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/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends
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Diogenes was a nigger
t. Plato
>plucks chicken
BEHOLD A MAN
what exactly sticks out about an apple tree to you other than apples
as a man who sells apple trees i assure you they look like most trees
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All normies must move the fuck away from my sunglight
pacito a pacito
suave suavecito
despacito
Hilo
Latino
Because it doesn't even look like a regular tree, it looks like Yggdrasil with two fewer branches
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where is his penis
consider it western legends leaking through the subconscious of the painter then i guess
Posting anime makes Robert E Lee roll over in his grave.
anime is a southern pastime
>t. triple yankee geographically
typical gai boi from Memphis, TN area
Alaska is the 21st century dixie.
Succession is inevitable
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hey bud
where are my sissy trailer park dwelling hillbilly bois?
>succession
eloquent, as your most famous governor
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DEATH PANELS
I'll see you in walmart.
ill be the one on the scooter runnin you down boy
I lived in a trailer but it wasn't in a trailer park
saved
fuggen adorable :D
How fast are the scooters because I could probably get away with 1 leg.
hows work? how's balt?
didn't get the job :/
and /balt/ is still /balt/. Were you there when the kiwi posted his new toy?
I'm listening to Lynryd Skynrid and Allman Brothers right now, do you guys like it?
And can you recommend me some other dixie rock bands?
kek
ive honestly never seen one go full out
apparently walmart had youtube purge everything labelled "walmart scooter" because when i typed that shit in i got nothing but fags on razor scooters
and then this gem
STOP posting anime and gay.
:( about the bad news.. i was not. give up some info on the kiwi and what happened
I've never seen anyone use a scooter except for on videos of fattys
ive seen old folks on em
never a hambeast
and then theres a very nice greeter with a severe case of cerebral palsy at one of the walmarts in town who has one occaionally, but that guys just a dude who got dealt a bad hand in life
There are fuckloads of people who ride them here
he bought a buttplug but didn't like it so he bought a dildo. He posted pics of it
I think he said something about not being able to cum with it but I didn't stick around for long after he posted the pic
>cerebral palsy
Is that what it is?
He's a nice guy tho
I have nothing against people with actually problems using them, but fattys need the exercise and probably could break them
were lewd pictures posted?
I don't think so
correction, he liked the buttplug but wanted a dildo
I've seen a 90 year old WW2 using one but it's mostly just hambeasts
from my understanding poor dude had his symptoms start in his early twenties
he was a basketball player before that
but he's got a job he seems to enjoy, which is better than being shut around inside
true that
Fun fact: me and Arkansas are actually the same person, I'm just from the future
do you like your buttplug more than him?
You stole that image from me.
Pay the royalty fee
>argentinians
>californians
>alaskans
>turks
>midwesterners
>southron denizens of Dixie
excellent thread so far
god damn it
im an immortal caveman from the past
does that mean conway the third is the only one truly from the present?
jam with me /dixie/
I've never used a buttplug
Georgia boi reporting in
welcome to /dixie/ bud
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*Jams but not with you*
you should tkae it out of your closet and finally give it a go
Did you survive so long because of your paleo diet? And I don't actually exist in time at the moment. I've been out of class for a week and a half and days are already running together.
That picture really just encourages me to want to smoke weed, tired of getting ghosted by degenerate women desu
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you have no CHOICE but to jam to tunes such as these
I don't own one
And I have a bf now, I don't need synthetic trash when I have the real thing
The only thing more degenerate than a white woman is a gay white man
i was granted immortality by otherworldy being in exchange for a favor, which i dread and they have yet to collect
>conway is sent back from the future
>im immortal from the past
>conway the third is from the present but surrently exists outside the space-time continuum
how on earth will we stop the molemen from taking over the world
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this one tho
>god daaaamn
have you seen him today yet
Yeah, he's in the other room watching tv
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the GREATEST
Well, women won't be degenerate with me, so I have to either expand my options or give up degeneracy entirely and start reading the Bible like Turkbud
I wonder if that space-time disruption is why that EU4 game didn't work
can't even stop the damn molemen in EU4
What was that song you posted the other day that I said I liked
why are you in separate rooms? same room now
>I have to expand my options
Enjoy the hiv desu
Just come to UCA and try to fuck someone you meet in the library
Because I was trying to get Fallout New Vegas mods working...
no! same room now, or else..
im afraid i dont recall
I think the guy was in a poolhall
I'll go back and look in the archive if I have to
do you recall what the song was about?
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Scott Joplin's a pretty good /dixie/ musician, he really doesn't get enough credit these days
that also seems like a good way to get hiv or get thrown out of the library, but I'll give it a go nonetheless when school starts back up
no...
It's not in the archive either and I don't care enough to go to another website
Yeah but the hiv rates for white women are a lot lower than 40% of the population
well unless you recall any details idk senpai, i post a lotta songs
read my mind you triple nigger
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Found it
*reads ur mind*
GAAAAAYYYY
dude i posted that exact song here
>i posted that exact song
Don't fucking sass me
>conway telling people not to sass
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maybe I'll get lucky and just get chlamydia or gonorrhea, not like that's what's stopping me anyways
both of you stop posting anime NOW
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300,000 YANKEES STIFF IN SOUTHERN DUST
Reminder that men are objectively better than women in every way so long as you don't pick a slut
no
i fuggen love that song
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Anime posting is bad.
Well Virginia left so you're going to have to bitch on your own
this
>keep talking about anime posting
>brings more on
>repeat forever
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congay got loose please pick him up
Your out numbered weeb boy.
Thats how you keep these threads alive.
delet
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look I made an anime for you
might just dump all the butt pics I've gotten from /hm/ on /cum/ one day
pls no
Why
It won't affect you
RIP to Arkansan lad Glen Campbell :(
he was a gud boi
this is a wholesome general
are butts even allowed on Sup Forums?
don't go getting banned now
On /cum/ silly
I deleted it but I usually takes several hours for Janny to earn his hotpockets