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thoughts on this former ufc champion

How is JJ so cute while also not being cute?

kindly title these faggot mandrama threads /heem/ so it doesn't miss the filter

It is titled heem

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Bisroid/scat spammer on suicide watch

TELL ME ABOUT BUNGO STOOB

is he a good fighter?

Being rude doesn't make you cool.

This is the spammer

Reminder.

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>Max won the pretend belt against an injured, exhausted from the weight cut Pettis who wasn't even the number 1 or 2 contender

>Max won the 2nd pretend belt from an injured gassed Aldo through one of the most pathetic stoppages you'll ever see

BLESSED ERA

Is this card STILL a ppv

Aw hey man you're still here. I thought you left.

Are you staying put for irma then?

I'm not Springsbro my guy, I live in the northeast.

Finish his opponent

Don't like Pettis

*gives you a neck massage mid fight*
*ref stops it*

100%, UFC will announce main event CM Punk v Lord Lobov for memeweight belt.

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what might this illness be. horrible weigh cut?

It must be hard to be aldo fan, carrying around seat donut with you all the time, never being able to sit comfortably anyways

Chicken pox

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McGregor got BTFO
as agreed.

the Bisroid spammer actually belongs there desu, and he takes up half the general

you mean chicken box

Lobov is fighting Fili headlining the polska card

Why is everyone in the last thread saying UFC is kill

Not an Aldo fan either, keep trying

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Who can beat Max?

jaded losers

Cowboy v Till is headlining surely. UFC sucks, but is not that jewed yet r-right

because it is fast becoming mandrama, as frenchie put it
>Fake champs, interim belts, Champ not fighting real contender

Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>wow bro I get KOd by a BJJ guy but I'm fersure better than Khabib
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding
Bonus: Mauro Ranallo
>mentally ill (confirmed bipolar) cuck who works for a shit company like Showtime and enjoys mandrama
Ariel Helwani
>instigator; should quit MMA journalism and pursue a career with TMZ

Sup Forums Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory
Bonus: Brendan Schaub
>multi millionaire who turned a successful fighting career battling legends into superstardom
Dana White
>does everything for this sport and its fighters; a pillar of integrity

that had to be thee most movie-like possible ending to the featherweight conner saga

The goobster could probably beat him again
Too bad he can't make 145 anymore
This post is the most reddit thing I've ever seen, and I only gave it a glance.

Another cancelled PPV main event, meaning the new main event features a champion who Dana unjustly threw under the bus and hasn't promoted at all since. Between the company constantly alienating fighters and shit like the Reebok deal, they're on a downward slope.

Is there any fight that the UFC could put on 215 to save the card?

So nothing financial or serious

looks like columbus here is right.

Ngannou vs his elder

Conor Mcgregor, Chad Mendes, Frankie Edgar.
Max cant finish people he has to hold them down and land soft strikes, won't work on any of them

I bet you're really upset about Borg pulling out.

Conor is responsible for the highest PPVs in the UFC but also its downfall

*tips* surely this megacorp is going to taste your katana of fairness and good sportsmanship

"Straight Edge" CM Punk vs "Powerful" Joe Rogan

I bet you're really upset I insulted your shitty post

Me if I can ever be bothered to cut to 145 again

Surely they could find dj a replacement in a day, couldn't they?

>Implying I pay for UFC anyway

I don't want to see them die and they're in too strong a position right now for that to happen but the sale, losing Ronda and Jon Jones and an increasing number of people leaving for better pay aren't good signs.

>losers
>not enjoying mandrama
pick one and only one

niggernope would literally kill overeem, i don't understand why this is being pushed. he has a glass chin and ngannou is like rumble. no technique but a lot of power and aggression.

what a worthless statement
you will complain and that's all you'll ever do

at least Conrad has some talent, even if deluded. Bisroid is promoted for being Dana's personal toilet paper

Good thing we're not talking about mandrama and you're the only faggot bringing it up

Everyone's got a plan until they get kneed in the face

I mean he did drop aldo and got in a dominant position. Im sure if you watch the sport longer youll understand what that means.
Pettis was hurt by max and couldnt continue
>Conner
Can he make 145?
>Chad Mendes
deleted chin
>Fwonkie
Im excited to see this match up. If he wins it would fuck up the division since he has yet to beat ado.

i love reem but you need to explain to me how the fuck you think he wins that fight

>entertainment over skill decides who is "champion" and gets title shots
kys abbo scum

This post was the most virgin thing I've ever read

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155

don't even reblog me anymore you shortsighted turk diaspora piece of shit.

You're making it seem like he has no chance for some reason.
I'd imagine it going something like his fight with JDS.

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>furtitties selling their shares.
>champs begging boxing for money
>champs begging for money
>champs not defending at all
>events feeling watered down with subpar regional fighters while top 5ers like Rory and Moose are let go
>lack of marquee names
>injuries and roids everywhere
>no clear contenders apart from recycled names
>WME's Ari Jewdenburg mugging fighters at PR events (see perry at the fighter retreat)
>losing all influential personnel from the past decade
>losing brian stann, goldie, and rogan leaving us with Corm "sucks akas dick" Corm, The Grish, Anik, and autism Dom who is great but needs someone with a personality otherwise he sounds like a robutt.
>LHW a mess
>LW a mess
>BW a mess
>Heavyweight is a wasteland and Steep is a faggot
>The only good champions are Cody, JJ, Tyrone (who's also boring), Bisping.

She looks like she's about to do some obscure Eastern European anal scene.

Anyways, I think Reem is wilier than people give him credit for. We've been seeing the veterans defeat the athletic new blood this year.

He could fight reis or cejudo on the card but he already beat them both.
Lets say baby pettis was ready he wouldnt be able to get his medicals on time.
Also mighty manlet would just say that he would need time to prepare for an opponent so he wouldn't take the fight

I wish Nate would get this meme-match over and done with, only having one more fight (resulting in a loss) against his superior.

Ngannou can be grinded out easily, but against another standup fighter that can't take a punch

Overeem will make ngannou look like the best heavyweight that ever lived

>Borg gets sick
>jds gets popped
Which one is next? We have a while. Will Amanda drop? What the fuck would Dana do of she Did? This card is fucking awful.

R8 my walkout song
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Don't post your own, nobody cares

>w-watch the sport longer n-n-newfag!!
HAHAHAHA
>Pettis was hurt
Yes by the weight cut and hurt his hand, he gave up after Max kicked him in the groin for the 2nd time and just curled up while max slapped him for the finish
>Can he make 145
Yes
>deleted chin
Doesn't matter Max hits like a bitch
>Fwonkie
uhh go to reddit

shiieeeet

Get that paper.

You're pretty much walking out to getting your ass knocked out lol
And fuck you, here's a walkout song youtube.com/watch?v=Cvy7MWjfVPE

>he gave up
sad!

Man I'm so insecure about my small hands, even pillow fisted Nate has big hands I'll never hit hard

Her only accomplishment was knocking out a mediocre fighter with a literal retard coach

Fwonkie PEDgare is heem
Also a pillow fisted Diaz rocked conor
If max beat conor in the rematch you would make the excuse that conor was drained and that he would get fucked at 155.

You don't have to knock people out to win.
Make sure to open a huge gash over your opponent's eye and win via TKO (doctor stoppage).

>not caring about sport, talent, accomplishments, honour, only money & entertainment
Judaism: the post

I liked her 194 Q&A

>responding to the same post twice
Boy I sure do hope you're on a proxy and forgot to change it.

>If max beat conor in the rematch you would make the excuse that conor was drained and that he would get fucked at 155.
THIS DAMAGE CONTROL HAHAHAHAHAHA
You wasn't even a fan of Max until he became champion

No, greece just really hates money

stop sperging about muh mandrama and post more bisping getting heem'd

Makes sense
Either way the guy is unemployed

any1 else thing Alves is going to beat Perry???

at some point, we have to stop giving attention to the spammer, which is what he wants. anyway, since you posted the one arm-submission, here's the 2nd funniest one

Nope, it's the Platinum Era

based mayhem
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bought a ufc pop

>pop
pic related is literally a better figure

They still haven't realised odds for Gilbert

Spicy banger for sure.

>I want to see the real one he's still sexy even if it is small

>the user name

lmfao

Giblert is -115.

Burns sorry not Melendez

>Cerrone claims he's knows nothing about his opponent Darren Till

I think I've seen this episode before

That's how it usually works. Odds for everyone but the headliners won't be out till Monday. What's your guess?

Cerrone 1st round