Band is named after a gay masturbation ritual

>band is named after a gay masturbation ritual

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limp bizkit is like tool but good

>band is named a masturbation technique

>this rap-rock group is like this prog metal group but good
>being this retarded AND having taste this bad

death grip is something you get from jerking off with your hand too often, it's not a technique.

What?

Wow so this is what I did wrong all this time

>band is named after a motorized sex toy described in a novel

>prog metal group
You mean MC Escher Buttrock group

Limp Biscuit: Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.

band is name after crying while masturbating

it's a play on the phrase tear-jerker

>band is named after slang name for anus

>band is named after another artist's song

That would be like the dozens of shitty 80s metal bands named after Judas Priest songs.

so this is a bait post right? because
1. it's infinitely more acceptable to like the bizkit than it is tool
2. bizkit has vastly superior instrumentation and is more "progressive" than a butt-prog band like tool could ever be
3. you're actually calling someone else's taste bad while defending tool

holy fucking shit dude tool fans are juat as delusional as stereotyped huh

Not just slang, esoteric slang

Eric's Trip

What else?

death grip is literally the grip dumbo

Oh yeah, Radiohead too

Godsmack

godsmack

>gay masturbation ritual named after a band

knife party

there's really a band called knife party? do they sound like deftones at all?

>Band name is a misspelled word

the beatles

Korn

Carissa's Wierd

t. delusional limp bizkit fan

>1. it's infinitely more acceptable to like the bizkit than it is tool
>2. bizkit has vastly superior instrumentation and is more "progressive" than a butt-prog band like tool could ever be
These are some laughably awful opinions. Tool are overrated edgelords but Limp Bizkit are far worse. Limp Bizkit are basically Tool for wiggers.

Funeral for a Friend.

I mean it's a great Elton song but they should be lit on fire

Slowdive

the second one isn't a matter of opinion it's just true

Donald Fagen and Walt Becker were trill as fuck desu, I wonder if they were the inspiration behind the punk bands named after dildos (the Vibrators, Buzzcocks, etc)

I've not heard of that one before.
im not surprised considering the rest of their titles.

how to destroy angels

Tbh I made this up but I think it's actually close to the truth.

name a better tool song
youtube.com/watch?v=Tbc2oYQeON8

hybrid moments

literally any of them
youtu.be/EFjEp79zaNw

Scary Kids Scaring Kids

Beat Connection

Loded Diper

Boris, but it suits them well.

Holy fuck lol

Kamelot

this is a troll ass post

THE CIRCLE JERKS

>band is named after cum

Pretty Girls Make Graves

Everything Everything

>its a combination of two songs

this is some soy boy shit. i cringe every time i notice one