Heaviest album of all time?

Heaviest album of all time?

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>hipster entombed

not even the heaviest slayer album

This one.

so what is it ?

t. nu-male

they sound nothing like entombed

Objectively it's Jane Doe. You can say that I'm wrong, but you'll only be lying to yourself.

>Objectively it's Jane Doe

Hell Awaits

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>The true answer

thrash isn't even the heaviest metal genre

there's stuff like this
youtube.com/watch?v=dUEAMSnoXiQ

not that it's good or anything

earth 2

tsss what's the heaviest fawkin song of all time?

I'm tawkin so heavy only tha fawkin devil can lift it tsssssssssssss

Fuck outta here Chip.

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tsss fawkin sawkcucka!

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bruhbruh that's not even nails' heaviest album tho

Now THIS is some heavy shit, their new stuff is good too

you're all soy and none of you know what real heavy is
This is the fucking bee's knees
doom metal is for pussies, slam is for morons, black metal isn't heavy at all, and anything with direct punk influences is a meme (bolt thrower grew out of their dumb grindcore shit so they dont count)
classic dm is and will always be the heaviest shit on the planet

easy

Not him, but agreed.
Best one too

What about technical death metal

personally it's not really my thing but it's closer on the dm spectrum depending on what band
shit like necrophagist is pee pee but nile is bretty fucking heavy

This and their first album felt like as if the guitars were crushing my head.

this is the correct answer

their first album was a fucking classic rock/sabbath knockoff you goon
are you sure you don't mean CMF, their second album? or was the s/t really enough to "crush" your head

Yeah probably.

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cringe

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heavier than three deaths in two familys

heavier than two deaths in three familys

Nice, but doesn't feel as raw as Public Castration.

Wrong, all of you

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Yeah I was going to post Public Castration, which is louder and more pummeling, but Real Love is much angrier, and even rawer in some respects. You can hear the breathing of the guy who brought in the recording equipment, he sounds afraid. Plus the poor quality makes Coward sound like a recording of an industrial blast furnace with a crazy man screaming into it.

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Was going to post this. Even for Sunn O))) this is a punishingly heavy album

probably some meme slam that sounds like shit

idk if id call it the heaviest, but it is very fucking heavy either way

everything posted itt is flat as fuck

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If that's the case then I'd legitimately like to see your pick.

Only one that comes close of the ones that have been posted so far, the rest are soyboy picks.

The way of all flesh is heavier though

Heaviest album i've ever heard that is actually good

lmao at everyone ITT
Entombed and Dismember are definitely two of their most obvious influences. Not liking them doesn't change that.
This.
Probably their least heavy album.
heh

This is probably the heaviest album in my library, I guess. It's certainly not my favourite though, and the heaviness arms race is just a stupid dick waving contest. Some of the absolute heaviest stuff I've heard was simply awful musically.

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How is this any heavier than the next tech death album?

Heavy is entirely the wrong adjective for this album.

How so?

You are like little kids
Watch this

THE HARDEST

Its tough to put into words but, all "contest of who can be the heaviest" aside, I feel like this, and really a lot of Musique Concrete doesn't really have a lot of weight to it. Sure its challenging and esoteric music for the most part, but much like a lot of more complex jazz, I just don't feel that heavy is a term that really describes it well.

>all these metal fags

>Not being able to admit that metal is the genre where 'heaviness' is the most abundant.

Plenty of musique concrete is fairly sparse and cadential, creating eerie desolate soundscapes. Persepolis sounds like the entire planet being compressed and collapsing under the weight of itself. I wouldn't really compare it to other musique concrete or electroacoustic music outside of maaaaybe Luigi Nono or Wolfgang Mitterer.
Good post.

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>Plenty of musique concrete is fairly sparse and cadential, creating eerie desolate soundscapes.
Again, just not what I would call heavy. Eerie and desolate to me are not synonymous with heavy.
>Persepolis sounds like the entire planet being compressed and collapsing under the weight of itself.
Not at all what I get when listening to it, but I suppose its just a difference in interpretation.

No, I was saying... Ugh. I agree that sparsity isn't heavy. Persepolis isn't sparse was the point I was trying to make. Anyways.
Yes. The fucking riffs on this one, bruv.

>No, I was saying... Ugh.
Sorry, I missed that. Thought everything I said I still meant, I think we just are interpreting heavy as something slightly different.

This is the correct answer

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i mean c'mon was YOUR pick literally made into a popular meme years ago
this is the logical conclusion

The only real answer to this thread is a toss up between these two, or you're just a delusional soyboy
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*blocks your path*

The logical conclusion to rhythmical music

great albums but idk about heavy

KEK

>1:51
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Was creating a playlist of the top songs from most of all the albums posted here for my own use, figured it'd be nice to share :

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wow some people really misunderstand the word heavy

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You are all little babbys. Watch thiss.
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Neurosis - TSIB
uh check please?

great album but it's almost the opposite of heavy

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Heavier than 10 000 nigger dicks

Sounds p soy noy heaviest at all

Things that are soy according to Sup Forums:

People who think Marquee Moon is average
Funeral doom metal

Things that are soy according to Sup Forums:
Anything the poster doesn't like and anything that's popular and will get (you)s

wrong and wrong and wrong
Things that are soy: whining, downer talk, beta/weak males audibly heard in a track, clean vocals that sound like choir boys

How come no mention of Neurosis?

:| ffs.

nothin' personnel...

It's one of the most overrated turds to ever be, and doesn't even come close to being the heaviest thrash album, let alone the heaviest metal in general.

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What's heavier?

>Things that are soy: whining, downer talk

So funeral doom metal?

p soy yep

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Brutal is closer to the mark, heaviest goes to other genres.

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