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>how can anyone take this meme country seriously?

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>Shot for attacking people

Fucking kek

>be jaguar
>get shot

Obviously an American jaguar

Was at school at the time

What the fuck were they expecting?

Brazil really is a country full of porch monkeys.

A Jaguar is worth one million Brazillians.

>catch giant angry cat
>proceed to fuck around with giant angry cat for entertainment purposes
>shoot it when it acts in a way that you would expect.
10/10 for effort, monkeys

I can't wait until the Olympics actually go down.

I'm getting beer and snacks, it's going to be amazing.

Conservative estimate there, mate.

>Polluted waters
>Dangerous and degenerate Brazilian monkeys living near the Olympics site
>Corruption
>Kindergarten arts and crafts olympic medals
>Miles from being actually ready for the Olympics

This is what happens when you give third-world countries the 'hosting' rights.

What a fucking shithole

If the jaguar had guns this would not have happened

Humans just need to die out. Media is literally driving me insane. I have no outlet for normalcy anymore.

>Humans just need to die out.
just make the first step and kill yourself

This Olympics is going to be such a shit show. Its going to be awesome

>diseased mosquitoes
>killer super bacteria

And people say Australia is dangerous

but who will kill all the other humans?

the problem really is assault jaguars, this is why i support Hillary Clinton who can actually protect us from this issue

>He can't tell the difference between a regular, civilian jaguar and a high-powered assault jaguar

Pic related, an actual assault jaguar

Hope nobody participates in these shitty Olympic games.

>tell family Rio is a shithole and a terrible place to hold the Olympics
>violent crime, shit everywhere, viruses
>they call me racist

You just say that because it's black, you racist

so one's gotta be the first to start the meme

BAN ASSAULT JAGUARS!!

there are athletes risking there health going to that hello hole brazil

>zika is "under control"

>gang violence everywhere

reuters.com/article/us-olympics-rio-jaguar-idUSKCN0Z72P4


why are we killing muslims again and not the drug dealing/producing socialist shitskins in south america?

>Months to die
>Dead in matter of hours.
You still take the cake

I thought black people cant be racist.

assault jaguars sound fucking awesome.

It's such a cute cat.

All these animals are really wilding out after my nigga Harambe died tbqh

To anyone interested in visiting us during the Olympics, I'll be clear:

You will die.

Rio's favelados have a thirst for gringo blood. You will be robbed, beaten, raped, stabbed and then killed. We got to such a point criminals won't even call out a robbery, they'll simply stab you and take whatever they want.

I'll say it again, you won't come out of Brazil alive. Stay where you are, get some cable and watch the Olympics from the living room.

> Be good at literally only one thing.
> Fail at it.
> Cry.

>BR on the verge of civil war
>corrupt Soros-owned leftists enact martial law and crackdown on "criminality" using the Olympics as an excuse

oi vey what a stroke of luck, couldn't have planned it better!

You forgot the punch line.

> Olympic village sex pot in zika land.

thanks for the heads up

Which is really heartbreaking, I love watching the olympics.

>Who else Swimming, Athletics and Gymnastics here?

And I imagine the opening ceremony to just be 3 kids with Zika playing on a bucket as a drum and then everyone in the vicinity getting robbed and stabbed.

Stop spreading lies created by the people jealous of our Cidade Maravilhosa

Rio is a great place and is the best and safest city in the world and the Olympics aren't going to have any problems at all thanks to me, you're welcome

Me in the pic

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youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM

They are literal monkeys. They way they move, look and try to steal shit.

What a fucking shithole.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2303255/Rio-gang-rape-American-tourist-attacked-3-men-SIX-HOURS-handcuffed-boyfriend-watched-on.html

>be gorilla in america
>try to protect boy
>get shot
>somehow the country that shot me is still civilized and not populated by redneck nuckle-dragging gun-totting white thrash
>similar situation happens in Brazil, jaguar wasn't even trying to protect anyone
>"fuck brazil and shit!"
>2016, Sup Forums

>>try to protect boy
You didn't watch the video
Nigger

Brazil is like Detroit but bigger, evolution didn't work here, we're devolving instead

at this rate we'll be going full Aunt Rhody very soon and its gonna be glorious, make sure to watch us die on TV

My OC! First time I've seen it reused.

Wew could't afford the car so they went for the next best thing.

>best and safest city in the world
>Rio

Pick one, you zika infested monkey. I

yes, look at this evil gorilla straightening the boy's shorts. So evil and menacing!

I thought it was always like that unless you live in cozy gated places.

>Brazilian Bang Bus

You ever heard of irony, gyppo?

You could fucking nuke this whole country for all i care (except Gramado because that's where my parents live)

I cant believe I havnt seen Sup Forums post it yet..

Have a shitty triforce for your efforts
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fucking disgusting.
The thousands of tourists for the olympics don't stand a chance.

I'd rather fucking live in the Congo than Rio.

Rio, the safest city in the world lol. How drunk are you right now?

I will take that as absolute truth if its coming fro South Africa..

can't wait for the olympics to start so i can shitpost on Sup Forums

oh i can already feel the memes

>irony

Is that something I can steal?

they're just animals.

Since when is Sup Forums dumb enough to not understand sarcasm

Summerfags out in force

Mmm beaten and raped? I like that

I've never been on Sup Forums but that sounds like a lot of fun.

Is there another kind?!

The first watersports nigger sick will bring all of it down.

How do you call that disease when people actually get sick from believing so? There's a House episode about that, on a plane I think. Once someone gets diarrhea the rest will fall with supposed bacteria eating their brains.

It'll be chaos. Just waiting for memes tbhonesto.

go there while euro matches are being played
today's portugal match so there's bound to be cancer, especially if they lose

We are so sorry for not thinking that jungle monkeys are capable of things such as irony.

I personally thought that you have no time for such petty things, in between a rape and a murder

>actually get sick from believing so?
Psychosomatic?

>You will die.
nah
>You will be robbed, beaten, raped, stabbed and then killed.
I'm the one who robs, beats, rapes,stabs and kills.

I was born in Rio and lived there until 15 years old and confirm this: Don't go to the Olympics. The best thing that could happen to Brazil,except the South states, is a nuclear rollback and start over.

I missed the last game when Ronaldo missed the penal, a shame really.

Whenever I stop to watch it's a shitty 0x0, when I don't it's a good/meme game.

>I'm the one who robs, beats, rapes,stabs and kills.
>see flag
>checks out

Move along

>straightening the boy's shorts
Wow the memes are true about you people

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youtube.com/watch?v=XovoAKVOPOM

All lies, nothing is happening.

I don't think that's it. Like, in the episode, some dude has a flu-like deadly disease, suddenly everyone in the plane starts showing symptoms.

It's a real thing, I'm quite sure. I just forgot the name. It's like they have a panic attack.

I'll have to give it a shot, thanks.

>if Portugal loses
pls no ;_;
Sup Forums is always hilarious though, I'll give you that. Always amazing around the times of important tournaments and matches.

>Sup Forums thinks that the olympics will be just a disaster

Oh boy, innocence is a blessing.

brings back CoD memories

>you think they won't be a disaster

My man a bunch of athletes already got robbed in Lagoa and the games haven't even begun

>back when CoD was semi-shitty
>back when "No Russian" gave me the goosebumps

I was thinking Max Payne 3

We should just join the favelados and get some gringobucks, dollar is what now? 3,20 reais?

a paraolympian got their bike stollen at gunpoint

How much worse can we expect? Catastrophe? Cataclysm?

That's what psychosomatic symptoms are. Basically, you imagine you have a problem and you start showing symptoms, but when examined, you never were sick at all.
Imaginary sickess, so to speak.

If it wasn't crime and disease ridden it would be comfy. Kind of like Kowloon.

He's lucky, you usually get stabbed for a bike.

>we should just join the favelados

Nah, they're too black
We should make our own gang with only light-skinned monkeys and swindle people by making them rent shitty apartments in Gávea

I could say one of those, but brazil is already way further in the scale.

Pretty sure linha 4 is going to collapse and kill a bunch of tourists

Then hopefully we get embargoed by the countries the tourists were from and this country implodes

>German and Swedish female Olympian athletes barracks get broken into and they get robbed and gang-raped by a bunch of favela niggers
>Said victims Government and countrymen sett up campaign to donate several millions to underprivileged favela niggers to avoid future risks of sexual emergencies
>YFW

ban assault jaguars

Things really that bad over there? I thought you just coup'd your leader?

>Brazilian government takes those several millions and buy houses in Buzios

Lol even we hosted Euro so much better than these guys host anything.Even carnavals are badly organized shit with tons of flood, low security etc.

You are not suppose to. Fuck this jungle shit infested of rat-monkey-people.

I've been a registered member of bestgore for the last 7 years and this is still the most disgusting thing I've seen in my life. If such a monkey were to rob me, I wouldn't act and just trail him from a distance and crubstomp the little shit in an alley