STOKE vs MANCHESTER UTD Pre Match Discussion and Game Thread #1

Kick off 17:30 BST

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#SCFC Starting XI v @ManUtd: Butland; Cameron, Zouma, Wimmer; Diouf, Fletcher, Allen, Pieters; Shaqiri, Jese; Choupo-Moting

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Another boring 4-0 for Manchester United.
This will be a good daye

Guess that means we're playing in black today

motherfucker doesn't play Lindelof

Needs work La

did you see what he did vs real in USA? lol, Lindelof is a fucking idiot

>throwing Lindelof into a game away at Stoke

He'll play on Tuesday versus Basel. Bailly and Jones are suspended for that one.

suspended what for?

Bailly got a red card for hitting someone in the EL semifinal last season that landed him a 3 match suspension. Jones got a 2 or 3 game ban (can't remember) for verbally abusing a UEFA doping agent after the EL final. He was dragged away from a team picture for the victims of the Manchester bombing to go and do a blood test.

Kinda need to win this after today's results. Thought Tottenham, City or Chelsea might have slipped up.

>0 white scorers

Any user got a nice stream?

>no Fellaini due to injury

We lost lads.

actually unironically concerned at this.

Does anyone ever watch BT Sport Score?

I know, he's so good when you want to defend a lead.

Fellaini scored against Leicester.

Nah. Guessing it's a knockoff of Soccer Saturday.

Haha Jake Humphreys top lad haha. LAD. Cheeky banter. Cheeky banter with the lads. Haha

anyone else get really fat during the holi's and then become really skinny during the academic year? i feel like i'm gonna die from heart attack if i keep this up every year

I literally only watch the match time on BT Sport. watching MUTV buildup desu

How much did united spend on lindelof

£30m

lindalot

>Mark Hughes thinks he's spotted a weakness in this Man Utd team that he'll exploit today

Hmmmm.

Darmain and whoevers on the left.

Wonder if it's the same weakness as last year

3/5 Stones.

probably let them score 4 getting it out of the way and then look to score one, cementing Hughes as the legend coach who scored first against United

We'll Blind is an obvious weakness but he's not playing today. Darmian can defend. He's just shit going forward.

MAN TRY SAY STOKE CAN HOLD ME

>shawdrops

8.4 pounds?

SHUT UP

he's injured I think

>bet my salary on Manure
Hope they win

£1?

300 US

Darmian is wank

Need a cheey stoke draw desu

I thought he really improved towards the end of last season

He was good in the EL run last year

Fecking Vietnams
Official chicken and plane ticket sponsers.

Nah he's good at defending

Gonna go suck some dick before the game starts, lads. Jealous? Faggots. I'm a girl.

I'm genuinely jealous.

Hopefully one of your Lukakus, your Pogbas or your Rahsfords can get a goal today.

Predicting a 0-0 barnstormer.

SHAT AP

FUG LADS Jose has a sexy new coat this season. Looks like one of his 2004/2005 outfits.

>Valencia not playing for Valencia

>I'm a girl.
Actually you're not as there are no genders anymore.

>Pogbas Mum doing his hair again

MANCHESTER

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

But will they do it on a mildly warm night in Stoke?

HAHA look at the top of Mourinhos head
fucking JUST man with barely any hair :DD

>in-programme betting adverts
Disgusting.

This Chupo Moting lad is the worst player in the league from what I've seen so far. Hopefully I can reverse jinx him

wtf is going on with these intense hugs?

*bites lip*

HOUSTON
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Ref kit is /fa/

Do girls even like sucking dick?

>gashford
>pookaku
>pogshit

Literally bet365 the tv show.

>wrestlemania

only if it's unwashed,they love the smell of unwashed dick
also dick cheese is always a plus

match has started lads

Name one good game hat Pogba has had after getting a haircut.

Pro tip: you can't.

Only if you're a 10/10 Chad

cheers pal

lots of pacey black lads on show today, should be a cracker

>bet365 arena
That's fucking awful

lol nice one mate. top kek

i love this club

>Man City 5-0 Liverpool

wtf i hate liverpool. i am a United customer now

>black kit

Mourinho gets exposed today

Why are BT cameras so shit and far away?

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fitting innit

>cuts to stoke crowd
>instant regret as people drop their subscriptions

>BT Sport match time: 1st Half
FUCK OFF BT

lukaku and pogba look naked

>game isn't on TV because NBC is playing hurricane irma shit instead
Hook me up with a stream, lads

End to end stuff

Cos they don't actually have any idea how to do footy matches properly, hence Owen

also checked

Where the fuck is the match time?

disgraceful

>1st Half

What the fuck BT.

it literally says '1st half'
what the fuck are BT doing? advertising to Americans?

it's the first half
what else do you need

Well now, I'm not gonna talk about streams. In fact, we're not gonna talk about streams at all

>BT just hired me two weeks ago

Wont hear a bad word against them lads

They forgot to start the clock at kick off. BT should be banned from covering football.

how the fuck am I going to know when to stand up and give a minutes applause?

If there's one thing the premier league has taught us, it's that the bad guys always win