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first for josie
Cara
Maisie
en zed
driving around auckland
what was I laughing at again?
oh yes, that mentally challenged irishman
hello nigger
correct but doesn't roll off the tongue as well
cute boyz (use your imagination)
Recycle this thread later x
Fush n Chups
it actually fucking disgusts me that there are people posting here who are so new that they don't know about kev
if you've been here for less than 2 years AT LEAST, fuck off
ring ring
his name is Kevin Boyle and he's an unfortunately sad Irish man who deals with cold weather
Luv me sum fush n chups
all 80 million of them?
>this is a 10/10 in bongland
Anyone else find it kind of sad that /brit/ is such a central part of their life
hello?
hmm helo
prime minister selfie... me in my rented flat on downing street... teddy's always got the swiper... don't mess me about sunshine
1.City
2.Arsenal
3.Chelsea
4.Manure
18. Swansea
19. West Ham
20. Huddersfield
reposting it. find a flaw. all objective observations. i am a Milton Keynes Dons fan so i have no bias
i have a recurring paranoia that if i was somehow successful in moving to NZ, getting NZ citizenship and abandoning my british citizenship leaving me purely a citizen of NZ, I'd still be considered less of a Kiwi than someone of chinese descent who happened to be born in Palmerston North.
How much weight do I need to get rid off?
40 pounds?
gonna paint a wagon
gonna paint it fine
gonna use oil-based paint
cause that wood is pine
*licks yer nipples*
> i am a Milton Keynes Dons fan
*continues laughing*
you'd be all fish and fries or some shit
hello
well yea they were born and raised in NZ
hello
STOP!
the person below is a crypto-yank
MENTIONED
On the occasion of the three-hundredth anniversary of Martin Luther's nailing of his ninety-five theses , about 500 Protestant German students agreed to organize a "national festival" at the Wartburg.
Many people were bitter about dreams of German national unity shattered after the 1815 Congress of Vienna.
The red, black, and gold flag they waved was selected as the official national colors of the German flag in 1919, and again in 1949.
The event itself was also used as a justification for the Carlsbad Decrees of 1819, which were aimed at quelling a growing sentiment for German unification.
palmie mentioned
Why the fuck are you an mk Dons fan lol
Also no way West ham are getting relegated
Be nice to each other x
fush and chups brew
is it our year?
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>he got rid of almost all of them
what gives
peter cushing lives in whitstable
i have seen him on his bicycle
i have seen him buying vegetables
peter cushing lives in whitstable
wtf faceapp has removed the blackface feature
bet it was those bloody lefties again
Qt Fushnchups
but it's not fair, they're a chink while i'm of exactly the same lineage as the majority-european population.
(not even Sup Forums about this, it's just weird that a British colony can view those of British descent as foreigners, even if they've lived there for decades, simply by birth.)
fucked up my example a bit though, my go-to is a hong-konger who moved there as a baby (but was born in HK.)
i'm even more paranoid about the australians, partially because i've only met one australian who wasn't chinese.
West Ham is going down. they struggle to be a team and they got three more pricks. Biliç won't even see 2018 as West Ham manager mate. trust me
I think they're just private
*yaaaaaaawn*
Oh i know
hello me in the future
Nah, they're woefully mismanaged but they've got a way better team than 19th
nonce
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love that accent
thread theme
helo do u lik tea?
poo a'brewin bigly tbqh ngl la
they shouldve blacked gordon ramsay on the app
yea but if a random lot of kiwis sat down in a pub reminiscing about NZ you'd be lost while the kiwis talked about kids shows they used to watch or whatever they used to do as a kids as kids down their equivalent to grimsby arcade and picking up a 'netto from the paki shop
yea we have a lot of deep ties but it's a different country and culture
are jaffa cakes really good?
Yeah
the only funny thing this grim shut-in ever did was take a picture of himself walking toward a camera
everything else seems to be just boring and of below average intelligence
>tfw unironically enjoy lloyd george's sauce
Damned good tune all the same
at what age am i allowed to wear a flat cap
i want to fulfil my stereotype
poo and pee and havin a wee
t. northern peasant
QT
GOOLD?
>t. northern peasant
yeah but it's not fair i don't want to be british it's shit.
also (in the spirit of bizarre hypotheticals) i bet they'd entertain someone born in NZ who moved to britain at 3 with their parents to work, but kept citizenship and came back after graduating secondary, but again reject me on the basis of birth (even though functionally the one born in NZ and I have the exact same number of memories of growing up in NZ: bugger all.)
though i guess due to parentage they'd have a twinge of the eecsent.
retirement
>lefties
they have no power without a Jewish master to allow it to happen
These are my favourite podcasts
What do you lads like?
is there such a thing as upper working class lads? not sure where I be fittin on the ol' scalearoonie
me
amusing myself
Just been listening to Sam Harris's recently
same, one of the best in english
pair of wankers you lot aye right mates cheers luv *chuffs a pint*
The Official Podcast, except every episode where they have an outside is objectively worse
me on the left
oh yea thats a bit shit
generally a lot of these visa citizenship and passport type things are reciprocal (we do it to you, you do it to us) regardless of historical ties or whatever
huz it sank un?
don't like dogs, children, normies, and a good deal of women. how fucked am I lads
drumpf is literally kim jong un
How come one person possibly listen to let alone enjoy this much football and sport discussion?
This is literally like 10-15 hours a week of football/sport discussion
The Swiss had taken control of Milan (for France the gateway to Italy) after their victory at the Battle of Novara (1513).
In response, 21 year old Francis of France hauled 72 huge cannons over new-made roads over the Col d'Argentière, a previously unknown route.
Francis was in his tent, trying on a new suit of armor, when scouts reported the coming of the Swiss. He quickly sprang into action, commanding the foremost lancers in the French army (and perhaps Europe).
Furious French cavalry charges, often led by the young king himself, succeeded time and again in throwing back Swiss gains.
“I have vanquished those whom only Caesar vanquished” was printed on the medal King Francis ordered struck to commemorate the victory.
Considering the battle his most cherished triumph, Francis requested that he himself be knighted on the battlefield, in the ancient style.
France offered the Swiss "perpetual peace". The "Perpetual Peace" was broken only during the French Revolutionary Wars in 1798.
wonder if the new european would pay me for glurged out articles talking about the 1975 referendum
just want money, that's all i care about.
do you like pints?
you can find your type of girl and live without having a kid or a pet dog desu
anyone up for a half pint
what a tragic board
almost makes Sup Forums look good
cahn eat your ghost chups
pints and some cocktails
full of cold lads
been necking 'sips and 'zade, snorting 'fed, gobbing 'oothers and snotting like a filipina on an aussie's salami
installing the new android update
Only weak people get colds