雷锋 edition
/brit/
that chink was made up
pewdiepie here
qi lai lads
ordered a chinky
flat earth is real
you shut your mouth you dirty jap
>early
slags
bought some enamel strengthening toothpaste for old people because i've noticed my teeth are getting chipped where i grind them
im just telling you the fact
that chink was fake
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do i get a kebab delivered to work?
*takes a sip
you know that confident pumped feeling you get after a long social day
normies feel this 24/7
Lei Feng was as real as daylight, he was loyal to the party and revolution, an ideal role model for all citizens of China.
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fuck off normie twat
bender cucumber
>holy fuck i found some ants having like a meeting on my wall
>there were about 30-50 of them, all clumped up together, tightly confined like a crowd of normies at a concert or a school of fish.
>then i blew on them and they scattered into their normal ants running in a line behavior. cant help but think i interrupted something important.....
ye mate i got a dominos on the way
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bought some anal strengthening toothpaste for old people because i've noticed my anus is getting chipped when i go on grindr
poo in mouth,,
poo in heart...
when I was a security guard I'd get takeaway delivered all the time
you that london lad?
get a lot of vitamins A, D, and K2 and eat foods that contain calcium and avoid unhealthy food and drinks, easy enamel fix
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No. Fuck off normie.
was there some event or something recently?
most pore
this one was getting married
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NEED a chubby slag gf
no I live in manchester
sue
want to see some fit cats?
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spoiler that hog
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kys
polish bird tinder update:
i started off with
>your indonesian flag is upside down
we are now currently engaged in discourse. think i pulled it off lads
last had a wank over 12 hours ago so yes
>tfw enlightened
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should have mentioned she has an emoji of the polish flag in her profile
NONCE
absolute state of british women
>so spoiled by Sup Forums that I assume all women in porn have a dick until proven otherwise
>tfw used to be the phoney before finally losing it
don't think I ever got figured out either
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doesn't make me care any more mate
i'll leave you to it
unironically would
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I NEED A CHINESE BF
im just a bit shit at seducing women. too awkward and shy plus im a bit of a nerd despite being tall and moderately attractive with a decent physique.
where does that place me?
not a virgin either
Lads, i am not a fan of this thing normies call "work"
Fuck off normie
please care.
Roll?
drunk again
not without seeing a pic of her
normal
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stop posting this image you fucking imbecile
thought you were in denmark
>talking to polish chicks
>"are you from poland or monaco?"
>"wow, user. not many people from america know what poland or monaco are :)"
ive used this before get some fresher material
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no you haven't do one
no....?
toca la coca
normie cunt fuck off
Toil starts in 5 mins. Ahhhhhh.
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I'll be useful, sir
*does one*
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ah right
working security at the moment lol
ultimate comfy job
向雷锋同志学习!
well i dont feel normal
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bit sad
who is she? link?
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>toil at 11:45 pm
grim
it was alright
I got really good at doing sudokus
virgin willy:
>5.9 inches
>curves left
>tiny flaccid
>phimosis or circumcised
>can only piss after waiting for a minute at the urinal
>often has piss stain on boxers
chad cock:
>7 inches
>curves upwards
>doesn't even wear boxers (he's not 15)
youre probably just saying this as an epic meme. and hella funny it is too!
but if not then thats quite worrying; worrying that you immediately associate any young woman with children sexually
I have the greatest urge to fucking slam your face into a concrete bridge and turn you into mince meat for the rats you little spammy cunt.