/nfl/ general: Keeping California Clean edition

CHI:Akiem Hicks lands four-year, $48 million deal
LAR:Aaron Donald ends holdout, out for Week 1
PIT:Steelers extend Tuitt at 5 years, $60 million
NYG:Beckham travels with team, game-time decision
:Colts cut ties with Matt Jones after 6 days
NE:Report: Teams asking Pats about Dion Lewis
DAL:Jaylon Smith (knee) expected to start Week 1
DAL:Zeke granted TRO, likely to play all season
SEA:Thomas Rawls: Game-time decision for Week 1
JAC:Jaguars send Dede Westbrook (core) to IR
JAC:Calvin Pryor resurfaces with Jacksonville
WAS:Jamison Crowder (hip) expects to face Eagles

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Stafford is Elite

Chiefs

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>Aaron Donald ends holdout, out for Week 1

Why would he be out for week one?
He reported and pass his physical?

This desu. I still absolutely believe they have the owl in hand.

Didn't practice.

Go deep user

Giants-Cowboys
Who you got Sup Forums?

Well ay least this one had news

Oh wow, I turned the game off at the half

Profootballtalk reports DT Aaron Donald has reported to the Rams.

>Donald passed his physical after sitting out training camp, but won't play against the Colts this week. It's a surprise after most reports expected Donald to hold out into the regular season. The Rams haven't made much progress on Donald's extension, but talks could heat up now that he's back with the team. Donald has a chance to return on a limited snap count in Week 2.

I'd like to see the Giants win for the asspain it would cause Dem Boyz fans.

Your face when you kick the shit out of the sorry-ass Steelers.

>le raiders are super bowl contenders meme

who the actual fuck keeps pushing this stale meme? they arent even the best in their own division

A certain tripfaggot is the only one who believes it

LOOK AT MY DAB

What food and snacks do you have ready for the big opening day tomorrow?
I havent bought anything yet, Im gonna go out later. I really dont want to leave the couch tomorrow

Lol. What a cancerous fanbase

>shitting on the one man who played a big part in bringing your shit franchise into relevancy

Great """"""""""""""""""""fan"""""""""""""""""""""" base there bawwwwwwwmbston

>nfl mexico deletes and apologized for this tweet

>implying anyone knows spic
Translate it you fucking faggot

I dont speak that jive turkey gobblety gook

>implying I speak bean rune

I unironically don't fully understand spanish, but the tweet itself was about the Mexican Earthquake and the >Chefs winning

Something Mexico City like an earthquake because they can't believe the Chefs won the opening game.

You do realize you could've clicked the translate button right?

>when Mexico City shakes from an earthquake because it can't believe that the Chiefs won the game.

wat. dumb enough as it already wa,s that earthquake apparently killed people, I guess that's why they apologized.

Whats funny is it was NFL mexico that tweeted it, so i would assume it was a beaner who did it

>Smeth's performance was so good it killed people
Is Smeth, dare I say it, elite?

>profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/09/09/kaepernick-rally-scheduled-for-soldier-field-on-sunday/

Lol dumb niggers care more about Kaep getting a job than they do themselves

Do these people not understand that they're doing more to hurt Kaep than help?

Teams don't want the drama.

>fourth game where he threw for over 300 years
Yes

>niggers
>job
Does not compute

Ol Dirty Beckham and Jamison Crowder better play tomorrow, Gronk already let me down enough

>Smeth threw for over 300 years

Is there a rule in the NFL playbook that a QB cannot ride a running back like a horse?

Why would any team pay top dollar for a glorified game manager? If he never opted out of his whiners contract, he'd still be playing

>messing around with chicago PD

On par with NYPD for being corrupt and violent.
They honestly might start a riot.

>people in the year 2317 will still recognize Smeth's greatness

Aaron. The Week One Win.

Honestly I'd fucking love to see the reaction if the official NFL twitter put something out as equally tacky about the hurricanes.

>lmaooo when you think it's the tears of bucs fans after missing the playoffs again but it's actually rain from a devastating natural force that has damaged the lives of millions of people lol

These niggers forget that Kaep was on a team and he opted out of his contract like a dumb ass.

Ask Detroit
They turned their QB into a game manager and then paid him

Good, hopefully then those faggots can truly experience poh-lees brutality

>Niggers

Also,

>Before the game, a protest will be held in support of an unemployed quarterback with far more significant career accomplishments.

Get his cock out of your mouth you fuck.

>good that people will be hurt

fuck off

They are kicking a hornets nest

>good people

Um... pick zero sweetie. They are supporting Colin Kaepernick, a literal turd

>hurr let's antagonize this angry dog
>be surprised when it bites you right on the ass
You fuck off, retard. Actions have consequences.

If you can accurately describe your country's police force as a "hornet's nest" you have a fucking problem.

don't chimp out and you won't have your head busted hun :^)

Just found out my neighbor is a Vikings fan, she was wearing a Diggs jersey

>seattle
>winning in lambeau
lol

Post a picture of your neighbor or I'm unsubbing from your blog

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>spend years upon years being slandered on mass media, having corrupt politicians fuck with your pensions, not getting the supplies you need while working in a dangerous as fuck city like Chicongo
>they shouldn't be angry though, wouldn't want "hornet's nest" to be an accurate descriptor!

>Don't keep up with offseason roster moves, just which teams are supposed to be good and bad
>Everyone and their brother says NE is gonna be great
>Pick them over KC for office picks
>They play like shit

Jeeze.

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

Is she hawt?

That's what you get for listening to /nfl/ memers

Time to party like it's 1999. :)

If you want to have a genuine discussion, don't type like a 14 year old girl who just saw desperate housewives for the first time.

They can be angry, that's a natural response, but use that anger for political change, make statements on the treatment of American police. Killing/harming unarmed civilians isn't gonna fix any of those problems, or the perception of police in America.

Thats why you should ignore anons and homeristic tripfaggots and listen to me. I'm far more accurate in my predictions than anyone else on here.

I really wish they'd go back to the old logo and uniforms. Their current ones are so fucking garbage.

>he has made it clear that will he stand for it this year - if of course he ever lands on a team

LMAO the spineless faggot can't even stay consistent with his shitty """""protest"""""

>They can be angry, that's a natural response, but use that anger for political change

We did

>getting this upset over being not told to not dindu
just don't dindu lmao

Not upset at all, just explaining why you're wrong.

And what has that orange faggot done for police officers?

Well I've made a new friend, her names Lorelei
I'm not a creep
Slim blondie with light skin and brown eyes, also she's from Minnesota

It was so weird seeing Kaep go from pretty good to absolute shit in like a season

>slim

Dropped. Need THICC

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Thats what happens when you become a vegan and start dating some millitant islamic bitch who makes Chè Guarva look like Neville Chamberlain. See also Arian Foster.

Which game thread will have the most shitposting?

That and the Cowboys/Gnats game.

Already happened on thursday

Packers Seahawks will have the most angry shitposting

Bears Falcons will have the most comfy OT shitposting, because no bears gamethread is ever about football.

>Lorelei
I always think of Styx when I hear that name

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Here she is. I cropped her face out because I'm not a creep.

Primetime games have a lot because all the other games are over and fans want to get their last shitposts in

It had to do with the league enforcing QB and defenseless receiver rules.

The new enforcement of the rules fucked up all the old defenses which had been playing a certain way for their whole career.
There had been only two QBs in history to throw for 5000 yards.

In 2011 there were THREE in one year.

If you were a QB and ran option, you were still protected as a QB not as a runner until you had made a few steps.
Running QBs were extremely effective because defenses couldnt do shit, and werent used to it.

It only took 2-3 years to adapt, and the rule interpretation
>When a quarterback runs an option and keeps the ball, he is a runner. He has none of the special protections given to a passer.
really fucked up running QBs

He wasnt a good pocket passer in the first place. RGKnee wasnt either. They faltered

Wilson who could hold his own in the pocket didnt.

Niners and Redskins caught lightning in a bottle during the defensive transition, the Niners really should have won that owl

Cowcucks and gnats

Panthers/49ers if theres even a thread. $(ers are gonna win and the fallout/damage controll will be great.

excited for the season desu

Goff rubs me the wrong way, he seems like a fucking worm.

So i just saw that some 34 year old black guy in the Capitol doused his pregnant GF in gas and set her on fire. Why isnt Kaepernick protesting that?

there are people ITT RIGHT NOW who have yet to realize that the 2018 QB draft class is the best draft for QBs since 2004
>mayfield, rosen, rudolph, falk, darnold, allen, browning, mangum
>only one darkie that will be converted to WR even in the running

People say this every single season

what is your point? He's protesting undeeded violence by tax paid public defenders on their citizens

Since when did hoodrats pay taxes?

Not this year. Every team who drafted a QB in the '17 draft got laughed at

I cant remember a QB draft this stacked. its always one or two top guys. then some leftovers. this class is the most talent we have seen in a decade. easily.
power rankings
>the next brett favre tier
rudolph, allen
>franchise QB tier
mayfield, rosen, browning, darnold
>gonna have 1 season where they ball the fuck out and are top 5 QB with 5,000 yards and 43 TD's only to slump for the rest of the contract
mangum, falk

Every single time they buy their alcohol and smokes

You need a legal income to pay taxes

it is now officially past midnight on the east coast

FOOTBALL
IS
BACK

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>Saints @Vikings
>Saints will be playing there in SB, seems like a good preview.

>aints
>super bowl

>lang/sitton are gone
>bulaga is questionable
>facing the best defensive line in the league

Packers 47
Seahawks 32

>busted defense had 6 turnovers in december
>the packers are now healthy and upgraded every single position except QB
will the seahawks even score a point tomorrow?