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Foreigners welcome only if they pay respects to our true leader Tones Abbott (except Canadians you can fuck off)

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I've never fingered her in a nightclub before

How do i give mt tribute to your true leader?

rip bro

She fingered me last week

>Foreigners welcome only if they pay respects to our true leader Tones Abbott

Anything so long as you pay respect to Tony Abbott

Turncoat with the bantz
youtube.com/watch?v=aFnPdhC5qA4

Carve "I did it for Tones" on your arms and hang yourself.

Obama is too soft to ever do that

Vote for your independent candidate.

Just got a letter from Frank Timpano, besides liberals, he's the only candidate in my area willing to address the youth unemployment crisis. Relatively impressed with his other policies, I'm actually considering picketing for him but that might be a little far.

Also, 2 overt socialist parties in my area, what the actual fuck?

what party does he represent? i cant even find him with a google search

Independent.
Francesco Timpano.

He runs an architecture business in Coburg and blew the fuck out of the idiotic animal rights candidate, but who would vote for someone who doesn't pay tax? If I see that bitch I'm actually going to ask her if she's heard of "no representation without taxation."

If you're in wills area (Brunswick), I recommend 1 for Frank, 2 for liberals. Reminder, liberals are about getting you a job instead of placating you with welfare. The reason you'd vote 1 for Frank in wills is because Greens/Labor is so dominant here, otherwise he'd get my 2.

Halal snack pack

I'll give HER a rubber chicken!

>You now realise that Canberra has the highest quality of life of any other city in the WORLD by a MASSIVE MARGIN
How will non-Canberrans ever recover?
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And Bajo was left watching in shame

Is that Ted Cruz

Is it weird I've met her (being serious) but never fingered her before?

>liberals are about getting you a job instead of placating you with welfare
More likely they just won't get you a job or give you adequate welfare.

>Implying the welfare state in Australia isnt the highest in the world, barring a few homgenous Scandinavian states with a population lower than Sydney

ay crickey mates wha you cunts upt to

How do I get sheep jizz out of my mouth?

no matter how much I rinse and spit I can still feel the texture of sheep jizz on my tongue

I miss my apartment in woden

Nick Xenophons team.

South Australia will have a power base in the senate, we will succeed and become a nuclear power.

Yes

Sup Forums is not for shitposting

You goddam Australians belong in Sup Forums

One day you will learn to appreciate the high quality posting of your Canadian overlords

I miss Tony.

Is that you Hambo?

To be quite honest. She was actually pretty nice.

Wouldn't consider dating her, cause she's out of my NEET league. She's a journalist and i'm a NEET collecting centabux. I can only dream though.

And you are ugly anyway m8.

>mfw I've reignited the hex memes

Mate. I'm the sexist cunt in all of Frankston M8

You still got all your teeth m8?

You mean Frankganistan

m8 I've got more teeth in my mouth than the whole population of franga m8. I have 7 teeth in total.

When does it start?

Frankston? And you know how to use a computer?

Astounding!

Gib Gallipoli

Gib reparations for historic injustice

FRANGA
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I bet you're posting from the Ambassador.

She'd only let you finger bash her, MAYBE even let you slip a fist in

m8 i was the Dux of Chisholm Frankston TAFE's VCAL Division! I'm like a rocket scientist down here m8

Ex-HMAS Cerberus fag here, why are there so many white trash hotties in Frankston?

How can I be good at shitposting? Please educate me Australia.

Cause they're all young. I'm being serious m8. if you see white trash hotties in frankston, 90% of the time they are under the age of 17

Drop out of school. Go to tafe and take a Cert II in Shitposting

So how much does she charge per hour?

this entire board agrees that your nation needs to go. Your shitposting has always sucked. Your 'country' looks like shit too. why bother?

Canadian posts always come off as angry and butthurt and overly serious.

>slip a fist in
It wouldn't touch the sides m8.

can you not read the OP?

Start drinking regularly at 14, drop out of school at 16 and take up a trade. Trade school is where you pick up maximum banter because that's what you spend 90% of the time doing

>Trade school is where you pick up maximum banter because that's what you spend 90% of the time doing
Literally this.

ITT: Hex nudes GO

May I enter? I wanna try a kangaroo burger

>Defending Liberals

This is the party which has gone about the last 10 months boasting about their love for innovation. Then drops funding for the department of innovation, science and industry. The guys who make the government money and promote growth.
Then they just piss it up the wall in tax write offs for private companies which their mates work in.

I hope you blokes are voting for the Libs next week

It can be a bit of a shitfight to change governments too often so I reckon we should just stick with the current mob for a while.

Mad as Hell is on Boys

Why did you cunts think bringing in a bunch of poisonous toads that eat bugs off cane to eat overpopulated bugs that don't go near cane was a good idea?
Why are you trying to bring in rhinos next?
Is this the perpetual Emu war?

Is that you #faketradie?

They're better than Labor at least.

kangaroo steaks freaking delicious

At what? Robbing everyone?

Why do all Australians sound like English people with down syndrome?

So, after the upcoming election, how long will it be before another coup?
I think you guys can make it two years this time.

Any of you guys see the Labor gook whinge about letting Australians decide for themselves if we should allow homosexuals to (((marry)))?

baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/not-one-straight-politician-knows-what-its-like-penny-wongs-deeply-personal-plebiscite-anguish-20160621-gpogvz.html

>I oppose a plebiscite because I don't want my relationship, my family, to be the subject of inquiry, of censure, of condemnation, by others

>my feelwings are more important than democracy

i saw her and others at a logies after party at a night club in crown. pretty hot, she had a bigger arse than i thought.

did i miss out on a good old fashioned finger and/or fisting?

They're better at keeping Australia Australian.

Fuck. Should've used a different site. Just change baka to s m h with no spaces.

>2016
>still having word filters

>They're better at keeping Australia Australian
No they're not because they are in thrall to big business who demand cheap foreign labour.

pay respects to Tones and you will be addressed politely

emu war is a lie

Why are Canadians so jealous of Australia?

What by stopping the boats and replacing them with direct flights from Somalia?

Jealous of a country literally overrun by abos? Being that close to poo in the loo? Nah.

Politicians aren't scientists and these cabinet positions are generally for show.

I really hate the holier-than-thou attitude that a lot of Labor bogans and Greens pseudo-intellectuals develop going into elections.
>muh NBN
>muh climate science
>muh go back the 1950s bigot dummy, I'm a smart science guy I watch friendlyjordies and vsauce
>muh (you)s

I fingered that chick in a nightclub once.

more hex memes

because memes don't have enough female diversity.

>friendlyjordies

Am I the only one that hates that faggot?

>overrun
Nigger, actual abos make up like 1% of the population. You probably have more gooks in Toronto than we have abos lel.

Even officially including all the 1/16th claimants they're still less than 3%.

can confirm she was fingered several times at the 2013 EB games expo.

I wish he would do American politics. I disagree with him on a lot of things but still find him funny

>friendlyjordies
Crikey he is nice to look at though.

What are the symptoms of alcohol poisoning? I drank way too much on Friday and still have a hangover

>What are the symptoms of alcohol poisoning?
You die and it doesn't take a week.

He's literally a paid shill, doesn't hide it.

His humour is Pewdiepie-tier

symptoms may include fingering retards at night clubs.

He's just a comedian who wants to be controversial by talking about politics that he doesn't have a clue about.

If I recall, he has written articles for the ABC about American politics, but haven't even checked them out.

He's an average comedian at best, he's comedy isn't incredibly funny, but it's average.

Good song mates?

youtube.com/watch?v=uwoLpyIv_yM

I hate climate shit, greens and labor but I am forced to vote for labor because liberal doesn't just rob me it is actively trying to defund my department. A department that generates more money than it costs to run it.

He is one of the least funny cucks on youtube, literally Onision tier humor.

It's the bloody emus m8, only those humans with bonza shitpost talent are alllowed to breed. Pure genetics and practice.
> He fell for the "Everyday Sissies get to shitpost" meme
The most you'll get with one of those is a filing job, or maybe shitpost analytics. The overlords decide who gets a job, and bloody Murdoch lies to us for a nest egg in sydney

Better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep

Scarnon cunts
I just finished cookin me kangaroo spag bollo
Whos jelly
Fair dinkum ay

>government money """""generation"""""
lol nice meme you literal thief

you should watch the weekly

What about this song lads? Really good I reckon:

youtube.com/watch?v=CxRMFwPpkBE

Pic related fingered me in a nightclub once

>big black cock

Lmfao, you don't defund a department that makes money....

Keep telling yourself that government shill

Give me tips about how to fingering in australian club

Go to revs. Eat pingas from sketch characters. Profit.

You seduce them with rubber chickens

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