So are you ready to be step daddy Sup Forums?

So are you ready to be step daddy Sup Forums?

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26 and id rather stay single if this is the case

Thats ridiculous, but its coming from an illiterate nigger so I dont know what I expected

This literally makes no sense whatsoever.

it's a nigger, it's true for their species

Maybe in his ghetto

maybe that's true for blacks, prime breeding time for them is age 16

Maybe in the black community this is true

No. Just no.

>marriage
Marriage is for faggots.

watch the nbombs please

Why are niggers so beta?

The day my wife's son was born was the best day of my life.

Step parenting is becoming more common unfortunately. There is no way I'd ever accept the child of another man, even if I loved the girl. I'd rather stay single than have a horrible marriage where I'd hate my wife's son and end with her being upset with me for hating her decision to cuck me before we met.

I'd rather die alone tbhqhwyfam

Either that, or I'd slowly poison the old kid to death after I've knocked the bitch up.

i'm about to turn 26 and have been single for about 4 years now

luckily i still look young because the only way i'd be able to land a chick that isn't either taken or a whore would be to date someone 19-22 years old

Saw this on my Facebook the other day and immediately thought of Sup Forums.

She's a coalburner, by the way.

These leftist cucks created the current shitty reality of dating and marriage, and tell us we have to "make peace with it". Gimme a break.

Jokes on you, 31 year old virgin here too awkward to even be friendzoned, feels good

It would be nice to be a step-daddy. Have a hot little step-daughter to mess around with.

Honestly I'd be happy to raise another (white) child if it meant being able to have white children of my own with a woman. Call me a cuck all you want.

>Implying I would marry someone my age

Could you please not use that word? Thanks....

Are you me?

>Implying I won't wait until I'm 30 and start dating 19 year olds.

not just fucking all the single horny milfs

>i'd marry anything other than a young virgin third worlder with removed clitoris

My wife and I had our first at 25 and some people in our families considered that early

Nah for niggers in the ghetto it's 18

This. One of my best friends is 45 and regularly pulls 20 year old chicks.

asian gf best gf

My parents had me at 29. My grandparents had them at 28 and 30.

I'm still safe at 25.

In 30 and still a virgin. I don't have a chance to ever getting a girlfriend that doesn't have a kid. And on top of that, I'm schizophrenic. Who the fuck would date a loser who hates everything?

>dating even close to your own age
>not realizing most sloots prefer older blokes

yall niggers aint even heard of P H R E S H pussy

How?

The amount of single girls with kids is crazy. They're so desperate too, and the majority don't have a career. More like I'll fuck them when they're free and focus on my life and eventually pick up a 15 year old hottie.

Terrible idea, women are like children mentally until they're past their 20s

So long as you don't choke to death on Flamin' Hot Cheetos sometime in the next few years you'll probably live long enough to see sex robots become a thing. You have that much to look forward to.

Not true

My dad married my mom in his late 30s and my mom had no children before me.

that's literally me right now. it owns

Niggers don't use bombs, thankfully.

Can you imagine what our cities would be like if they did?

I can't imagine he keeps the girl for longer than a night or two unless he's retarded.

I want the details.

>Ever being wrangled into being ordered by the court system to make 18 years of child support payments for a kid that isn't mine.

>MFW

Maybe. I've accepted my fate.

How do you do this?

How tall are you?

How would you describe the appearance and personality of these 19 year olds?

How long do you keep them around?

How do you make a clean cut when you're done using them?

Do you even give them your real name at any point?

How much money do you have?

Just get an escort man. To be honest people make way too much out of pussy. Blowjobs feel way better

Rather stay single than date a whore and be a cuck.

Ain't no philosophy behind it, just don't give a fuck.

Rather keep my shit and spend my free time how I want it. Couldn't love a child that wasn't mine or maybe related by blood and lost their parents somehow. But that's different.

But you do you.

Do they ever really stop being like children?

why choose a used up cum bucket, when u can have dat asian sweet loving embrace

I really don't understand it. We went to a concert one time and he just started talking to this 20 year old Puerto Rican girl while we were in line. He ended up dating her for a few months until he got tired of her.

[Intro: Murder Mike and (Du-Rag)]
(Yeah, mother fucker)
Sup nigger
(Gangsta Rap, nigger!)
Nigger

[Verse 1]
[Call: Du-Rag]
Nigger (x7), I'm 100% nigger

[Response: Murder Mike]
Nigger (x7), I'm 200% nigger
Nigger (x7), why do police hate nigger?
Nigger(x7), they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga (x7), why you call yourself a nigger?
Nigger (x7), cause im a mother fucking nigger!
Niggee(x7), why you drink so much beer?
Nigger(x7), I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor

[Refrain]
Cause I'm a nigger!
Im a motherfuckin nigger man, I ain't all that african american shit
Fuck that im a nigger, I ain't mixed, I'm a nigger
N-I-G-G-E-R, nigger, you already know

[Verse 2]
Nigger (x7), why you eat so much chicken?
Nigger (x7), why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigger (x7), why you call them hoes

Is it redpilled to adopt if you have hereditary illnesses?

When I was going through a breakdown at 19 I picked up a hooker and she sucked me off but I couldn't get hard. Worst thing I did while losing my mind. I also made out with my friend's mom at 18 but that was fun. My first and only kiss.

If I became a step parent, that would imply a woman would wanted to be in a relationship with me. Which is never going to happen...

Sorry, I'm going back to /r9k/...

No. What's the point? If I can't get sex the normal way there's no point. I'd hate myself for paying an escort.

Some he just fucks once, and some he fucks for a while until he gets tired of them. I've never seen anyone as good at pulling chicks as he is.

I know those feels robot

I hope so

Depends, is your illness transgenderism?

No, bipolar disorder. It skips a generation, skipped me, meaning next gen gets it.

Could you go back to tumblr? Thanks.

Fuck that shit. Nature's way is the kill the other males offspring. Nature's way is not the way of the cuck.

I'm fucking a single mother of 2.

It's great.

She's always horny and DTF and I refuse to meet her kids or family. I'll never marry her, but I don't give a fuck

That's not how bipolar works you utter fucking mongoloid.

I'd advise against both reproducing and adopting, because you're clearly too fucking stupid to do either.

(checked)

Is he good looking? How tall is he? How rich is he? Is he one of those people who talks non-stop and never pauses long enough for you to dwell on whether he's brainwashing you?

how? im skinny as fuck and cant talk to women for shit and even ive had sex with 4 different women. granted i havent had sex in a couple years but still man how the fuck can you not get laid?

DO NOT DATE SINGLE MOTHERS

STAY SINGLE RATHER THAN DATE SINGLE MOTHERS

DONE EVEN RISK FUCKING THEM OR YOU CAN GET SWINDLED FOR CHILD SUPPORT

DO NOT RISK IT

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I didn't meet my wife until I was 24. She was 21. We were both virgins. Just went to a friend's wedding, who met his wife 2 years ago. He was born in 88. Dunno how old she is. They were both virgins.

They are out there.

>dating a single mother
>dating a non-virgin
>getting married in 2011+5
wew lad. I seriously hope you goyim don't do this.

I'll stick to hentai.

Is this a joke? I am 27 and my girlfriend was a 19 year old virgin when I met her last year.

>Niggers don't know about the Wizard prestige class
fucking plebs

I will never settle down with any woman. I don't trust them in general, but especially when it comes to being honest about their sexual history. I'm not putting my dick anywhere near trash that's been used by a parade of minorities.

I'd rather breed with a light skinned Syrian, or white looking mudslime than the women here anyways.

Says the nigger that never had a dad.

How did you meet her? Details.

Also, why aren't you worried about what she will do when it ends?

Truth. Single mothers that date are fucking garbage whores. Do not give them your dick. Even the widows have no excuse. A widow should remain chaste and honor the memory of her husband and focus on raising her children, not jump on the cock carousel the day after funeral. Any single mother on tinder should be arrested for child abuse and should have her children taken away from her.

>How do you do this?
Women are stupid and want a daddy
>How tall are you?
6'0
>How would you describe the appearance and personality of these 19 year olds?
Who cares, the pussy is tight
>How long do you keep them around?
Long enough to not get tired of them, but not enough for them to start demanding shit
>How do you make a clean cut when you're done using them?
Ignore them when done. If they bitch, just ignore them more.
>Do you even give them your real name at any point?
Does it matter? Don't have a facebook and it won't be a problem. Kikebook is the only way strangers can find you.
>How much money do you have?
Irrelevant. You only need to project that you are wealthy, not that you actually are.

No thank you nigger. I am not touching anything that your dirty coal hands have touched. Those women are tainted.

I had my classmate in highschool fuck a nigger in Spain. 4 years later and she lost weight, threw away the hipster glasses and likes me. But i call her a nigger loving trash and ignore her now.

Ugly, no idea how to talk to women. Stopped trying at this point. Probably gonna end it soon

You're likely not that unattractive and far more socially skilled than me

> iPhone

2/10 would not bang

He honestly looks like a 45 year old dad lol. He surfs everyday, smokes weed all day, and is captain of a boat that takes rich people on day cruises. He's the kind of guy that says literally whatever is on his mind. It can be inappropriate or overly sexual but it doesn't matter, bitches eat that shit up.

>implying I need to settle
I can survive just fine by myself if I need to.
I have no obligation nor need to accept second hand goods.

I want to have children, if I could have some with a single mother I would be fine with that since I am terrible with girls, as long as I got children of my own as well, not just looking after another man's children it would be ok I think.

Am I a cuck?

cute, but not everyone gets pregnant in highschool.

Yes.

I went back to school. It helps that I look pretty young for my age.
I'm 6'
The girls that talk to me the most are alt/metal girls, I guess is the best way to describe them. I just talk about music or art or make fun of people in class with them.
I just tell them straight up, I'm not looking to meet their friends or their family. I just like to chill and have sex.
They love my banter and I plow the fuck out of them. I'm broke as fuck too lol.
I'm not even a Chad, anyone can do this shit I was a virgin not too long ago.
Be funny, trash talk to them or with them, they love to banter as much as guys do. If you don't have guys to get banter skills with, then look up some comedians trashing hecklers. It's great ammo.
You don't have to be a douche-bag, just fully confident in yourself. Even if that means knowing that you're a piece of trash, own that you're a piece of trash, you have nothing to lose.

So you help your nation by aiding and creating degenerates. And you're a nationalist?

fug

She was a shy friend of my buddys girl and she dragged her out one night because apparently she never wanted to do anything fun.

Since I'm her first shes pretty attached, clingy even.

if it ends it will definitely be on my terms unless something changes pretty drastically.

If a woman has children before your relationship she will ALWAYS favor them above you.
Your relationship will never be anything but a means to fund her children.
MAYBE if she's EXTRAORDINARILY loving (for a single mother) she will give you vagina rights and allow you to have a kid of your own but that is extremely unlikely.

literally what

majority of people DO NOT have children and are single parents

The only "good", non-cucked reason to raise another man's kids is to molest them.

Sorry, bro.

It's the truth. There's some debate about whether or not women retain the DNA of their past lovers too.

>6'0"

I keep fucking up on this part

Lol bullshit. Most white women don't have kids till they're like 30 now because they are retarded.

He also makes one big fuck up. Assuming we will only go out with our own age. I fully expect when I'm 30 and well established in my career to be going out with someone under 25.

Sauce?

Yeah, single mothers always post shit on kikebook about how their bastards are number one and they keep it wun hunnit.

i would only do it to get a kid of my own, if she was not interested in that or would not want it i would simply leave. It is just I am terrible with girls, so i cannot be picky i think.

only fruit flies do that.

Nigger don't worry about it. We're not lions, we don't eat the babies when we move in. If you really wanna have kids with that girl, just do it. Don't let perfect be the enemy of good.

>only fruit flies do that.
I still don't play that shit.

i'm ready to be a wizard