Do I have to be a meme rapper in order to hit an ass of this calibre?

Do I have to be a meme rapper in order to hit an ass of this calibre?

yes

might as well put a hole in some tupperware and fuck it

glad to see I'm not the only one that does this

a plastic thot? what calibre are you currently existing in you dumpster of a human?

No, just work hard, get money, develop some useful skills like a foreign language or woodworking, build a successful career, dabble in a few hobbies, improve your emotional maturity, hit the gym at least three times a week, cook healthy meals for yourself, and enjoy life to the fullest. Then you'll tap some serious ass.

>implying you wouldn't

i literally wouldn't

That sounds like a lot of work...

You would

i'd fuck her ironically but she's really not hot to me

id let her suck my dick. big difference between someone who would fuck her and someone who wants to wife her. gross dude, get better taste

Ok asap ferg

how did you extract wanting to marry her from that post?

blacked

that's not a big butt
THIS is a big butt

How do you guys reckon that feels like?

like fucking the lumped up outer layer of skin of a rhinoceros

what about this one

because if you made a thread about this basic thot you obviously are thinking about her in your free time which is a huge enough L to make me think you would wife her if you had the chance

fat girls make up like 80% of the US female population. not hard to find or bed.

she's not thin but she's actually kind of impressive

That one probably feels better but unless you have a nigger tier dick length, you probably won't get to the hole with ease

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t. virgin

So... good?

OHHHH MAMA