/heem/ - Brock Lesnar Edition

News:

UFC 215 main event cancelled. Amanda vs. Valentina new main event.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mf6SGfLs9cY
sherdog.com/events/Bellator-185-Mousasi-vs-Shlemenko-62107
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

rank the following based on what you think the division will look like two years from now

>Arnold Allen
>Mirsad Bektic
>Shane Burgos
>Doo Ho Choi
>Max Holloway
>Dan Hooker
>Teruto Ishihara
>Jason Knight
>Zabit Magomedsharipov
>Renato Moicano
>Brian Ortega
>Charles Oliveira
>Yair Rodriguez
>Gavin Tucker
>Alexander Volkanovski

British nu-males getting beat up by Miesha:

youtube.com/watch?v=mf6SGfLs9cY

Max Holloway will probably be the highest paid fighters in the UFC in 2 years time. Screenshot this.

>British
Jesus my guy can you seriously not tell the difference between British and Australian accents

Anyway I still have a boner from last time you posted that

Let's make this the thread so the spammer commits suicide

What's the difference?

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or, have a spammer-free thread, which would be comfy

When did the UFC invent a 125 division for women?

How have I missed that?

About 3 months ago

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belts are so cheap now they're being won in reality shows
>wgaf

We're all in here

When is Mousasi fighting in Lellator next?

He's the only guy who can beat Whittaker right now

No thanks

no thanks spammer

vs Shlemenko, October 20
sherdog.com/events/Bellator-185-Mousasi-vs-Shlemenko-62107

It's kinda sad Whittaker won the fight, I like seeing up and coming young fighters but there was something special about the mystique of Yoel

>I like making a second thread

low brow

The main reason Mousasi left, and the entire top 5 was complaining at the time, was the belt being held up for over a year by Bisroid taking on no contenders

yes, and his athleticism is superb. He'll still fight, the belts mean nothing but a fatter paycheck. He's got an Irma to fight now

you people are so fucking stupid theres always two threads being used during these autism hours

you SEETHING casual Mooseman was SHOOK by Bisping's greatness/sheer natty talent and ran away like a coward mooslim to LELator

Bisping is P4P worst champ

Are you still working out since yesterday bee?

>spammer whining we're not using his thread made 10 post early

honestly, the sport is fast turning into entertainment, and /heem/ represents the worst extreme of mandrama. I'll stop wasting my time here, except for event threads. Might lurk in /box/ which has less mental retards

Maybe one thread should be for sperglords and friend simulation, while the other should be for actual discussion of MMA.

>it's a thread wars episode

Bisping poster is making early threads to troll all of heem and so many idiots are quick to join

>it's a sperg has been on Sup Forums for 24 hours straight marathon

*UFC being turned into mandrama by greedy Jews and retarded mandrama /sex-starved fans, not the sport. ACB will rise

>Bisping poster
You mean the guy with interracial and scat saved on his computer

Yeah you're right, it started off as cheeky fun and games then img_poster saw perfect opportunity to shit up heem even further, sad thing is the other dumbfucks allow it by joining his early shit threads jerking him off with compliments

Funny thing is, another Greek used to spam waifus, and I'm pretty sure it's him now posting regularly instead of spamming. Doubt that will happen with Bisroid spammer

I'm pretty sure a lot of the praising is proxies, Canadian, UK, maybe Polish.

>"You know man, I'm like, 100% the GOAT p4p fighter for sure. Just, like, you know, beating fat 40 year olds without juicing ain't easy, you know what I mean?"

What did he mean by this?

lol crying about the OP

hot meme

You cry about the OP everyday

>this thread got /heem/ed by Bisping

Shambles I say

as the lack of responses have probably tipped you off, no one gives a fuck. leave and you will never be mentioned again you lonely autist

>not lonely
>spamming a thread
your eventual suicide will be your best deed in this world spammer

You still in between sets buddy?

I don't have time to workout until next week at the earliest so that's off until the storm passes.

>American education

>ywn be choked by Miesha
>ywn have to tap her arse to escape the submission

I'm serious. What's the difference?

Michael

Bisping

Is

The

Natty

GOAT

> @2:56

Seriously though
>you're sitting on my face!
My God, I would never tap

i say bryan ortega the real nigger

i hear youre wallowing in your own shit with no money.