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雷锋 edition

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that chink was made up

pewdiepie here

qi lai lads

ordered a chinky

flat earth is real

you shut your mouth you dirty jap

>early

slags

bought some enamel strengthening toothpaste for old people because i've noticed my teeth are getting chipped where i grind them

im just telling you the fact

that chink was fake

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do i get a kebab delivered to work?

*takes a sip

you know that confident pumped feeling you get after a long social day

normies feel this 24/7

Lei Feng was as real as daylight, he was loyal to the party and revolution, an ideal role model for all citizens of China.

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fuck off normie twat

bender cucumber

>holy fuck i found some ants having like a meeting on my wall
>there were about 30-50 of them, all clumped up together, tightly confined like a crowd of normies at a concert or a school of fish.
>then i blew on them and they scattered into their normal ants running in a line behavior. cant help but think i interrupted something important.....

ye mate i got a dominos on the way

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bought some anal strengthening toothpaste for old people because i've noticed my anus is getting chipped when i go on grindr

poo in mouth,,
poo in heart...

when I was a security guard I'd get takeaway delivered all the time

you that london lad?

get a lot of vitamins A, D, and K2 and eat foods that contain calcium and avoid unhealthy food and drinks, easy enamel fix

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No. Fuck off normie.

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was there some event or something recently?

most pore

this one was getting married

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NEED a chubby slag gf

no I live in manchester

sue

want to see some fit cats?

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spoiler that hog

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kys

polish bird tinder update:
i started off with
>your indonesian flag is upside down
we are now currently engaged in discourse. think i pulled it off lads

last had a wank over 12 hours ago so yes

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Interesting read.

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>tfw enlightened

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should have mentioned she has an emoji of the polish flag in her profile

NONCE

absolute state of british women

>so spoiled by Sup Forums that I assume all women in porn have a dick until proven otherwise

>tfw used to be the phoney before finally losing it
don't think I ever got figured out either

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doesn't make me care any more mate

i'll leave you to it

unironically would

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I NEED A CHINESE BF

im just a bit shit at seducing women. too awkward and shy plus im a bit of a nerd despite being tall and moderately attractive with a decent physique.

where does that place me?

not a virgin either

Lads, i am not a fan of this thing normies call "work"

Fuck off normie

please care.

Roll?

drunk again

not without seeing a pic of her

normal

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stop posting this image you fucking imbecile

thought you were in denmark

>talking to polish chicks
>"are you from poland or monaco?"
>"wow, user. not many people from america know what poland or monaco are :)"

ive used this before get some fresher material

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no you haven't do one

no....?

toca la coca

normie cunt fuck off

Toil starts in 5 mins. Ahhhhhh.

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I'll be useful, sir

*does one*

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ah right
working security at the moment lol
ultimate comfy job

向雷锋同志学习!

well i dont feel normal

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bit sad

who is she? link?

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>toil at 11:45 pm
grim

it was alright
I got really good at doing sudokus

virgin willy:
>5.9 inches
>curves left
>tiny flaccid
>phimosis or circumcised
>can only piss after waiting for a minute at the urinal
>often has piss stain on boxers

chad cock:
>7 inches
>curves upwards
>doesn't even wear boxers (he's not 15)

youre probably just saying this as an epic meme. and hella funny it is too!
but if not then thats quite worrying; worrying that you immediately associate any young woman with children sexually

I have the greatest urge to fucking slam your face into a concrete bridge and turn you into mince meat for the rats you little spammy cunt.