UFC 215: Nunes vs. Shevchenko 2# thread 2

[Michael King]

>Main Card (UFC 215)
Amanda Nunes vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Neil Magny vs Rafael dos Anjos
Henry Cejudo vs Wilson Reis
Ilir Latifi vs Tyson Pedro
Jeremy Stephens vs Gilbert Melendez

>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1)
Sara McMann vs Ketlen Vieira (Now)
Sarah Moras def Ashlee Evans Smith via (Sub)
Rick Glenn def Gavin Tucker via (UD)
Alex white def Mitch Clarke via (retirement)

>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Arjan Bhullar def Luis Henrique via (UD)
Kajan Johnson def. Adriano Martins (Meme strike)

[Luke Wood]

first for niggers stink

[Michael Edwards]

dc sucks

[Gabriel Richardson]

dc sucks and cruz is a fag

[Carter Butler]

Requesting a webm of that horrible GNP

[Elijah Adams]

This is the Schaub

[Ethan Jones]

Mummy Sara's big bum!

[Hudson Long]

Gooden should replace Anik 2bh

[Zachary Rivera]

SARA

[Gabriel Cooper]

*GADOOOSH*

[Ryder Parker]

Using iPhone for first time

>can't play webms

Wtf

[Oliver Ortiz]

>wmma

[Mason Green]

Coral springs died trying to watch the fights in the hurricane
Press F to pay respects

[Kayden Phillips]

JOE HAS SAID THE WORD DEXTERITY NINETEEN FUCKING TIMES NOW AND THE MAIN CARD HASN'T EVEN STARTED.

DOES HE KNOW ANY OTHER WORDS?

[Blake Peterson]

sheem tappy

[Xavier Diaz]

fuck

[John Sanders]

MOMMY!

[Josiah Thomas]

Hahahhahahaha america btfo

[Cooper Richardson]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad

[Dylan Long]

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK

[Angel Butler]

McMann's knee is purple

[Michael Martinez]

wmma is so fucking bad

[Noah Gonzalez]

Iphones are not for turbo nerds

[Tyler Carter]

Thank McGregor for saving boxing, thank him.

[Camden Lewis]

why must the mma gods punish us with such a shit card

[Juan Perez]

SHEEM TAPPY

[Jeremiah Foster]

told u fags about McMann getting rekt

[Henry Garcia]

AMERIKEKS BTFO

BASED HUE

[Lucas Wright]

Sara mcmann is a refugees welcome retard glad she lost

[Joshua Parker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Jason Reyes]

>AYH I MEAN AYH

[Sebastian Foster]

wtf?
Sheem tappy but she was in half guard?

[Gabriel Hughes]

How long until title fight?

[Jordan Harris]

Thank you Conor.

[Owen Lewis]

I hate Brazilians

[Brayden Sanchez]

it's the one he just learned

[Josiah Morris]

SHEEM TAPPY

[Christopher Young]

>Lost to a wrong side arm in choke
>Your trademark choke

[Charles Collins]

HUE

[Samuel Mitchell]

>women
Pottery

[Cooper Anderson]

2 hours minimum

[Benjamin Lopez]

People often talk about the fivehead, but viera sports the little known twohead

[Jonathan Moore]

ROIDMONSTER SJW BTFO

BASED HUE

ABSOLUTELY B A S E D HUE

BRAZIL IS WHITE

[Aiden Rodriguez]

>ameriwrestlers
putas

[Noah Wright]

>those cold dead doll eyes

[Daniel Gomez]

Thank you based American

[Nathan Rodriguez]

...

[Jordan Anderson]

mentally broke

[William Perez]

>Alex white def Mitch Clarke via (retirement)
Misleading, it was a TKO
He retired afterwards

All finishes though, nice prelims

[Lucas Gonzalez]

...

[Jayden Powell]

that choke looks pretty simple, should I ever try it on somebody if I'm ever in a position to have to defend myself ?

[Blake Baker]

who /marc anthony/ here

[Jonathan Allen]

She got Sage'd

[David Butler]

gamefaqs.com/boards/212-martial-arts/75753346

thoughts?

[Kevin Ortiz]

Sarahs juice arms get her choked out lel

[Jaxson Foster]

SOPA DE MCMANN

[John Powell]

>female main event

[Ryan Hall]

go back to Sup Forums faggot

[Angel Jones]

Brazilian ""people"" are disgusting.

[Dominic Fisher]

...

[Christopher Morris]

sexist

[Dominic Green]

I'm just here to see Nunes get blown the fuck out. Biggest meme in wmma so far

[Julian Cruz]

>Iphones are not for turbo nerds

What did he mean by this?

[Nathan Stewart]

ONE LAST WAR

WAR MELENDEZ

\O/

[Jose Robinson]

what's that choke named?

also I'm trying to explain why Brendan Schaub sucks and why he is a meme that needs to end but I can't. I just don't like him.

[Owen Powell]

SKKKEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

[Elijah Lewis]

Valentina Shevchenko is my UFC waifu

[Thomas Gutierrez]

No. For you your best chance is to run away.

[Andrew Parker]

...

[Nolan Moore]

cormier haters are a peculiar bunch

[Dylan Campbell]

who the fuck is that OP? why is he credible? seems pretty dumb

[Juan Martin]

It's more of a von flue choke than an arm triangle.

[Charles Bennett]

Always appreciate the webms

[Ayden Fisher]

Ketlen has that Overeem hairline

[Joseph Nguyen]

>Ketlen Gets one takedown
>Finishes the fight

Did wrestling just get btfo?

[Tyler Robinson]

Sandblasting prostitutes? Obviously bullshit though

[Carter Sanchez]

>tfw your girl loses

[William Sullivan]

what if Val has a wardrobe malfunction tonight and we get to see her sweaty bumhole

[Nolan Watson]

what does he mean by this?

[Aaron Rivera]

Obviously he is high as fuck, he barely takes this shit seriously anymore. Dude has serious drug problems.

[Jaxon Adams]

...

[Carson Young]

thx for this

[Carter Stewart]

this bitch crying like she just won the title jesus christ

[Carter Hernandez]

Kek another great white hype.

Prepare to be disappointed

[Owen Edwards]

do you shave your hands?

[Matthew Murphy]

>another shitty translator
I could literally translate better

[Jonathan Young]

>OBRIGADO, DEUS
My girl.

[Jacob Rivera]

you're a treasure

[Aaron Jackson]

this was his proof

[Luis Hernandez]

what a shit card so far

[Noah Evans]

...

[Bentley Davis]

joe has skin condition on his hands

[Jordan Gray]

AYYY BADABINGBABOOM WHEREZ THAT SPAGGETA SAWC

[Gavin Ramirez]

>getting choked out on your own roid shoulders

hoisted upon her own petard

[Aiden Collins]

probably has some stupid product he eats with dove eggs and eel cum that makes your hands hairy because its fucking primal

[Brayden Jenkins]

How do you understand brazilian?

[Benjamin Wright]

lol this translator

[Kevin Hall]

>this card is quite strong

[James Wilson]

That's what excess test and roids will do to you.

He has become bigfoot. That's why he's so interested in finding it, gotta get back to his real family.

[Owen Stewart]

Shocking