Why does handegg get a sticky but for champions league final we had to have 10 threads?

Why does handegg get a sticky but for champions league final we had to have 10 threads?

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Don't post it

because Sup Forums is an american football board, and if you dont like, then leave

lmao @ ur life

POST IT

how hard are you reeeeing right now kek
enjoy your stay from reddit, though. it'll be like this for the next 5 months

Based.

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Sup Forums = sports
/asp/ = american shitsports
fixed that for you

Tom brady

Because Yuros are oppressed on this board.

American posts account for over 50% of this boards content

stop reminding us

Just me, or does she look like she brutally eat clitoris?

so? we cant get a sticky for most important match of the season? in june we had like 10 threads and threads after the match thats enough for a sticky

no

This is an American site. The mods are American. Moot is American. Hiro moved to American upon claiming ownership of the site.

yes

Most first worlders filter the povertyball threads, wouldn't be surprised if the mods do the same.

how do you know the mods are all american exactly

>p-please pay attention to us

Ahahahahaha fuck off yurocuck

Dumb Yuro, i'm glad i'm not on the same continent as your pathetic ass.

Pooooooost it

They all used to congregate in New York with moot. I imagine this is one of the reasons Hiro had to move to America.

jannies are wherever, but for actual moderators it's nice to be an actual room with them when discussing protocol and measures.

The greatest English empire since WW2 happened in NEW England

just join in on the amerisport discussion like I do mate, pic related

DONT post the roast

Literally what was she trying to convey with this expression?

why do you have a picture of a twitch whore

i said DONT

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WTF i love vegan now

see you in 3 days pal you did good mate

>Why does handegg get a sticky but for champions league final we had to have 10 threads?

Why does the NBA finals get a sticky but for the WNBA finals right now we had to have 10 threads?
Why do the americans and soviets get to redraw the lines after ww2 while we slavs get balkanized again?
Why does handegg get billions of dollars in advertising but for champions league we had to have 10 logos in arabic on our jerseys?
Why does medical science keep trying to cure cancer but here in serbia the outbreak of pinkeye cant be stopped by our local witch doctors rubbing plants on our foreheads?
How come I can find parts for the F-150 no matter the year or model, but I cant a dildo stick shift for my fucking puegot in New Mexico?

thats what you sound like

posting the roasting should have a ban exemption

This is the only American eagle that matters

perro caca as well

>cant appreciate a nice female ass

>canadian

I'm so surprised

every time

I'm like

how is it so bad?

every time

Is this the porn thread

How can terriers even compete?

All shitposting aside, there was also a sticky for the premier league opening game.

>0-0 games
>"""exciting""" """sports"""

>obese black men hugging each other
>""""sport""""

it all stems from the quintessentially american cuckfetish tbH

"I have the meat!"

>only American
>israeli

Oh vey, checks out...

115-113 games aren't exciting until the final 10 seconds either desu

>implying that divegrass players can even get up after being hit by those beasts
also running around a field and kicking a ball is just PE practice and takes no intelligence. also aren't most euros recruiting blackies because they are better at soccer than euros? talk about being cucked at least our blacks are homegrown blacks

Because mods wanted to protect the board.
While for Champions League they wanted it to contaminate and kill everything on Sup Forums

actually its because only a dumb amerifat would want to mod FOR FREE.

and yet neither of my sisters have been raped by roving gangs of muslims, my local strip mall doesnt serve doner, and my local airport hasn't been blown up.
then again brown subhumans favor soccer just as much as europeans to mitigate their lack of athleticism and appeal of 0-0 ties to keep the local populace from getting excitable.

Im trying to get into NFL but its really difficult. All the adverts don't apply to me living in UK as we dont really need 200 different types of fast food.
What should I do?

>and yet neither of my sisters have been raped by roving gangs of muslims
that's because you and your dad already did, cletus

>really difficult
because it's a thinking man's sport nigel
>dont really need 200 different types of fast food
and you dont really need to fly emirates do ya m8?

Have you tried finding a British broadcast? Maybe they have ISIS airlines ads overlayed for you?

>and yet neither of my sisters have been raped by roving gangs of muslims
maybe step outside for abit

Watch the international feed, limited commercials and usually a comfy group of failsons commentating back in studio.

>average divegrass fan
Just stay on your subreddit if handegg threads bother you that much.

>thinking man's sport
then why do they never think for themselves but simply run wherever the obese white guy with a clipboard tells them to run?

at least you called it handegg :-)

see
>why does the country that discovered electricity and invented flight, the internet, television, radio, nuclear power, get to plant their flag on the moon? here in yurop we give out participation trophies in french, english, german and arabic after a 1-1 tie ends a game

>Le 52% childless amnesty man
Your family isn't getting raped in the streets because your mexican culture favours infamily rape

>some of those inventions
>America
lmao American education strikes again

At least we're good at sports we invent. Maybe Trinidad will go easy on you in the world cup.

>At least we're good at sports we invent.
n-no bully, this is below the belt

>lists things invented by Brits and Germens
>brags about the most useless achievement in the space race
>american education
pic related

Guess which country still exists?

you've been raped by dr.goldberg when he mutilated your dick as an infant then sucked it off

That America exists in name only. Recent events evidence how the us of a is now a loose meaningless confederacy that no one wants nor respects. Hence the constant riots and upheaval

>implying that shithole is anything to be proud of nowadays
I'd take Russia over the US any time, Dilma

They invaded your homeland before America did, Mohammed.

It was for your benefit, the game would've had like 20 threads at the same time and you stinking yuros would cry about it. Mods did you a favor by limiting the opening NFL game to one thread.

ben franklin discovered electricity so we could read the declaration of independence by fluorescent lights instead of depending on nigel to come by with whale oil to light the street lamps on st crispins day
and the fucking wright brothers were trying to develop a way to drop leaflets of how to not suck royal dick over the poor remaining subjects of the crown

BASED
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>ameriblob education

The Internet, the first powered flight, nuclear power, television were not German and English "inventions." Radio was an Italian one, so he's incorrect there.

We also won the Space Race. The moon was the brass ring. None of that other shit mattered. In the context of the Space Race, it was thought the first country to land on the moon would soon colonize it and thus reap all the economic and military advantages that would come with that.

Yes, the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan predates any hostile US actions in the Middle East, I'm sorry your imam lied to you.

>A pack of sweaty shifties feel each other out
>the american mind gets excited
>Amidst the ethnic chaos a black bull grabs an egg shaped ball
>The american microdick covered in fat finally feels something post-circumcision
>pacey negro runs for a minute before being tackled by a fat man
>The american feels prideful of his fatrolls
>2 hours of advertisements
>The american arteries clog

eplel got one aswell

>Yes, the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan predates any hostile US actions in the Middle East

Shit, Rambo gave a shot out to the Mujaheddin in one of the flicks for bravely fighting the Soviet aggressors.

just imagine that no matter how beautiful a woman is, she might have this thing lurking in her pants. game changing realization really

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_astronauts
a few dozen people piggybacking on pity from powerful nations
vs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_astronauts_by_year_of_selection
enough people to fill an actual sports stadium and had a basketball team named after them

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_American_soccer_players_by_US_state
americans so inferior that they can dominate at this
"sport"
vs
enough europeans to fill a liferaft in professional american sports

Because they are fat retards

>Sup Forumsedditor
That explains a lot desu

You're also forgetting the most important invention of the latter half of the 20th century: The transistor. American made.

Must kill Yuro scum like this Belgian to be using an American invention (microchip) that uses another American invention (operating system) to use another American invention (Internet).

Here's where the Yuro confuses the WWW with the Internet. You don't need the WWW to use the Internet.

>Stealing nazi technology makes you superior
Huh

no stomping the nazi's out by actually participating in WW2 and not having a fucking fascist rule over us for decades after our own civil war which was won by not begging other nations to send troops to do the fighting for us makes us superior you fucking puto

>stomping the nazis
>this is what americans are taught

Sure thing my hispanic brother. Betraying your principles by aligning yourselves with the communists, allowing a swarm of feral drunks and the worst filth of central asia to destroy europe is all justified yeah, all so that your sister can shag niggs and your son gets bullied by mexicans in his all brown school.And what is operation paper clip

Yuro vs Murrica threads are just not the same without Australian false-flagging.

Flags were a mistake

What Nazi technology is the transistor, Internet, and software based on?

And if you want to get cute, Von Braun's rocketry ideas were lifted from Robert Goddard.

>implying there's something inherently wrong with fascism
>implying the US didn't bandwagon on an already won war when they joined in
>implying the decision to join wasn't made by zionists who were promised Israel in return
>inb4 le back 2 Sup Forums
this is well established

also how about you inbred fucks stop meddling in wars if you're so proud about having fought your civil war by yourselves

How curious it is that americans seemed to have the greatest tech edge just after they kidnapped or bribed all those german scientists but this brilliance has slowly faded down as these germans die of old age

Settle down Leopold, no one can rape your sister if you cut their hands off

aren't we have Chelsea celebration epl sticky? and Manchester city back in the day? world cup too. Mods still asleep maybe?

>Spaniard
>A Nazi fanboy

First of all, you would've been in the ovens. Second of all, I don't understand how a dipshit, syphilis infected failed artist manchild (who was probably homosexual) who was retarded enough to think he could win a war on two fronts against two military; who believed in the silliest occult nonsense, using such nonsense to justify his actions; who was too stupid to understand Nietzsche; who called physics "Jewish Science;" who burned books, and who killed off Germany's best and brightest still, in the year 2017, has such a devoted cult ready to exhume his suicided corpse and suck his 3 inch cock.

The guy was a total moron, and the Nazi regime was cartoon levels of stupid. Find a new hero, Paco.

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All those German scientists are dead. And we still have 6 times the amount of living Nobel Laureates as any other country.

Their "tech" was also overrated. Most notable is the jet engine. After all the Jewish scientists went into exile, their science stagnated. You know what they started doing? Looking for the Holy Grail, building a Dowsing Institute, and bringing Astrologers and Tarot Card readers into the fold.

Like I said, we were thinking of putting a man on the moon in the 20s via the ideas of Robert Goddard while Germany was still nursing their wounds from getting their asses kicked in WWII.

And:

>America
>Was technologically innovative before WWII.

Who are the Wright Brothers, Thomas Edison, Bell Labs, IBM (fun fact, IBM gave Germany punch card tech), Henry Ford, Philo Farnsworth, etc, etc.

>who was retarded enough to think he could win a war on two fronts against two military
>what is the molotov-ribbentrop pact
please refrain from discussing history until you've finished middle school

>getting their asses kicked in WWII.

*WWI

Jesus man, you are absolutely retarded.
>rapes your country
>HE DINDU NAFFIN LA