一国两制 edition
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my gf
babestation
nofaps really hard lads
sue
bums
I'M DAVID IIIICCKEEE
China, a capitalist country disguised as a communist country
America, a communist country disguised as a capitalist country
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shite edition
david icke is going to have a good time :)
*pulls up next to you, steals your phone and wallet and splashes you with acid from a lucozade bottle*
>heh... nothin personnel, white boi...
middle one looks like the gentry
get a girlfriend ya fanny
*scrambles into the thread on all fours*
*spots you sitting in the corner by yourself nursing a pint*
OOOH
*gallops towards you at a frightening speed*
OOOH OOOH
*runs directly into your table and upsets your pint*
*begins lapping at the dripping beer on the floor*
*you make a feeble motion to shoo me away*
OOOHAARRRRRRR OOOOOOOOOOHHHH
*you flinch back and avoid eye contact while I lap up the floor beverage*
t. hong konger
pointless too
time to slather my knob in E45 and get my cummies
yeah richard always comes up with a few toughies
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if I walked away
Boy: no
She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: you're not pretty...... You're beautiful
Boy: i don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: i don't like you...... I love you
Boy: i wouldn't cry if you walked away...... I die if you walked away
Boy whispered: please stay with me
Girl: i will
*tonight at midnight your true love will realize he/she loves you
*something good will happen to you at 1-4pm
*tomorrow it could happen anywhere!
*get ready for the shock of your life!
*if you don't repost this to 5other comments...... You will have badluck in relationships for the next 10yearsWARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm 11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no friends... If you do not post this to 20 pictures you will die tonight at exactly 11:59pm. DON'T BELIEVE ME? A guy named Jake read this and laughed later that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be Jake do you? A girl named Sandra posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house... She asked her could she use her bathroom READ ! This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry 11 min. · Vind ik leuk Step 1- kiss your hand
Step 2- say your crushes name
Step 3- close your hand
Step 4- say a week day
Step 5- say your name
Step 6- open your hand
Step 7- repost this to 15 other pictures
Results- your crush will say they like you on the day you choose
the musing of a brainlet disguised as the musing of an intellectual
why are chinks making our threads, wtf?
just get an onahole you weird
>sportify is now available on xbox one
fuckin yesiiiii
I've tried this, it's utter shite compared to just wanking. Why bother?
>America, a communist country
got a cracker edition for the next thread lads, have to run it by the party first though xxx
president bogshart j. toilet
anime
read every single word in this post
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i jus gave my nigga head
basically my views on certain ethnic groups
autistic communist teenagers have begun supporting North Korea and claiming its actually a 1st world paradise which is hidden by Western propaganda
someones larping and making the threads early because its just that interesting and very very funny
Chinese sleeper agents are posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
holy shit durmpf btfo!
it's not a paradise, it's certainly worthy of support against american warmongering though
baloompf impeachment soon lads
Wanted Trump to win but he's seriously the worst ever POTUS
bit gay
President Shart
what do the swedes think of the hives? are they like our arctic monkeys?
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who /underage/ here
what's bad for septics is good for us tbqh
you're doing it wrong then because it's immensely better than wanking for me
not a single yank post this thread. thread quality has seen a significant rise
good news lads the party approved my next edition
This desu. FUCK Flonnand Flumpf (not my president) and FUCK wypipo
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Are these men?
good lord
FOUT
Democratic People's Republic of Britain when lads
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whats up ladies and gentlemen of youtube, boogie2988 coming at you once again through the power of the internet
soon poppet xx
what party?
What's up dude?
these are my favourite posts tbf
no it isn't
the leaders of the DPRK are punishing the beleaguered population, using them as a human shield while they piss about with nukes, letting them suffer the brunt of the sanctions and withdrawal of aid. what a bunch of psychopaths.
autistic communist teenagers are here
4, 1, 3, 2
business idea: knock down the west midlands and greater london and turn it into farmland
I've just eaten a box of Aldi chicken wings in bed.
I'm drinking wine from a box.
I'm listening to David Bowie.
Is this true freedom, or a hedonistic illusion within systematic oppression?
"I'm still here, battling depression and obesity and all things depressing and miserable and that's what this video is going ot be about"
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is this a spoof account or does a real nork run it
i want to believe
the CPC, every time I make one of these editions my superior has to approve them
wheres quickdraw
/brit/ is a monarchical general
haven't done a proper poo in yonks
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My entire family thinks I'm gay. I've overheard my mum on the phone telling her friends that and my older sister has on several occasions insisted that she would accept me no matter what (just saying that out of the blue not even in context of anything). When my cousin came out as gay they apparently asked him when I'm coming out.
It didn't help that I wore skinny jeans (I'm scrawny as fuck so they fit like normal jeans) and had a pair of floral print shoes.
I recently got my ears pierced too.
So now sometimes I fuck with them by being like "can I talk to you about something?..." and them being like "oh yeah of course anything!" And then say some mundane thing like I'm going away with my friends for the weekend.
One day I'll officially come out as straight.
3 looks nice
she has horrible taste in shoes but the face is pretty
phwwoar middle right
boogie2988 is probably the most reddit person alive
2 3 1 4
1 3 2
The Holy Roman Empire
absolute STATE of "ladies" day
>2017
>the skinny jeans meme still hasnt ended
can't tell if this is an ironic gay post
there are single mothers [spoiler]from Liverpool[/spoiler] who weren't born when this song came out
youtube.com
wow
Shitting yellow liquid with occasional chunks, myself.
Reckon I've damaged my liver, desu.
you got someone waiting at home for you?
that Lucie-jean, she's the one for me
hes the fat cunt who eats jars of mayonnaise right
uhh sweety? /brit/ is a communist general xxx