This man comes back from the dead and asks you to show five best pieces of music of your time. What songs will you show to him?
No reddit tier humor like 6ix9ine or lil pump.
This man comes back from the dead and asks you to show five best pieces of music of your time...
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i show him this board and then he kills himself
probably anything tim buckley put out in 1970. his two 1970 albums, in my opinion, are some of the greatest glimpses into the artistic genome ever. listening to live renditions of those tracks it's stunning how much of it was left to improvisation, but also somehow meticulously crafted.
honestly most of what I would show him is scarufficore
probably tylo be chillin
Shostakovic: Symphony No 15 (1971) [classical]
Karlheinz Stockhausen: Gesang der Junglinge (1956) [classical]
Charles Mingus: The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady (1963) [jazz]
Boulez: Repons (1980) [classical]
Carter: Symphony of Three Orchestras (1977) [classical]
i would present him the new mozart: grimes. the 5 songs: oblivion, genesis, be a body, realiti, dream fortress
4'33"
Petzold's Minuet in G Minor
The Haas tone poem about Eric Garner
ask him why he keeps droppin bozo shit if he knows if aint chopped up its slopped up
6ix9ine or lil pump
Obviously id show him the closest Modern Equivalent to the same timeless musical masterpieces he made, Elseq 1-5 by Autechre
That's not "our age" though. You're full of shit if you think that stuff has affinity with any significant portion of our current society.
>reddit tier humor
you mean whats actually popular and which best displays the current music climate? is that what constitutes a "reddit" joke?
fucking faggot
I'd tell him that people still listen to his music BUT that we have only gone backwards since he left us.
Carly Rae Jepsen's Emotion
Beyonce Lemonade
Micheal Jackson Thriller
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
The Beatles Abbey Road
i second this, all of it
>One of the biggest names in Western Art Music will be uninterested to hear the most acclaimed/recognized works of the last century.
But dude, he is ALIVE
lmfao, but some derivative, flavor of the month indie or "experimental" hip hop release is worthwhile right?
>the last century
Exactly. The LAST century. Not THIS century. You're not living in the last century anymore.
I show him the entirety of Ys.
Radiohead - Creep
Death Grips - Anne Bonny
BROCKHAMPTON - GOLD
Throbbing Gristle - Persuasion
Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling in Love
how did i do guys xD hehe
Um sweetie... we're interested in Mozart, not me, I think he'll be okay with stuff from the 1900s. But in all seriousness here, we aren't even a fifth of the way complete with the 21st, why not just show the guy the entirety of the 20th?
>back form the dead
You're not fooling me, Wolfgang.
Soft Machine-Third (1970)
Popol Vuh-Hosiana Mantra (1972)
The Cure-Disintegration (1989)
Harold Budd-Avalon Sutra (2006)
The Doors-The Doors (1967)
OP explicitly asked for our time. Stockhausen and Boulez are not "our time". They are 50 years before "our time".
He is an idiot but he never actually implied this.
You're an idiot and you need to go back.
hol up, is this scaruffi's list?
I would start by playing him a record of his own music and wait for him to get over the fits of crying and laughing that would take place as he adjusted to the idea of music coming out of boxes on the wall with no one performing it. Then, maybe, I'd think about playing him something modern.
mbv - Only Shallow
mbv - To Here Knows When
mbv - When You Sleep
mbv - Sometimes
mbv - What You Want
I'm being 100% unironic, desu.
Jiggle dem juicy tits like antennas ta heaven.
why not show him an actual minimalism piece rather than a watered down and rockified one?
Giving him 5 pieces/albums without giving him any context of the 20th/21st century art or pop music will prove nothing to him.
Then you should consider ways to take your own life.
He probably wouldn't be able to read it desu
>Karlheinz Stockhausen
>Boulez
>Carter
Do you want him to fucking kill himself.
Swans - To Be Kind
MOZART IFFY UH
GOT A STIFFY UH
i could definitely second this.
here's my attempt:
>The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
>David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust
>Stevie Wonder - Songs in the Key of Life
>Nas - Illmatic
>John Coltrane - A Love Supreme
oh wait it's supposed to be songs? i'm a fucking cuck desu
Bitch please, baroque music was the rock of its time.
Oasis - Wonderwall
Scorpions - Wind of Change
Danny Elfman - Batman 89 theme
Outkast - Hey Ya
Smash Mouth - Walking on the Sun
xd lol
Name 5 better songs
Lo Fi Hip Hop Beats to Relax and Study To
Serious answer:
Avro Part - Spiegel im Spiegel
Gy!be - Sleep
Low - Lullaby
Swans - Helpless Child
Talk Talk - New Grass
id show him lil pump or gucci mane just so i could get a glimpse of the disgusted look on his face
can you imagine showing him this video and telling him that this guy is considered a musical idol in the year 2018
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pretty sure if you showed this video to a politician of the era and said this was the future. once he got back to his original time he would send the navy out to africa to genocide the whole continent
>showing your music to Mozart
>right after that he improve it and mock your taste
Not trying to go for best, just trying to go for coverage.
>Songs
1. Led Zeppelin - Dazed and Confused
2. Yes - Close to the Edge
3. Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through the Grapevine
4. The Flaming Lips - Do You Realize??
5. Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
>Albums
1. The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
2. Frank Zappa - One Size Fits All
3. The Avalanches - Since I Left You
4. Ennio Morricone - The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Soundtrack
5. Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon
Petzold died before Mozart was born you dipshit
mozart - being from ages ago - would be terrified by grimes' alien synthy music and her aesthetic. he couldn't even handle it. imagine mozzie listening to omega youtube.com
I'd tell him that he doesn't want to hear music of "my time" and that instead I'll show him good music that has happened since he's been dead:
Beethoven- Grose Fugue in B flat major for string quartet
Debussy- 12 preludes
Bartok- String Quartet No. 4
Duke Ellington- Early Ellington Compilation
Charlie Parker- Best of Dial and Savoy Recordings
Herbie Hancock- Maiden Voyage
Brad Mehldau- Ode
lol you're such a huge loser
Good response. Just add some Stravinsky, even from his neoclassical period.
You know how old I am? What's my favorite color too while we're at it?
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>debussy
OH NO NO NO
>popshit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mozart would be intrigued by Debussy. He may not like it necessarily but I have a feeling he'd get it.
judging from the amount of venom and/or retardation from the post, I would honestly wager he'd suggest something of that caliber, though it is just my hunch.
ebin roast
Edgy talentless trash who refused to get a proper job.
He was deaf, not blind
It wasn't him you stupid fuck.
Songs:
Beatles - Eleanor Rigby
King Crimson - Red
Bob Marley - Redemption Song
Spandau Ballet - True
Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun
kek
and this is why he'd kill himself
It is currently February in 2018. You are living in the present. You are not living in any other time. It doesn't matter how old you are, your time is now.
HOOM is objectively a better album
Boards of Canada - Nothing is Real
The Prodigy - Weather Experience
Underworld - King of Snake
OPN - KGB Nights
Tears for Fears - Woman In Chains
1. That's not true
2. You only show 5 songs
>Death Grips? More like
>*FART* *FART* *FART*
Blackbird
God Only Knows
Master of Puppets
some John Coltrane
Leftfield, Release the Pressure
I think he'd dig it.
A Day in the Life
Xtal
Tabula Rasa
Venus in Furs
Accordion
Not my favorite songs, but it should capture the last 50 years in music well
Gucci gang
Bad Blood
Best of you
triggered much by the truth?
she earned more in a year than you will earn in your entire lifetime. how does that make you feel, neet?
L'il Pimp
6ix9ine
Eminem
Death Grips
3 Six Mafia
...
>not understanding a very basic joke
I guess you mean albums rather than songs.
Aphex Twin-Come to Daddy
The Mars Volta-De-Loused in the comatorium
Animal Collective-Fall be Kind
Venetian Snares-Chocolate Wheelchair
Sufjan Stevens-Seven Swans
I wish I could show him one of every genre of music that didn't exist in his time, but I guess this list is good enough to honestly make him kinda dissapointed, though I'd wager he'd dig early Aphex.
I would apologise for the last millininea that none were born who could best him let allone recreat even a simbilace of what we lost after his death.
Umm... Tchaikovsky sweetie.
I would put my hand on the shoulder of his 4'6" frame, grab my phone and play him this video while smiling at the terrified and perplexed look on his face
Not the wall? Disgusting.
kek
kys pleb
It’s pretty well known he frequently browses here.
kek
Pet sounds might sound great for him
I'd show him Venetian Snares and blow his mind
The Beatles - A Day In The Life
Kanye West - Runaway
Debussy - 12 Preludes
Miles Davis - So What (kind of blue version)
Eric Dolphy - Hat and Beard
How far into detrimentalist do you think he would go before wishing he was dead again? I think he wouldn't make it to flashforward.
Show him Hajnal and try to convince him that it's classical music.
>implying Mozart is dead
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Or alternatively the first half hour of this:
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The entirety of Boris' Flood.
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Aaron is unironically a musical genius. I bet he could write a symphony if he really wanted to, but I doubt he would ever want to.
I would just show him some free jazz
I show him a record and he loses his shit regardless of how good the music is.
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Antonio Vivaldi - Four Seasons
The Beatles - Revolver
The Velvet Underground and Nico
The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
Miles Davis - Kind of Blue
Television - Marquee Moon
Why? That came out even before Mozart