with you. Such a meme setting.
Honestly, it doesn't matter if they worse clothes or went nude. If you landed on Ryloth and exchanged some goods, you could get a Twi'lek slave to come with you, and probably be your wife. They're very subservient once they're controlled.
the one in the Rebels cartoon is fully clothed
I was joking, man.
She likes being choked a little. Just a fetish of hers.
ywn have a twilek loli slave
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>considering most people will form emotional attachment through sex anyways
hahahahahah what the hell are you a woman or something like that?
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Well unless you are a clingy bitch witch is prolly 90% of this board
How many sex-slaves did Sheev have?
I read that he was considered playboy and had a harem of best waifu's Galaxy could offer.
most betas certainly do
even "chads" do sometimes, because some of them are just looking for acceptance and someone who understands them cuz theyre even bigger fags than betas. sometimes
Basically thats standard clothing for Twi'lek females. Considering the race sells their own kind into exotic dancing and slavery.
Shes also probably about average for her race
Well if I was him I'd be fucking females from all races non stop all day and If I got aids I would switch to one of my clones and continue
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God damn Clone Troopers were badass as fuck, with the amount of fucking CGi in these movies it's a shame we never got like a Republic Commando movie or something.