Islam Thread

Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim

Salam, brothers and sisters. Let's have an Islam thread.

Some sources:

>text of the Holy Qur'an with translation
oneummah.net/quran/

>recitation of the Qur'an, includes text and translations.
quranexplorer.com/quran/

Some inspirational nasheeds:

youtube.com/watch?v=I8KSAtos-dk

youtube.com/watch?v=9LiN57nfjFw

youtube.com/watch?v=cIff7EB7pvc

youtube.com/watch?v=PIQSEq6tEVs

youtube.com/watch?v=gwBrR_G70RE

I guess I'm now a #Muslim

ALLAHU AKBAR

Hello Muslim brothers, what do you recommend making with bacon? Any good recipes? I was considering making bacon and eggs, but that's too cliché, I want to make something that EXPLODES with flavor

Ammonium Nitrate goes good with everything

>listening to music during ramadan

delete your post and submit to your local sharia patroller for punishment

Bacon is good. Idk why Muslims flip out about it.

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You can eat your donkey you inbred sister fucking hick

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How do I go about grooming banatu-l kafirun?

I was talking to my muslim friend and he told me that there's no obligatory pilgrimage on the lifetime of a muslim to Mecca but another person told me that it was.

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anyone know where this is? if so, please call the authorities to clean this up.

Why do you faggots hate dogs so much? They abused and just slaughtered 24 k9 security dogs in kuwait.

How are the Aussie deportees holding up?

Who cares its just a sandnigger book.

Taqiyya doesn't work here you fucks. Get out.

Sup Forums is a Muslim board now. Maa Sha'a Allah.

>please call the authorities to clean this up.

An appropriate course of action. Nobody needs to see that obscenity lying in the street.

The pig's head should probably get cleaned up too.

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Why do you hate crossdressers when Mohamed liked to spend time wearing Aisha's garments?

>Morocco

You'll probably be safe when the purges start, unless we decide to cross the straight and finish the fight this time.

You got off easy in 1492.

Am i able to covert to pisslam if ive received a valve from a pigs heart?

I lived in a majority Muslim community for 10 years. Ama.

Fuck is lam.

dog bles :DDDDDDDD

When will Sup Forums admit that Islam is right and the only way to save the world?

How have you dealt with living with them?

All you fucking degenerate muslims kill yourself now please.

Lmao

Ramadan Mubarak, Jew here. Why do you guys hate me so much?

Yes I'm serious.

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>tfw I'd be Muslim if I wasn't a fag

inb4 I'm hung from a crane

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atleast sage you fucking nigger

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what a shame

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Best source on Islam, should be everyone's first book: Stephen Coughlin's "Catastrophic Failure."

For every (You) I get I will rip another page out of a Quran I took from the library.

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burn them afterwards

beautiful picture OP.

in shallah, another time

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That man is very tall

Sweet

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which ones need to killed? can you id them?

OP here

>65 replies
>3 hours on the catalog
>second time I do this
>nobody noticed the hidden trolling
>AGAIN

Sup Forums proving to be retarded again