/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

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thanks

Michael Dukakis

Who's your favorite female fighter?

Good OP

even she's trying to be ugly she's hot

I would convert do Judaism just to be with Alexa Bliss

Anyone have the webm of Romero wanting the title shot?

This is literally the spammer

Relevant

Who is this?

no shit bud turby firsted his own OP with his bulgaria proxy for like a year straight lol

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Here's a webm of him with the belt

Paige VanZant.

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Bispingfags BTFO

#2 P4P

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Which fighter did you hate before but grew on you eventually? GSP for me

kek

#2 P4P

I don't get it, I like Romero and all but I'm not gonna force Romero threads constantly like you dorks do. Work on that content and get creative instead of using the same .jpg's and subjects. This guy here has the right idea but wrong message

whittaker is nightmare for bisping for sure court mcgee is a beast man 100%

Mate, it's a thread. The OP doesn't need detail or creativity, we just need a thread to talk shit

Conor

If the OP doesn't matter, why constantly spam Bisping in it?

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>someone make a thread
>okay, I'll do it

Let's revise, flushed, gadooshed, reported, flagged and deported to journeyman limbo.

What if the Bisping image fill up the only space OP has on his hard drive and that's all he has?
Be more considerate ffs

Why are you asking me? I've only ever made one thread and that was the Rory edition

Reminder

The OP is very important to those insecure Bisping fans ie. The name of their .jpg's (just a little reminder) etc.
Except it was an early thread doofus

This is the spammer.

>so many people worked by the Natty GOAT

Is it me or does Cain Velasquez move like a featherweight? I have never seen someone so heavy throw wheel kicks as fast as him, or go jab so fast after 5 rounds.

Didn't WIDEman ruin this guy forever on twitter?

Last I checked Bisping has been winning consistently while Weidman recovered after 3 losses by barely getting passed a fat WW.

spergy still complaining about the OP seriously dude?

it doesn't matter bud get over it lol

Implying Gastelum wouldn't heem Bisping, implying Bisping could make it out the 2nd round against Weidman alone

*doesn't struggle post USADA*

Last I checked everyone that Weidman lost against would have (or actually has) finished Hendo, and Bisping nearly got knocked out again by him twice.

>durrrr le bisbing is shit xD

Except he struggled against CB Dolloway, Thales Leties, and stone aged Cung Lee
You fool, Bisping is as reddit as it gets

*doesn't defend against a ranked contender for a year and a half*
*dabs*

But did Weidman finish of Luke? If I recall correctly, his face was a bit swollen and bloody

Oh you mean the only one that fought Hendo which was Mousasi lol

last time I checked Weidman came very close to losing four fights in a row and Bisping has not lost twice in a row even once in his career and he literally has more UFC fights as well as wins than anyone else

Alright, this is retarded. I made a new thread at 502 posts a few days ago. Then hours later the mods go through and delete a bunch of off topic posts then ban me for making a thread before the bump limit. How the fuck does that make sense? I swear these mods are actively getting worse. How can anybody anticipate the mods deleting posts to bring down the post count? If that's the case every OP has to be banned

>You fool

cringed

Why bring that up, Bisping got finished by Luke too, until Weidman gets rematch you can't say shit

Hendo was ranked

There he goes again with the hypotheticals

Kek do h8rs have any other arguements besides
>w-w-would've
>c-c-could've
>i-i-if

If you think that Romero and Rockhold wouldn't finish Hendo you're delusional.

>Weidman came very close to losing four fights in a row

What did he mean by this?

>Bisping has not lost twice in a row even once in his career

That's what happens when you fight cans for 95% of your career.

>you cant say shit

You can say Weidman got his shit pushed in by Rockhold which he did

Weidman got USADA'd and he's not as good as he used to be

Weidman lasted longer than Bisping instead of tapping from one arm like a bitch

You said everyone Weidman lost to has finished Hendo and that isn't true. Now you're backtracking. Congrats

Bisping KO'ed him twice

So 2-1 isn't that bad of a score

>this is a can to Australia

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Hendo would literally knock Romero out

Hypotheticals, like Rockhold fighting Bisping on a full camp?

You should try rereading the post.

ONE
TWO
THREE

**DAB**

How's it going people it's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee!

I've made my picks for some of the big fights coming up post-215.
HEERRE
WE
GO:

GSP/Bisping
I'm going with Bisking, the natty GOAT and all-round /ourguy/. GSP lost to Hendrix whilst Bisking is a natty legend-killer. Bisping takes it, despite being the slight non-favourite.
Having said that, Bisping sort of lost to Hendo. If you flip the rounds R1 with R5, etc. Hendo is definite winner.

Ferguson/Lee:
Ferguson takes it. I've gone into this before in depth so I'll skip it. 64% chance of Ferguson winning.

TJ/Cody.
Are you kidding me? Cody takes it no problem. Cody humiliated Cruz whilst TJ struggles to dominate fights against lesser opponents than Cruz. Watch the first 2 rounds of a TJ fight. He only ever does okay. Lets face it: TJ is the virgin TJ walk whilst Cody is the alpha Chad stroll.
Imagine how wet Cody's girlfiend was the night he humiliated Cruz. I assume she is on contraception, but in her mind she was begging for Cody's sperm to make her pregnant that night.
Rejoice, for Cody is /ourguy/.

Shogun/OSP:
OSP takes it. I literally can't even remember how I came to this decision but THERE WE GO.

Rockhold/Branch
I give Rockhold only a 64% chance of winnign this fight, despite him being a clear favourite. Branch is dangerous striking. Fortunately Rockhold is SOLID as a strike, keeps his distance well and lands hard shots, and so should be able to neutralise Branch. Of course he couldn't neutralise Bisping, but Bisping it the natty goat.

In other news:
Bisking: "UFC isn't racist. In fact, it seems like these days just being white is a crime" (paraphrased)
Truly /ourguy/, despite the fact that I like Tyrone.

How am I doing?
My boilers broken and I really want to quit my job. I stalk a girl who tried to shag me, on instagram, and she is out living life large travelling the world whilst I work a bum job and can't get a new job because of the Tories.

Weidman got embarrassed and has been too shit to get a chance to redeem it. Bisping redeemed his fluke loss and flatlined Puke

Before Silva, who was Bisping's biggest win?

Kelvin almost finished Weidman in the first, don't forget that

>Bisping fought cans
Dan Henderson x2
Luke Rockhold x2
Anderson Silva
Cung Le
Vitor Belfort
Wanderlei Silva
Chael Sonnen
Rashad Evans

Yes, such cans

tl;dr

>mention greatness once
>h8rs come with nothing but insecurities

Bisping bless

He lost to more than half those, answer this

you're welcome for this meme, glad you ran with it
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How good is Volkan Özdemir ?

Knocking out Strikeforce Middleweight champion and world champion kickboxer Cung Le

>Dan Henderson x2
Lost to
>Luke Rockhold x2
Lost to
>Anderson Silva
British judging
>Cung Le
fucking lmao he was 42 years old
>Vitor Belfort
lost to
>Wanderlei Silva
lost to
>Chael Sonnen
lost to
>Rashad Evans
lost to

Look at all those high quality wins for the Bispinator!

Cung Lee was like 45 and washed up, nice try

You didn't say wins, you said fought

He's fought monsters. Hardly 95% were cans

He looked terrible against OSP. TERRIBLE.
I'm waiting to see him go past R1 before I judge him fully.
It could be that anyone who can avoid his clinch can heem him because he gasses out.

So now you're backtracking again. Cute ;)

>He's fought monsters.

He's lost to monsters. Almost every single one of his wins were against cans.

>be Asian fighter
>start well
>showboat
>taunt opponent
>lose
Every time.

>only been 40 mins in the new thread
>almost 1/5 of the way done

Who said Bisping isn't a draw?

Again, reread the post. It's not very long. Here, I'll even link you to it:

>Last I checked everyone that Weidman lost against would have (or actually has) finished Hendo
>would have

That wasn't what you said, though. You said FOUGHT. He his last 3 fights were wins over Dan Henderson, Luke Rockhold and Anderson Silva.

Give the man a little respect. He was a gatekeeper for years and years and represents that 'never give up' attitude. If someone in 2015 predicted that Bisping would be champion in 2017, everyone would've laughed at them.

hmm I think his legs are his vulnerable point. We'll see.

You guys are literally seething over an English fighter and who he could or couldn't beat up.

Are you Michael Bisping's son?

>hes only fought cans

>wrong, see

>well he's only beat cans

Do you act this stupid to get attention here because you have none in real life? Genuinely the only reason someone is this stupid

WWE Raw women's champion Alexa Bliss

>w-wouldve

Prime Hendo wouldve literally murdered Romero and Rockhold

>be Bisping
>be the only clean fighter pre USADA
>do well and hold my own against skilled athletes in the LHW division
>be Bisping post USADA
>kicking ass and taking names
>most wins in UFC history

>Watching mandrama

Bisping would have knocked Romero out cold bud

Its entertainment m8. No need to be insecure over other people'a choices

>a win is a win
>Even if it's against old deleted fighters
Bispingfags everyone
Just like hendo did to Mousasi? (The guy Bisping was supposed to fight)

>Watching mandrama

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