/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition Redux

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Schaub is God

Mike Bis

Have you at least gone to a shelter?

Nope. Want me to get some pictures for you guys?

Sure. Maybe do a face reveal since we know this is the end

fights tonight

Convince me that Khabib could beat Kevin Lee

Nah

Him and Ferg are both padded and would lose to LKL

give your P4P rankings

1. DJ
2. JJ
3. Tyron
4. Max Holloway
5. Stipe
6. Conor
7. Nunes
8.Cormier
9. Cody Garbrandt
10. Whittaker

He can't. Khabib would get TKOd in the 2nd.

>coral springs

>Tyron
>ahead of Stipe let alone Max

Do I need to remind you his first defense was a draw, second win was controversial, and third win was a snoozefest

Non autist thread:

Whats your issue dude? We already have a thread and are discussing MMA

> 10 more hours until 215
im about to heem myself stiff out of boredom

bad bait lad

>tfw too intelligent to believe in god

He defeated two specialists uncontroversially, he is the nfl equivalent of a great defense. Holloway hasn't even defended yet and Stipe is in a weak weight class

Trying to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent being an obese NEET neckbeard there lad?

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Bisping poster is also the /mma/ poster

not bait

OP doesn't matter. You threas isn't any better. Fuck off

He won both fights against Thompson.

>HW
>weak

Get better at b8ing man.

The sperg is al rev'd up

>OP doesn't matter
Yet you have been the one making the OPs for the last 2 days now day and night, what's wrong with you?

what ethnicity is gilbert melendez?

prelims start in 3.5 hours

Thats twice you've failed to beat me buddeh.

Motherfucking ninja, 209 that's wassup

bean

>three good fighters
>not weak

Has no one out the pieces together? Calendar was the /mma/ OP.

no one gives a fuck

Getting windy bros. Hope I get to watch one of my boys Giblert before power goes out.

Ninja-American

>lets take the biggest manlet in the division and pair him up with the biggest lanklet in the division
what exactly did they mean by this?

I'm worried about you, do you think this is normal behavior?

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If DJ is the best UFC fighter pound per pound, why was Mcgregor called the best UFC fighter in the Mayweather fight?

no one gives a fuck

>just now realizing UFC rankings are a marketing tool

Isn't Flyweight the weakest?

For sure invite one of those palm trees into your guard, my man

is obese autist still here? lets check:

Zabit is shit

Are you okay?

Circus fights are the life blood of mma

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New episode is up. I guess they are starting the two a week episodes.

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No one cares you idiot

Funny how Americans are so amused by believe you me. I know it doesn't make sense but it's such a common phrase here to see it questioned is bizarre.

Whats there to be worried about?

>go on Sup Forums
>make thread
>resume life while h8rs are in shambles

What did they mean by this?

Cody Pfister vs Krazy Horse is a very important fight in the Lightweight division

>Resume life
How do you resume life when you've been here for 2 days straight?

I thought he retired lel

Can somebody post the American Psycho Reem webm ?

>these Sup Forums cucks and their "football" ruining my /heem/ experience

End football RIIIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOOW

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Will Sup Forums be mad when in ten years the entire ufc is black and way better than any whites ever were?

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>broncos season opener is on fucking monday night football and I have to go to work on morning shift

1 pm games are the best

I'm now remembering what a fedora tipper bisbong used to be. He told Vitor there is no Jesus before their fight

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you guys are pretty annoying

i still want to see the trilogy though

Clover

What went wrong?

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now post the pic of when he defended those belts

Bisbong makes the best threads.

Michael Bisping has never lost to a natty opponent.

Does this make him the GOAT by default? Him being champion now is not coincidence.

Who revved him up this time?

Reem bless lads

Are you sure about that?

It's not healthy to spend 20 hours a day on Sup Forums

Why does the scat spammer do it? Why /heem/ of all places does he terrorize?

You're right, you should probably go to sleep.

Post it one more time and there will be consequences.

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For sure Krazy Horse will land a sneaky heem

*Roger /heem/ police we got a 323 Over*

>now post the pic of when he defended those belts

Conor is too good to defend. Once he wins, he moves on to the next division/sport. No need to keep fighting the same old bums.

Once he KOs GGG in a year or two, he'll probably return to the UFC to clean up welterweight.

This is just sad

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Chart showing

interest in MMA/the UFC since Conor shit the bed against Mayweather (purple)

number of fucking tools posting "bless" bullshit and gossiping about each other on /heem/ like the rest of us give a fuck (protip: we fucking don't)

Anyone here know who the UFC middleweight champion is? Sorry, haven't watched MMA in a while.

Silva

>tools
>s
It's one loser talking to himself. He hasn't logged out in 2 days.

please don't drive or operate heavy machinery while you're on whatever it is you're on, kiddo

I find it hilarious the only fighters the average person cares about are

>mandrama roidfreak
>coke head
>Irish monkey
>6/10 blonde woman

Have fun with that 90k PPV sales tonight

I thought Pfister retired and crazy horse was a BW?

i thought bisping won the chael fight too but what the judges say goes

Bisping arguably lost to CB, Leites, and Anderson

>6/10
You're being too generous there.

picks brah where are you?

>I can't enjoy a card if it won't do at least 1 million buys xD

when is the show on dummies?

People being disrespectful to Aldo on his page, I told them not to because it was his birthday so they got mad at me and called me a pussy.

One was about 5'4 and the other had bad hairline, I had the last laugh.

I'm off to sleep soon, I really hope RDA wins.

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