/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

get the fuck out of my sunlight alex edition

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Diogenes was a nigger
t. Plato

>plucks chicken
BEHOLD A MAN

what exactly sticks out about an apple tree to you other than apples

as a man who sells apple trees i assure you they look like most trees

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All normies must move the fuck away from my sunglight

pacito a pacito
suave suavecito
despacito

Hilo
Latino

Because it doesn't even look like a regular tree, it looks like Yggdrasil with two fewer branches

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where is his penis

consider it western legends leaking through the subconscious of the painter then i guess

Posting anime makes Robert E Lee roll over in his grave.

anime is a southern pastime

>t. triple yankee geographically

typical gai boi from Memphis, TN area

Alaska is the 21st century dixie.
Succession is inevitable

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hey bud

where are my sissy trailer park dwelling hillbilly bois?

>succession
eloquent, as your most famous governor
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DEATH PANELS

I'll see you in walmart.

ill be the one on the scooter runnin you down boy

I lived in a trailer but it wasn't in a trailer park

saved

fuggen adorable :D

How fast are the scooters because I could probably get away with 1 leg.

hows work? how's balt?

didn't get the job :/

and /balt/ is still /balt/. Were you there when the kiwi posted his new toy?

I'm listening to Lynryd Skynrid and Allman Brothers right now, do you guys like it?

And can you recommend me some other dixie rock bands?

kek

ive honestly never seen one go full out

apparently walmart had youtube purge everything labelled "walmart scooter" because when i typed that shit in i got nothing but fags on razor scooters

and then this gem

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STOP posting anime and gay.

:( about the bad news.. i was not. give up some info on the kiwi and what happened

I've never seen anyone use a scooter except for on videos of fattys

here bro
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ive seen old folks on em

never a hambeast

and then theres a very nice greeter with a severe case of cerebral palsy at one of the walmarts in town who has one occaionally, but that guys just a dude who got dealt a bad hand in life

There are fuckloads of people who ride them here

he bought a buttplug but didn't like it so he bought a dildo. He posted pics of it

I think he said something about not being able to cum with it but I didn't stick around for long after he posted the pic

>cerebral palsy
Is that what it is?

He's a nice guy tho

I have nothing against people with actually problems using them, but fattys need the exercise and probably could break them

were lewd pictures posted?

I don't think so

correction, he liked the buttplug but wanted a dildo

I've seen a 90 year old WW2 using one but it's mostly just hambeasts

from my understanding poor dude had his symptoms start in his early twenties

he was a basketball player before that

but he's got a job he seems to enjoy, which is better than being shut around inside

true that

Fun fact: me and Arkansas are actually the same person, I'm just from the future

do you like your buttplug more than him?

You stole that image from me.
Pay the royalty fee

>argentinians
>californians
>alaskans
>turks
>midwesterners
>southron denizens of Dixie

excellent thread so far

god damn it

im an immortal caveman from the past

does that mean conway the third is the only one truly from the present?

jam with me /dixie/

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I've never used a buttplug

Georgia boi reporting in

welcome to /dixie/ bud
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*Jams but not with you*

you should tkae it out of your closet and finally give it a go

Did you survive so long because of your paleo diet? And I don't actually exist in time at the moment. I've been out of class for a week and a half and days are already running together.

That picture really just encourages me to want to smoke weed, tired of getting ghosted by degenerate women desu

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you have no CHOICE but to jam to tunes such as these

I don't own one

And I have a bf now, I don't need synthetic trash when I have the real thing

The only thing more degenerate than a white woman is a gay white man

i was granted immortality by otherworldy being in exchange for a favor, which i dread and they have yet to collect

>conway is sent back from the future
>im immortal from the past
>conway the third is from the present but surrently exists outside the space-time continuum

how on earth will we stop the molemen from taking over the world

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this one tho
>god daaaamn

have you seen him today yet

Yeah, he's in the other room watching tv

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the GREATEST

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Well, women won't be degenerate with me, so I have to either expand my options or give up degeneracy entirely and start reading the Bible like Turkbud

I wonder if that space-time disruption is why that EU4 game didn't work
can't even stop the damn molemen in EU4

What was that song you posted the other day that I said I liked

why are you in separate rooms? same room now

>I have to expand my options
Enjoy the hiv desu

Just come to UCA and try to fuck someone you meet in the library

Because I was trying to get Fallout New Vegas mods working...

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no! same room now, or else..

im afraid i dont recall

I think the guy was in a poolhall

I'll go back and look in the archive if I have to

do you recall what the song was about?

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Scott Joplin's a pretty good /dixie/ musician, he really doesn't get enough credit these days

that also seems like a good way to get hiv or get thrown out of the library, but I'll give it a go nonetheless when school starts back up

no...

It's not in the archive either and I don't care enough to go to another website

Yeah but the hiv rates for white women are a lot lower than 40% of the population

well unless you recall any details idk senpai, i post a lotta songs

read my mind you triple nigger

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Found it

*reads ur mind*
GAAAAAYYYY

dude i posted that exact song here

>i posted that exact song
Don't fucking sass me

>conway telling people not to sass

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maybe I'll get lucky and just get chlamydia or gonorrhea, not like that's what's stopping me anyways

both of you stop posting anime NOW

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300,000 YANKEES STIFF IN SOUTHERN DUST

Reminder that men are objectively better than women in every way so long as you don't pick a slut

no
i fuggen love that song
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Anime posting is bad.

Well Virginia left so you're going to have to bitch on your own

this

>keep talking about anime posting
>brings more on
>repeat forever

Sup Forums

congay got loose please pick him up

Your out numbered weeb boy.
Thats how you keep these threads alive.

delet

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look I made an anime for you

might just dump all the butt pics I've gotten from /hm/ on /cum/ one day

pls no

Why

It won't affect you

RIP to Arkansan lad Glen Campbell :(

he was a gud boi

this is a wholesome general

are butts even allowed on Sup Forums?
don't go getting banned now

On /cum/ silly

I deleted it but I usually takes several hours for Janny to earn his hotpockets