/mlb/ General - Twenty-Eight Edition

CWS:Carlos Rodon (shoulder) to undergo MRI Friday
SF:Brandon Belt (concussion) likely out for year
CLE:Jay Bruce (neck) could return this weekend
MIN:Miguel Sano (shin) feels sore after running
MIN:Polanco's two-run single propels Twins to win
KC:Herrera dinged by Twins in blown save, loss
COL:Nolan Arenado homers, plates four in victory
CLE:Gonzalez belts two of Indians' five homers
CLE:Kluber fans 13 White Sox over seven innings
CHC:Rizzo goes for two in win over Pirates
SD:Clayton Richard fires six scoreless in win
ATL:Suzuki plays walk-off hero against Marlins

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In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Indians "fans".

WE CAN'T STOP THE DODGERS BROS

Daddy Greinke sucks my pooter.

Nats desu senpai

Your team is real shit if it lost a playoff series at home to the fucking DODGERS.

WINDIANS!Nobody can stop us!

jays etc

Dodgers-rays broship

>giants think their tank can compete with ours

Unlike our team, they don't only have one actual major league player.

So I heard were good now? Is it safe to watch games again?

What if Mike Moustakas never beats Steve Balboni's record?

m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/09/07/253115856/padres-fan-makes-barehanded-catch-with-one-hand-and-saves-tray-of-barbecue

Padres status:
Chads that can make great catches and get the girl ____
Not chads ____

Dudders fans status:
Manlet mejicanos about to get ICE'd ____
Not in fully panic mode ____

The way it's looking he might only not break the record, he may never walk again under his own human power

I'm gonna put a check mark on first padres one, and first dudders one desu

My dealer is on vacation so I'm stuck buying cheap bud at dodgers stadium

Jets, mets and sabres master rice!

Prozac or Valium?

For me it's GSW and the WINDIANS!!!

Rhys all over my face

The thing I hate the most about the Indians is the loyal fanbase and how they get to play in a packed house all the time.

The greatest show in sports. Im so jealous.

Mlb is gay

>Win pennant
>15 game win streak
>

Meth

LA above San Fran, as usual.

This doesn't match the eye test. Cleveland are the most loyal sports town in America.

The A's are giving away fidget spinners this weekend
Do I go to the game and just get the spinner or stay and try to get someone else's spinner

no, you don't

Aren't you a sneks bandwagon?

kek Indians absolutely BTFO

Complete this sentence: the Los Angeles Dodgers have ____ franchise rings

Go and take multiple spinners, then set a World record for person using most spinners at a time

Fuck off. At least my city has a baseball team unlike your garbage neck of the woods

>can't in to sarcasm

0.

Are you retarded?

ancient and irrelevant

>check the general
>overflowing autistic hysterics

I see the Dodgers lost again

No, but these paint chips sure are tasty.

The Dodgers probably won't win a single game ever again.

what will your facial reaction be after the los angeles dodgers are eliminated before they reach the national league championship series?

i've included mine here, for reference

god damn these lifelong Indians fans are obnoxious

It's almost impossible. They'd have to lose almost every single game from here on. They have free wins from the Giants and Padres, it's not possible.

One of the biggest series of the year

TONIGHT

>biggest
Relative to whom please chunky

>2-1
The White Sox can't not compete

you forgot about this guy

I think he is that guy

>i don't know what the nlcs is

its okay bullpen will take care of it

.5 GA
loss = first pick

Tank strong.

...

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

CLEVELAND INDIANS WON A PENNANT AND HAVE NO FANS

This will never not be hilarious. Fuck Bryce Harper.

*tips first base

maybe he's thinking pre-1993?

...

Holy fucking shit those ERAs.

Just think, if they listed the player's weights you would easily be #1 fatty on the list

0 to 21.60

Why so obsessed?

Clippard isn't on the team anymore.

For some reason mlb.com won't let me do a relief split for the last 30 games

Leave my breh alone.

Corn rows only work on a black dude, Booce.

Probably fat fingered the dropdown menu

oh shit I said menu

OH SHIT RUN

The angels, bluejays giants and dodgers all have tickets bought out by the owner if they don't have a sell out

>it's real
kek

The Los Angeles Dodgers have 6 (six) franchise rings

The rest of the NL West only have 4 (four) rings they've won in their current cities

YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY

Montreal BTFO again

cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/montreal/montreal-expos-mlb-hurricane-1.4280411

AHAHA

Can someone drive me to dodger game. Cars been stolen

Hmmmmm it's was at 17 posters before I posted it became 18 then the post below me was still18 hmmmmmmm

You seem upset.

You seem to be the shitposter that is replying to his own post

Please calm down.

Tom Brady!!!!

You must be that seething doyers fag

we just need to accept the fact that /mlb/ generals only get 70-90 posters, 100 on a good day.

REEXPANSION DENIED

MEXICO AND VANCOUVER CONFIRMED

It's at 18 right now

bretty gud

>Cheatriots

kek

>multiple posts made in a short period of time
>poster count doesn't rise

Really makes me think about what's going on right now.

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

all me desu

i mean once we reach bump limit, the final poster count is around 70-90 these days, at least when ive checked, it may be more

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Last night was a fucking travesty 3/4 of my teams lost. (I'm not a dodger fan, but I am if they're vs rockies or the cubs )

>having 3-4 teams
wew lad

>3/4 of my teams

Can someone tell me how the postseason savvy Dodgers are going to lose in the LDS?

>unironically watching a full concussioncuttocommercial game

if I got 3 screens, i need 3 teams

sure, bud. kershaw will have a decent game one, but they'll lose after a rally kills their pen
they'll win games two and three, giving their fanbase that palpable sense of championship hope
then games four and five will be massive blowouts, reducing /mlb/ to a glorious shitslinging hatefest

you guys know that he just posts things to rile you up, right? stop giving him (You)s when he's literally just begging for attention

Is it gay to like tall white girls with no curves? I mean they have a pussy so its ok right? It don't matter if they have broader shoulders than you right?

just wondering lads.

>3/4 of my teams

even if it is "gay," who gives a shit? dumbass frogposter