Post terrible band names

Post terrible band names

>death cab for cutie

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>Godspeed! you black emperor

actually I think that's a pretty good name for a very boring band

There is a country band called the midnight riders which is the same as the fictional rock band from Left 4 Dead 2 and they just steal riffs from popular rock songs

thats pretty cool tho

Godsmack always irked me.

similar name to godflesh despite being complete shit in comparison

Satan's Almighty Penis
Autistic Daughters

Godspeed You!* and it's awesome.

Neutral Milk Hotel
Death Grips
Slint

Starfucker and Shitdisco could have had bigger careers if it weren't for their names.

Deathgrips is good, its when you jack it so much that actual sex cant make you cum anymore, their music is the aggressive masturbation and when you go to listen to other music after them it doesnt do it anymore

>butthole surfers

literally why

Portugal. The Man
Avec le soleil sortant de sa bouche (+ all of their song titles are even shittier)
Plenty unfindable vaporwave artists due to their weird combinations of roman and japanese alphabets

slint is a cool name fuck u

It's actually the opposite, the experience of listening to Death Grips is so horrible that listening to literally anything else feels like heaven

...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of the Dead
!!!
The Mr. T Experience
The The
Jupiter Apple
We Were Promised Jetpacks
The GOAT And Your Mom
Com Truise
Architecture In Helsinki
I'm From Barcelona
Giraffes? Giraffes!
Vampire Weekend
Tennis

Not really what’re you asking about, but I think lots of stoner rock bands have generic names, like Belzebong, Weedeater, Bongzilla, Bongripper, a band just called Bong... Also, how many bands have “Acid” and “Witch” in them? Acid Bath, Uncle Acid, Acid King, Acid Witch, Bell Witch, Witchrider

>david wowie

Camp kill yourself is a bad band name

Shellac
Husker Du
The Diodes
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Doors
The Crickets
The Beatles
The Animals
The Who
Love
Death
The Swinging Medallions
The Swinging Blue Jeans
The Zombies.

I could go on and on.

I actually like a lot of these bands I listed, but these have got to be the STUPIDEST names for bands!

>And, believe me, there are literally thousands of bands with stupid names out there!

Does it trigger you?

learn to greentext you fucking newfag

Ice Nine Kills
The Maine
We The Kings

They took it from an Alice in chains song. But yeah, awful name.

>Had to re-read three times because I misread "Ice Nine Kills" as "Nine Inch Nails"

It is a terrible name but it fits the name perfectly

No

The tony danza tap dance extravaganza

fucking """"gotye""""

I've always thought !!! was a dumb one because of house it's pronounced (chk chk chk) but they're groovy af

I always read it as goat eye

I always read it as "got ye!"

Agreed, i really think they'd be more popular if they didnt have such a retarded name that's impossible to talk about

Yeah I've been lucky enough to get one friend into them, but we both still cringe at the name lmao

>My Bloody Valentine
>Black Moth Super Rainbow

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Godflesh is actually a great band name though

That's a big butthole on his head.

Still shit.
Along with almost any band name, it's all garbage.

I feel like such a brainlet every time I see this picture because the only thing I can understand is the excel thing. Can anyone explain the rest, or at least some of it?

black hole where no knowledge is present

Perhaps its fake math problems user. I mean it would line up with the message of the photo which is that the wojak is really really dumb

What is an example of a good band name to you?

The name of the artist

They played by a huge variety of names before assuming that name. One time the guy who announced them forgot their name or something and just called them "Butthole Surfers" because they were about to play their song Butthole Surfer. The rest is history.

Both of these make sense, I guess. Thank you very much.

The GOAT and Your Mom are quite literally the GOAT
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HxBa0AmVYfM

Carissa's wierd

The problem is that they named themselves after the wrong Bonzo song

I'm not positive but the left half looks like calculations for escape velocity from a black hole and the right half looks like calculations for the force of gravity from a black hole.

Car seat headrest

Gotta be bait, no one can actually think Death Grips is a bad band name

ITT: people with shit taste posting good band names

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Car Seat Headrest

I kinda like Tennis desu. Other ones are awful.

Every nu-metal band that ever existed

black veil brides
all-american rejects

believe me or not, but out of every Sup Forums's boards, it's on /mu I read the most stupid things

brosis and overground

>my morning jacket
>The New Pornographers
>the head and the heart

So wait, instead of meaning hitting God, it just means the best heroin of all time?

Not really. Seems a bit juvenile

Lol, it doesn't have anything to do with masturbation. Having a death grip on something means you're holding on very tightly, like when youre driving through snow and slipping all over and you have to squeeze the shit out of the steering wheel to make yourself feel better.

I agree. It's like if a fedora named a band.

I like the name too but with a name like that, it's hard for them to grow their brand. Same goes for Starfucker.

though I really like them its a bad name that they got from a documentary about japanese biker gangs

Why do they love transportation so much?

Radiohead

Actually, "Death" in their name is a noun, not an adjective. Referring to the personification of death.

Tennis is allright
The the is obviously just a joke.

Everything else, yeah

>He don't know that it's named after a Bonzo Dog Band song

literally everything with more than three words

Bread

>neutral milk hotel

That's worse

Korn

The Presidents of the United States of America

overstimulation is kind of a thing in their music

ricky eat acid

>perfume genius

>The Doors
>The Beatles
>The Who
>bad

>Why do they love transportation so much?
Probably something about changes in the world and some dystopian future influences

slint is a cool name you giant faggot. britt had a fish that he named slint, and the band liked it so they used it as their name

Candlebox
Saw them live in the mid 90's. Good gig but always hated the name.

>Sleater-Kinney
>The pains of being pure at heart
Hipsters, pls

Even though I really like their music (or at least did) The Offspring.

Starfucker is a great name though honestly. Saw them live once though, a bunch of weird fucks they are.

At least it wasn't Candlejack

Then nobody attending their shows wou-

>$uicideboy$
I like some of their music but I can't recommend them to people without seeming like a mentally unstable individual

Who are Candlejack?

Gym Class Heroes
Biffy Clyro
LCD Soundsystem
Run the Jewels
Chvrches
Grizzly Bear

I love them but Radiohead is a bad name when you think about it

I hope you get to some shelter, but it's too late for you.

What about the Lonius monk quartet?

John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band

Wait, we're not naming best band names?

Fucking newfags don’t even know how to do the Candlejack meme righ

Have a Nice Life
Alvvays
cLOUDEAD
Carissa's Weird
The Beach Boys
Cocteau Twins
Slint
Weezer
Perfect Pussy

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I'm an oldfag, been here since 2k13, still don't know your reddit candlejack meme.

The Talking Heads

Great band name. You're fucking high