/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Birthday Edition

>Countdown to Singapore GP:
f1countdown.com

>Countdown to Jerez GP:
fiaformula2.com

>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com
whenisf1on.com

>Unreliable 24x7 F1 Acestream:
76ed1f8be49d42bf182a44d48c96caaa3b010832

>HD Acestream links (only during sessions):
f1ace.stream

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 238 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 235 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 197 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 144 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 138 points

>News:
It's Ferrari racing birthday
McLaren-Renault announced next week maybe
Halo in different color for championship leader says Jean Todt

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=67rEoOuvG0Y
my.mixtape.moe/tdcwtr.mp4
motorsport.com/f1/news/sainz-renault-switch-str-mclaren-honda-951146/
it.motorsport.com/f1/news/clamoroso-sainz-in-renault-al-posto-di-palmer-dal-gp-della-malesia-951132/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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being this early

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4th for WAGsguy

This is going well.

7th for Minardi

Kek'd.

Did like this livery

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Minardi had some crackers.

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>Lewis Hamilton has scored 69 times as many poles as Daniel Ricciardo
How did we let this happen

The virgin cruise vs the Chad wheel bump

Ricci is just not a good qualifier

REVISED EDITION v.1.15

/F1/'s GUYS

>Esteban Ocon
>Gio the Nazi
>GIMI :D (in a post-ironic sense)
>Kobayashi/Crazy Nips in general
>JPM
>Jacques Villeneuve
>Interlagos
>SC
>GPKino
>Baku GOAT circuit thanks based Tilke
>le tricky lad
>Bernie Ecclestone
>Nelson Piquet Sr. aka the best Brazilian driver to ever exist
>Ross the Boss Brawn
>Jos the Boss Verstappen
>Carlos Sainz
>using the term "choco senna"
>Alain Prost
>Tractor cunt
>racing in the rain
>Flavio Briatore
>Vijay Mallya

REDDIT's GUYS

>Hamilton
>Wehrlein
>Grosjean
>"Dalai" Palmer
>Vettee
>Haas
>Halo
>2014-2017
>Mercedes
>Danny "honeybadger" Ricciardo
>Kimi "BWOAH" Räikkönen
>Sky Sports analysis and commentary
>Abu Dhabi
>Charlie Whiting
>VSC
>Zauba
>FIA
>Jean Todt
>understanding race and session stoppages with the justification of "muh safety"
>Nico "Le Mans Winner suck my balls see ya later" Hulkenberg of no podiums
>Toto "cuck" Wolff
>muh senna

I'm definitely tempted to add Adrian Sutil as our guy as well. Haven't considered WAGs as of yet but I am open for suggestions.

Is Bottas our guy or not?

DTM on Nuerburgring Race 1 in 15 bings.

Livestream with English commentary here:
youtube.com/watch?v=67rEoOuvG0Y

>mfw based Max gets a racewinning car at the age of 22 and wins everything for the next decade, destroying all records in the process

Pic related is also DEFINITELY our big guy

F1:

>acknowledging the daily reminder that Fangio was a carbabby
>Ascari (the corner)
>Blanchimont

Reddit:

>Eau "literally not even a corner anymore and not even the name of the corner people think it is" Rouge
>henno

Spaghetti Fettucini is not that good desu
I nominate Markelove, Ghiotto, and Leclerc as our guy

>implying seb isn't /ourguy/

>sell Minardi to RedBull
>they win at Monza

Btw the DTM stream should start any moment now.

youtube.com/watch?v=67rEoOuvG0Y

Get in faggots

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>DTM post Alfa 155
Why?

Why not? I like it.

DTM cars are so fucking ugly with all that aero and shit.

They need to go back to the 80's with the E30's etc where the cars actually resemble real production vehicles and get rid of all this pseudo-F1 horse shit.

Not that it matters anyway as the series is as good as dead at this point.

Aero and downforce literally kills the racing

He Dead?

is Ajo still shit

Is Bahamasbro still alive?

>inb4 earthquake, hurricane and tsunami

No, airbags to the rescue

No, he's a mechanic now lmao

Pulkkinen is the shit one on the Moto3 now

thanks for the info m8. I'll keep an eye on Pulkkinen tomorrow. Is he a crash merchant?

Noo, he's just 2-3 seconds slower per lap than the fastest guys. But he's only 16 and youngest on the grid so it's no suprise

we bikes naow

They found his severed arm in his room. He was killed defending his F1 model car collection and Claire body pillow from looters.

What about his Ricciardo body pillow

>Just a normal day in the Bahamas

Ocon and Tricky are reddit tier. Add Perez, Stroll and Rosberg to /our guys/.

Can we have that autistic journalist who asks the fucking amazing questions?

Ricky's football club just knocked out Poort Sadelaide with a shot after the siren in extra time lads.

MOTHA FUCKIN IGGS

>one white leg
very aspirational picture, I like it

getting hit by the back wheel cushioned his fall and made him land on his back rather than his head

That's his natural colour. Naita had a tanning accident while his leg was in a cast.

$tro££, Kvyat in full "we should put walls at the swimming pool" mode are /f1/

>I nominate Markelove, Ghiotto, and Leclerc as our guy

Literally best choices possible

>Jos Verstappen
>/f1/

If Hamilton and Senna aren't /ourguys/ for being niggers, what exactly makes you think any Verstappen is worthy of /f1/?

Actually, Fattoria can be /ourpig/. Jos and Amx are light skinned chimps

>Fattoria can be /ourpig/
fuck off she's /mygirl. and /mybreedingpig/

Clearly needs a halo

Rallying was the other way around in 80's and people miss it. Now aerodynamically, cars are pretty much "normal" yet people miss the giant wings of 80's, along with engine power. It's just nostalgia making you feel like that.
They sure did look sexy though.
my.mixtape.moe/tdcwtr.mp4

>Verstappen
U wot mate?

>Fattoria

>the absolute state of florida

Let's remember him in happier times.

To be fair, he's the most likely person to actually shitpost here, along with Ricciardo.

>bahamas still has internet connection
This hurricane is a false flag

oh my god the absolute state of cuck di resta

it's fine for rallying because the cars aren't racing each other so adding as much aero as they can muster doesn't detract from anything, and actually improves the sport

Paul Di Bottas

>mfw Bahamas survives the hurricane, Florida doesn't
>mfw Bahamas is actually 1st world

Hilfe

"okay"

im only getting the occasional sessions of tropical storm winds
we use our secret deflecting technology to send storms to larger (human and land) masses

You can keep her, /mygirl/ is floersch

I sure could do with some of that sweet, sweet truck racing this weekend.

had a toy f1 car in that livery

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I can't stand tops like that. Looks like she put a pair of bottoms on upside down. Would not bang

>Sweaty Sophie

Found the name of Seb's next car.

>t. homosex

Oh boy

>ywn get this sweaty after a steamy sex session.

no I'm not Floersch

I get that sweaty when I masturbate over Floersch.

In other news, have we heard any more about Alonso's Instagram post about Indy?

Epic meme my lad senpai

No, and twitterverse still intacto

It's decided.

Sainz goes to Renault.
Gasly temporarily goes to TR.
TR will start with Honda PUs.
McLaren finally get away and will use Renault PUs.

>you now remember Gaston Mazzacane

>he's driving Sweaty Sophie to the absolute limit
>relentlessly pounding her around and extracting every inch
>Sebastian must be in ecstasy as Sophie is thrashing about beneath him
>He's keeping her just about in control, correcting every squirm she makes

KILL
THE
DOG

>this was enough for Mazzacane to get 1 and a half seasons in F1

>as they cross the finish line, she climaxes and releases a huge puddle of oil on the track

*COMMING IN HOT*

helps if link right thing

>Assisted Cunt Control - ACC

this reminds me of Alonso's McLaren

kek

>Vettel's picked up a huge flat spot there, now his car will be vibrating harder than an old washing machine

/f1/ - porn

Yeah. I like this post. Would advise others to take a moment out of their day to think about, and respond with something nice. Have a nice day good poster

Thanks for your appreciation, my good friend. :-)

>implying

THICC

motorsport.com/f1/news/sainz-renault-switch-str-mclaren-honda-951146/

FUGG
>PAL BTFO
PAL BTFO
>PAL BTFO
PAL BTFO

ftfy

KUBICA FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

wtf I hate renault now

I want to use Milka Duno's tits as crash barriers.

>Sainz could join Renault as early as this year’s Malaysian Grand Prix

pretty cool timeline tbqh

CARLOS

it.motorsport.com/f1/news/clamoroso-sainz-in-renault-al-posto-di-palmer-dal-gp-della-malesia-951132/

Italian motorsport says Sainz-Renault at Sepang is basically confirmed

Oh boy, wowee

>the absolute state of joe lee and