Was it autism?

Was it autism?

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Dude, creating a mess while watching a movie is one of life's little pleasures. There's simply nothing more pleasurable than making a big fucking mess, and knowing some minimum-wage servant, a sub-human, will be forced to clean it up, or lose his untouchable-tier "job."

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clean it, wagie

Fucking beautiful. They even have a hose indoors - messes like that probably happen often. That makes me glad.

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No, the wage cuck brought the hose and hooked it up. He just stepped back and had a breather, and decided to take a pic for memory.

Is that sweat? Just how fat was this person?

Judging by all the food, I'm assuming very fat is the answer.

>Just how fat was this person?

american

Literally niggers

How do you make your money then, user?

amateurs

i like to make toilet paper inventions i will use entire rolls to make stuff using piss and shit
just gives me a smile imagining some poor fucker has to clean up that disgusting mess

pic related my latest wacky contraption

those poor children

don't worry. Their suffering ends when she gets hungry and runs out of mcdonalds.

What kind of sick, twisted, minimum-wage fuck would want to remember that? Are they all so perverse?

>those poor children
Yes, I'm assuming they're dirt poor.

Step up your game faggot.

This was after the showing of Life of Pets.

faith in humanity = lost

Theres a special ring in hell for people like this

When I'm done watching a movie I just empty the remaining popcorn on the floor and around my seat. The trash cans are always full so what else am I supposed to do?

How could this happen to me~

6'4" Head Chef at my local Wendy's, making $130,000 an year.

poor woman is melting

WHY IS NOBODY HELPING HER, HER CHILDREN ARE OBVIOUSLY TRAUMATISED

grab the broom, wageslave

kids screenings were always the worst during my short time as a theatre employee

Who here /job creator/?

If we didn't make messes, they would all lose their jobs. They should be thanking us while kissing the bottom of our popcorn-covered shoe soles.

They had to install these signs at my local cinema because of dirty fucks like you. kys srsly

it should be legal to hunt those things

imagine if that breaks

I have a simple but tried and true method that I will share, you will need a safety pin and some gum

>buy the largest soda they offer
>sit near the top in an aisle seat
>poke a hole in the drink and set it on the stairs
>after it empties plug the whole with gum on the inside and get a free refill
>repeat

It's not fancy but it's almost impossible to get caught

Don't just stand there, wagie

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wtf is wrong with you people

Clean it up, you wage fuck.

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don't get meme'd, user

I assure you, these people never leave the house

Lol this

found the wagie

earn your 8 dollars, slave

>6'4" Head Chef at my local Wendy's, making $130,000 an year.

HE'S GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

you have showers in the movie theaters? why?

I refer you back to this post, user:

CLEAN IT UP
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My farts are absolutely rancid tonight, lads.

Go to the theater and gas them.

EARN YOUR 10 DOLLARS!

That looks like cooked mince. Mmm.

>making a living is a bad thing

Only on Sup Forums

It was barbaric subhumans desu

>2017
>buying popcorn when there's free stuff on the seats and floor

This is art

This. I walk into a theater room and pick up a large popcorn box on the floor and get free refills. Works every single time.

more like
>behaving like niggers is a good thing
only on Sup Forums

>spilling popcorn is the same as rape and murder

alrighty then

>being a slave is a good thing

only on reddit

>slaving your life away for some asshole until on your deathbed you realize your mistake
>leeching off your parents until they die and you get all their property


pick one

Jesus Mary and Joseph. This is next level

It's creating jobs for little wagies who have no other skills

>rogue one release night
>smuggled in pizzahut extra large, double sausage, extra cheese, stuffed crust pizza
>a 2nd large pizza with the same toppings as above folded into itself because I miss the P'zone so bad and this is as close as i can get now
>2, 2 liters of pepsi
>finish all by the end of movie
>leave all my garbage on the floor and on surrounding seats
>take a massive greasy pizza shit in my pants use hands to scoop/wipe it out
>wipe excess feces from hands on the seat
>go cleap up in the theater shower room

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>see guy shitting in theater shower room
>call the guards
>they use their theater branded guns which happened to be Alvin in the Chipmunk brand that night
>no one cares since it was a white guy and not something they could spin into a racist CNN newstory
>Jamal walks in with the mans popcorn too late
>fire Jamal

You guys do know that Robert will be on your asses if he catches you doing this shit right.

I do trauma and crime scene cleaning and this is worse than an unattended death

Who the hell is Robert?

The guy who fucks my wife

Makes good popcorn too

WHOOPSIES, I """""TRIPPED""""" ;^) SOMEONE REALLY SHOULD CLEAN THIS UP FOR MINIMUM WAGE PART TIME HOURS AND NO BENEFITS

Taco Bell?

Kek like every post on Sup Forums

Fake

Toffee or salted?

STFU SLUT!

*JAMS COCK IN MOUTH*


HMPF, NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YA, KID

>*greases self up in scalding hot theater butter*
>*start stripping and fluffing myself as I jog towards her*
>*drop to knees*
>*starts sliding on floor as my 3rd degree burns set in*
>*kick off ground and spin in the air, a good trick*
>*dick slides right under her falling body*
>*lands face first on my crotch*
>*burning dick melts her mouth and connects her to permanently to my shaft*
>Heh, cleanup on aisle ME.
>*go into shock and die*

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>that krillin

how the fuck does this even happen

Hunting is the wrong word

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Lol kys. I'm a pastry chef at McDonalds and we make $150K starting plus all you can eat hot apple pies. The custard and holiday pies too.

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Pick it up... pick it all up

>6'4" Head Chef at my local Wendy's, making $130,000 an year.

P I C K I T U P
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What soft drink do you guys recommend to make the stickiest mess?

hehe

Cum.

Mountain Dew for its congealed viscosity, Coca Cola for staining power

>go to the cinema with the mates
>horrible service when trying to get snacks and drinks pre-movie
>movie itself was shit
>no sound at some point because someone fucked up
>throw all our leftovers on the floor
>make sure to stomp on everything
>go to the bathrooms
>everyone shits in the same toilet without flushing
>add layers of toilet paper
>flush
>completely clogged and starts filling up
>throw a firecracker in that mess
>flush
>the bowl of the toilet shatters
>the brown, thick shitwater spills out all over the bathroom floor
>leave feeling like true men

CLEAN IT UP

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:3

hahahahahahaahhaahahahaha lkmdafo

Hunting whales is illegal according to international treaty

Americans cant even eat their food right, goddamn.

In Brazil, the cinema is usually clean, even after the movie is over and the staff didnt clean it yet.

/literallyme/

>shitting on top of another shit

Ugh, how can you do that

>shitting on top of another shit

Ugh, how can you do that

I missed these threads so much.

same. frozen was fucking cancer to clean up.

is this the new Postal sequel?

If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess.

>he only makes 150k at his McDonalds
Should have majored in math.

Rate my handiwork, lads.

>There is a trash can on the way out the door.
I'm paying to be there, you're paid to be there. Do the math. Every calorie I waste properly disposing of my own refuse is an affront to everything The United States of America stands for.