So Sup Forums, what's your excuse for not being Irish-American?

So Sup Forums, what's your excuse for not being Irish-American?

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I have the purest Teutonic genes in my veins

I'm not a borderline retarded potato eater

Fuck off

I AM Irish American

>tfw italian irish mutt

1/32nd Irish, reporting for duty.

I'm white.

I'm German American (with a small bit of Lithuanian).

But, I'd blanda up for OP's pic related.

Because I'm Anglo/Mediterranean master race.

I'm only part American-Irish

I am the living meme

'white' was invented in the south and brought north in the 40s by jews.

It's more accurate to identify by your religion or country of European origin.

>Falling for the Anglo Jew

Nice try Schlomo O'Brien, won't get my genetics today

1/4th Irish
1/2 Spaniard
1/4th French

100% BURGER

GO TEAM AMERICA

Because I wasn't born genetically deformed

Because I dont know shit about my irish heritage. The only thing irish about me is my last name and I am 100% burger

I am Spartacus!!!

Stop lying to yourself, Panjeet.
Go back to the designated street.

it ain't easy being green

Irish are the scum of america. It would have been worth genociding all of them just to kennedys.

And the rest vote democrat the minute the pop out of their mother's orange box. A blight on this nation.

I'm English-American. I hate the Irish.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What's my excuse? Too busy being white.

The most niggerish of the white races, or the whitest of the nigger races?

only my great grandmother was irish. so i cannot say I am fully irish.

and even the irish are often anglo.

Being Welsh-New Zealander.

i am though

I think I know the Party for you.
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>outside the hajnal line
>""""""white"""""""""

Potato niggers need not apply. Go blow up some more innocent children, paddy.

got those double sheep shagger genes

>72% escandinavia

I'm so fucking sorry

Because I am part of the German Master race

It's not about Papism, although the Mexicans are a blight but for a racial reason.

Ted Kennedy opened the borders in 1965 and doomed this nation to the brown hordes.

I am.

I got you beat. 52% British/Irish, 48% Scandinavian (Norwegian, not pussy fake ass Swedish cuck), per 23&me.

Kikes detected

>escandinaiva
I'm not living there man, my family is just from a place in the US that had an extremely high density of gorgeous aryan people.

holy fuck that nigger is DARK

literally a spook

fucker should work as a ninja he's so god damned dark

I'm actually good looking

Irish American Mutt #25753, HAS ARRIVED
Bitches

Yes, Mick. A kike would be concerned about the Kennedys collaborating with ((Jacob Javiits) and ((emmanual cellars)) to open the borders with them.

lying won't get you anywhere

This. No one likes the potatoes

That's...paint, dude.
Really?

Irish are beautiful, well-dressed people with a rich cultural history, almost every single Irish person I've met has at least read some of James Joyce's works, and when I was in Dublin on holiday a really cute Irish girl saw me sitting by myself in a pub and came over and talked to me, said that's not how we do it in Ireland, we drink together!

I didn't get far with her but she was really beautiful, I regret not getting her number.

That being said, the Irish shitposters on Sup Forums are Canada-tier.

>in b4 irish shill
I'm the farthest thing from it, I'm Albanian. I know, I'm a subhuman lower than the pig Irish, but I'm not a Muslim.

God bless you Albanian pig.

>really cute Irish girl saw me sitting by myself in a pub
You must be one pathetic motherfucker user if a girl approached you that openly without wondering if you'd think was a whore.

Or she was trying to roll you.

Celt/Slav master race

Was thinking about converting to Islam to get Goats as well.

reporting in

MMUUUH DDIIIKKK

Well it's cause I'm Scottish and German.
pretty good excuse I think.

There are no cute Irish girls, and the very few hit the wall hard before 30.

Ayyy

There's three types of bars in America: ones that are for trendy teens that always have loud music blaring, sports bars where hooligans congregate to talk about handegg, and small town dive bars where it's quiet as hell and only a few friends are socializing.

Completely different atmosphere in Dublin, people everywhere were friendly, wanted to talk to you, shared a drink with you, asked you where you're from. It was a small pub and they didn't have a lot of loud music playing, so I thought I'd grab a quick beer and not bother anyone, but this girl, this amazing beautiful woman with the most sexy accent just comes up to me out of the blue and asks me if I'm from here. Her friends were at the bar too and they invited me over to drink with them, it was a great time. I don't think she was worried about being considered a slut, I don't think anyone in that bar was worried about anything. Such a jovial atmosphere.

>being part german
>good

No.

MUH HERITAGE

>Scots are White and Irish aren't
Are you retarded?

ONE POST FROM THIS ID
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maybe because i don't have a choice in how i am born? fucking retard

because, thank God, I'm already Latin

I don't fucking know anything about irish heritage but female redheads are literally the cutest thing in the world. I'm totally into them.

Move to Milwaukee. Bars on every corner.

Because I'm English

boast biggs :DDDD

>TFW Irish-Australian

I'm in the UK

German-Irish blood here. Thats 100% Nigger according to pol.

what. the fuck.

Holy shit, how?

I'm Mexican, maybe there's some Irish somewhere, my mom has freckles.

In the womb there were two bodies developing but somehow they fused together and the other body never stopped growing

I am nor Irish nor American
I guess you could say that i have won the lottery of life

wew

I might be. All I know for sure is that I'm a white male American manlet.

i am greek xd

>Irish girls have orange/ginger hair
>You like girls with darker, actual red hair

They don't have a specific nationality, do they? Irish is just the closest?

He can literally kick himself in the balls.

I take 2 !

Thats just more orifices to poo with

I took a DNA test and I'm 70% British and 15% Irish, does that make me American Irish? My surname is English, I've always told people that I'm in English and they assume I'm an immigrant so I say "ethnically english" but they don't know what that means and whenever I explain my DNA test shit they say "you're irish".
It's like I'm not allowed to be English for some reason.

i ama greek

Celts are an peculiar race. Not as white as nordics but very close indeed.

Why would I want to be a potatonigger?

I am Irish-American. About 1/8.

I'm sober. I have teeth. I have a soul.

POO

This happens in India all the time. It has more mutants than any other country on Earth. Funny thing is, they think it's a religious blessing. Mutants are visited and worshiped by people from across India.

What the fuck is the rest of you

Fuck off, filthy currynigger. Your input is not needed you half-human aborigine/gypsy hybrid.

Nice to be called a currynigger from you, chicken tikka mohammed

Now this is what I call a data mining thread!

>mfw I am too, but have red hair, blue eyes and freckles with an Italian last name

I was born there and have citizenship.

my condolences

English American reporting
The worlds true master race.

Who the fuck would want to be *anything*-American?

'Murrican. Not even once.

I don't wish to be associated with the filthy heathens that dye the chicago river green every year.

I'm Anglo-American.

Jokes on you I am