Yanqui here, considering traveling to Southern Brazil and Uruguay...

Yanqui here, considering traveling to Southern Brazil and Uruguay. If I fly into São Paulo and take a bus or something south along the coast, am I going to get robbed, kidnapped, raped, or shot? I'm tall and very pale white, so I feel like I'll stand out badly.

Also, how are crime and corruption in South Brazil, overall?

Will I see tons of niggers, or are most people white?

I want to go to Oktoberfest in Blumenau real bad.

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Dem faces doe...

No, it is pretty damn safe in the areas tourist related, the only places that you would have to evade are places that tourists would never go anyways.
South Brazil specially you will have no problems there.

Corruption is still a big thing but finally some people are getting punished for it, so we might see some changes in a few years to come.

Now first of all, if you're white you won't stand out, around 50% of the population is white.

The chances of you getting robbed in the middle of the day are really low, almost never happens, only happened to me when I was walking alone at night (once in SP).

That are a lot of brown/pardos and white people here, actual blacks aren't that common.

And the best places to live in my opinion is in the south states, Santa Catarina, Rio Grande do Sul and Paraná.

You'll be fine in São Paulo, it's the 2nd safest state in the country. As long as you don't fall for those guys that trick tourists into wasting their money on useless stuff. There isn't as much "favelas" here as there is in Rio.

When you leave São Paulo you'll reach Paraná, you should be more careful there as it is most dangerous state in Southern Brazil, just stay away from poor parts. It's the place where you will see most non whites in the south.

And then you arrive in Santa Catarina, it's the safest state in country, it's where the oktoberfest happens, you'll be fine there, you will still see non whites because there's going to be loads of tourists there, but they won't do much harm, don't fall for any trickery.

Rio Grande do Sul will be the same as Paraná, just safer. enjoy the view.

Have this to have an idea of what states are dangerous:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brazilian_states_by_murder_rate

Chicks here like Americans thou, talk even a little thing with a accent and you will score

Thanks, anons. this would be in the 2018-2019 timeframe.

Is there such a thing as a guide who will go out drinking with me and chase women? How easy is it to find...a certain white powder in the south?

>tfw I know I'm scum

This one also works
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Brazil

This. You'll be fine OP. Also, Blumenau is pretty great.

>Is there such a thing as a guide who will go out drinking with me and chase women?
Depends on the guide you get. But you are a forgeiner, woman here are kinda crazy for them.

>y is it to find...a certain white powder in the south?
....Then you might wanna risk your life going to the poor parts.

>he felt for the 'South is white' meme
Some of the most violent cities are in the South

You mean the capitals? That is true anywhere, capitals are going to attract bad people.

>....Then you might wanna risk your life going to the poor parts.

Lol, that's part of why I want a guide. I can just see my pale ass getting kidnapped, beat up, and forced to withdraw money at ATMs.

To be honest, my entire view of Brazil is based on "Cidade de Deus" and "Tropa de Elite." I know that'd be like basing one's view of America on "Goodfellas" and "Casino" or something, but it just sits there in my mind.

Blumenau looks super nice though, and your women are beautiful. Might just have to make this trip. Thanks to all of you who replied.

I think people generalize Brazil waaay to much when it comes to crime
I live in Santos( Sao Pualo State) pretty big city and I was never even closed to getting robbed, even walking at night on the strets, the only black people we have here are a handful of hobos and even them politely ask if you have some change to give them.

You'd have to visit the historic/more traditional areas. Big cities tend to be bland and uninteresting. I'm from Caxias do Sul, it's lovely, but boring. I'll show you some of my favourites.

First places you should visit in Rio Grande do Sul are in the Serra Gaúcha region. Those are the Highlands located at the northeast of Rio Grande. Beautiful scenery.

Pic related is located in Gramado, at Mundo a Vapor.

You'll be fine as long as you keep your wits about you and realise some people will kill you like it's not a big deal. Just be careful who you talk to and avoid situations where you will be stuck with them. It's a really disarming society in that everyone is so nice, buts it's all for show

>vaporworld

kek

Yeah no wonder why you think going on a trip to BRazil is "a big risk"
All that those movies do is show the poorest of the poorest part of the country beeing violent
It is like if all my udnerstanding of America was based in movies postraiting black poor Detroit gang members
Reallity for everyday people in ok areas isnt like that at all

Why do I like shit vapor art so much

If you're looking for drugs and prostitution, just stay in your isolated American shithole. You won't be welcome here and I'm certain your mindset is the typical American tourist who knows dickshit about our culture, is loud and shows no respect to the locals, throwing trash on the streets, smoking in interiors and being overall American.

Americans are like clockwork. The Portuguese, Spanish, Italians and Germans are amazing people. Americans are all the same sack of shit and should be banned from visiting Rio Grande. You're bottom-tier humans, in all honesty.

Go to Rio de Janeiro instead, you'll be more than welcome and you'll fit right in. American sack of shit.

go to the Northeast if you want some underage concent, but beware of the robing niggers.

How much further you go south, proportionally it will be the increase in living standards, education and safety, besides the gorgeous women descendants of european immigrants.

>All that those movies do is show the poorest of the poorest part of the country beeing violent
>It is like if all my udnerstanding of America was based in movies postraiting black poor Detroit gang members
>Reallity for everyday people in ok areas isnt like that at all

I know that, mentally, and that's why I made the comparison to basing one's view of America off of Italian mobster movies. I know it's completely wrong, but if all you ever see about Brazil is favela life and crime, it does have an impact.

Look at it this way, I want to go to Brazil SPECIFICALLY to learn more about the culture and to see the beautiful parts of the South. I like to drink a lot, as well.

Drugs are a distant and secondary concern, , and I've never fucked a prostitute in my life because I don't need to. There's no need to be as buttblasted as your post appears to make you. I've traveled to various foreign countries in Europe, and am trying to broaden my horizons by visiting the parts of South America that are worth a shit.

I just like to party and get drunk while I travel, as I'm sure your much-regarded Portuguese, Spaniards, Wops, and Krauts do. There's no need to be mad.

Here you go, I made this one myself

No Fuck you, people here are nice to Americans and usually the ones who come here are nice.
I worked at a retail and already helped a some American costumers.
People in Brazil are very welcoming with foregners, you will be treated very well.

You'll probably not be robbed or stabbed and most would be whites(at least the iberian kind of white).

Oktoberfest is shit. Tons of niggers from North came and turn everything to shit

>he thinks huemonkeys have a culture

Sure, if you mean surviving a zombie apocalypse. Brazil is a violent shithole, huefag. Your people are genetic garbage, barely useful as slave labor, and even then who wants to invest money in a crime ridden wasteland where the police can literally be bought off with cash in hand.

You'll never know how beautiful and secure North America is, poor deluded monkey.

You primates just stay right there, squatting in your decaying hovels.

There's a reason you rarely see Brazillians outside of Brazil. Only the absolute wealthiest people ever get out, and virtually none of them are dark skinned jungle savages like you and your family.

Not drug addicts.

They always neef to go to the shitiest part of the city to get drugs, and crime is commom near drug dealers

I thought this would be the case. I actually do know that Brazil is not just favelas and Rio de Janeiro.

Fuck off, faggot. You disgrace our country.

Most of the posters here aren't even Southerners to begin with, you just keep throwing that "WE WUZ WHITE ARYANZ" garbage, obviously nortista.

And regarding OP, I feel Gaúchos should be more like Catarinenses when it comes to troublesome tourists, more specifically Americans and Australians. Last time I heard of an Australian messing around with the locals in Blumenau it took one straight in the eye. Australian subhumans never again.

I feel we should act more typically HUEHUE against them and keep them off this territory altogether. Americans are no different than Nordestinos and should be banned from ever entering these states, tbqh.

There`s some really great food around here, Brazillain Stakehouses serve MEATS IN SWORDS dont miss that

Get fucked, Brazillian transplant.

You aren't American, juan.

FUCK YEAH. They have one in Denver, Colorado here that I ate at, and it was staffed by actual Brazilians. The food was delicious af.

There's tons of these hipster shitholes in LA.

It's just fucking grilled and marinated meat, and it's overpriced and overrated as fuck.

American BBQ is far and away better food.

Once again - fuck off, faggot.

I always make sure to recommend America as the #1 spot to my friends living up north.

I agree with both of your last two statements, but the food was still very, very good. It was pricey though, like $28 per person.

>american bbq
>better than picanha
>better than chicken hearts
>better than even a fucking well-grilled alcatra

Yeah, nah.

I bet there's nothing in this world that pleases the BBC more than the American woman.

Dont forget your money will be worth like 3.5x more here

I need the sauce for this

>eating grilled animal leftover parts

top BR cuisine jajaja

Yes, it's overpriced. Literally a few slices of meat for 30 bucks. It's really just there to be 'exotic' food. In reality, it's not exotic at all.

I can smell the favela on you still, huefag. You don't fool me, darkie.

I don't want this to become a pissing match, but American BBQ is the best way to cook and serve pork in the entire world.

Come on, man, be better than my dumbass countryman.

I saw that in my research. Supposedly a top-tier meal for two is like 200$R, or $60 American. That shit would be awesome.

Die in a fire, scum.

America, the negro paradise.

>I bet there's nothing in this world that pleases the BBC more than the American woman.
Considering the popularity of BBC porn in America, I'd say American men like them more than American women.

>picanha
>leftovers

Top. Fucking. Kek.

Ain't no better place for a negro than the white American uterus.

Take a flight from São Paulo to NAVEGANTES airport, and from there a short bus to Blumenau. You should be fine and you will have a great time.

Just avoid Rio de Janeiro like the plague, because that shithole is the cancer of Brazil

and your amerifat ass will never be able to leave detroit, you fucking deluded dumbass.

>American BBQ
Did you mean American BBC?

You're American, you will be shot regardless

He's probably thinking of Southern Brazil as a last resort to date white women. Hopeless American white boy facing desperation.

Brazil, the negro homeland.

Yeah, must be painful having to deal with shit like this on a daily basis, my American white boy friend.

Jesus, somebody from your own country insults MUNDO A VAPOR and you turn into a cuck spammer? How fucking mad are you right now? And why?

Calm down, fuck!

Just another day in glorious Brazil.

Wew. If only I was a negro, I'd take the first flight to America and get that green card from some stupid white American girl. White pussy rampage 24/7, just watching them shitting nigglets like crazy and hopping from hood to hood impregnating all dem PAWGs.

You two faggots are why this board sucks now. Flags should be banned, but Hiroshimoot won't do it because the mods are scared of what used to get posted here before flags were a thing.

Fuck both of you.

>Gif me sobe white South Brazilian pucc pl0x1111 gif me sobe placc 2 visit pl0x111 i be white 'merican boi i need white womanz i feelz so d-feat pl0x 1111

Hmmmmmmmm... really makes you think what goes through the mind of the average white American girl.

>60%
>87%

just try to search on google for QQB in the image section and then churrasco (brazilian name for BBQ), and then take your own conclusions

Dude fuck off

dumbasses trolls, destroyed the thread with stupid stereotypes.

While the muslim filth rape both our and your little girls.

gezzz wtf happend there kkkkk

>over 1300 likes all from white American girls
Wew, that'll make a boo-boo in the broken heart of the average American white boy.

I think this is actually from Africa.

Just a brief reminder you'll always be perceived as an cultureless depigmented nigger sack of American shit in our territory. You fuck around, matter of time before a local Gaúcho bloke gives you one in the eye and you'll crawl back to your American shithole.

Better stay there where you belong, repulsive maggot.

OK, bro. Do you feel better now that you've shitposted so much cuck shit?

>sour grapes.jpg
You can be sure that no decent white man has ever flirted with her.