How do I get a metal gf

How do I get a metal gf

kidnap

go to local metal shows, look for the lonely females
it's not that hard

I’d recommend lost-wax-casting with bronze.

metal girls have poor hygiene and if they have good hygiene then they are poseurs

Girls dont go to shows in hopes of finding a guy. They are there just to watch the show so dont do this. Its annoying.

HAHAHAHA are you implying girls care about music?
get a load of this guy

with meth

go to bdsm/goth parties, metal waifus are there in abundance

enjoy your stds

no clue

go to metal shows or festivals and find a hot girl
not that hard
unless you have problems talking with hot girls like most of us

what kind of metal do metal chicks like, Sup Forums?

all metal girls are fat. if they aren't fat then they don't actually listen to metal, sorry.

Most metal girls have shit taste and only listen to popular stuff.

>all metal girls are fat

so? i prefer plumpers over asian women that have the physique of a 16yr old teen bro

besides most metal girls only are into metal ironically and go to shows to get backstage and get passed around by bandmates

wtf do asian women have to do with this. metal girls are porkers, this is a provable fact

>wtf do asian women have to do with this. metal girls are porkers, this is a provable fact

i like porkers

>all metal girls are fat
why not just date the fat girl now and make her skinny over time?

go to europe

Too much time investment, not that worthwhile.

Rome wasn't built in a day

Rome didn't constantly try to disassemble itself

I ended up dating a girl in a metal band via tinder, so the real solution is to be confident and take them out for dinner? she was a broke ass sound engineering student and I was working fulltime so I got to spoil her with nice food and we went to get piercings together after dating for like a month.
find some cutie on tinder who plays guitar and see if your taste matches up!

sounds good

t. Perseus

her soul will still be fat

Why would you want a girlfriend made out of metal?

I'd want a girlfriend that was a human being.